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How these INSANE amounts of cringe got so many people liking it? How...?
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>Be Garret Rickett
>You were a scientist which was gonna make a test on a pony.
>Her name was Cadence.
>You've made this science project called 'Project Green Azure'
>However, it's top secret, tho.
>You started this 3 weeks ago. And it
was about a month since other scientists made this alternate dimension.
>Perky little bastards enslaving ponies.
>That was easy to expect from humanity, since it always enslaves any non human species.
>And you got this one in sale.
>A bit expensive, but it was at your reach.
>And you were gonna test this liquid on her.
>"Armando?"
>"Estoy listo!"
>I have this latin buddy, Armando Latorre. I don't understand a fuck what he says, Still a pretty good guy tho.
>"Dale! Encajale el suero que no la aguanto mas!"
>"Ok dude, I'll whatever-you-just-said."
And you can feel the needle crushing through every barrier Cadence had on her skin.
>Sorry my sweet dear, but it's for the science.
 
>She went insane.
>I managed to tranquilize her and check results.
>Seems it worked.
>But it's not what you wanted.
>It overworked.
>Because of the overdosis.
>Looks like it's pretty powerful, tho.
>You can't have her this way.
>You need to hand her to the pony store.
>They will know what to do about it.
 
>be Anon
>You wanted to have a pet since you were a kid.
>But nothing called your attention.
>Nothing but ponies.
>Those plushie toys... They're so sweet.
>You're at the pony store.
>On the stand there were 5 colorful ponies.
>They were sad.
>What actually happened? You don't know.
>You get in. Some random colorful ponies were there.
>But there was a really pretty one.
>It was the cheapest.
>She had both wings and a horn.
>She was pink with a purple, lavender and white mane.
>She had a print of a crystal heart. With some cute decor.
>That was what you wanted.
>She was murmuring rsndom shit you couln't hear because reasons.
>"Hey! I'll have this one."
>A shopkeeper came to aid you in that.
>"Ok, but be careful. Are your ears ready?"
>"My what?"
>He then opened the door to hear her first words.
>"Hey faggot! I know you came here for the plot. Don't make me go feels on you! What are you? Drawfag? Writefag? *Shitfag?* Anyways, I'm Cadence! *tripcode RRoy415uN.8u*
>The fuck?
>So she looks like the prettiest thing. But it came straight from /b/.
>I can live with that.
>"I'll take her!"
>Now you're heading to the cashier to pay for her.
>She was cheap.
>And insane.
>But at least you're not alone anymore.
>You like her sense of faggotry she has.
>She couldn't stop talking for the whole ride.
>"Are you an oldfag? I can see that from your belly, isn't it, OP? You should try shitposting, It's always hilarious. But it gets 404'd in a couple of minutes, Hours, if good shit is good. Wait, are you asian m00t? Please notice meeeeeee... I want to be admin, Can I be one? Please. Yes? You look like it's a no. Fine, I'll shitpost feels and frogs. You broke my heart, m8. You made me 200.0% mad!"
>She makes a warface.
>"Finally Cadence. We're home!"
>"Is anyone there? Yes? AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAA"
>She began to whistle John Cena's song.
>She's just Hilarious.
>Hilarious.
>"Ok, Cadence, you can settle in now."
>You take her leash out.
>"Thanks m00t, This is when the white-knight fags are just right."
>She then makes Pacha's gestures and face expressions.
>She's cute at it.
>We'll have to eat something. Somehow.
>"Well, Cadence, what do you want to eat?"
>"Is it Tuesday, Moot?"
>Moot? Isnt he the... Aaaaa!
>Atleast she thinks you're superior.
>"Yes, why?"
>"THEN IT'S TACO TUESDAAAAAY!!!"
>She then pops out a mexican hat from nowhere.
>She even got het magic suppressant pills? Even more because of her insanity.
>Well, atleast she limited herself to do meme-related stuff.
>Hope it doesn't get to the /pol/ point.
>That would screw up things easily.
>"Well, then Tacos it is! I'll get the phone."
>She began to move her left hoof in circles and sing.
>"You used to call me on my cellphone, late night..."
>While she keeps singing that song you recognize but you don't know, you begin to dial the phone number of Taco Bell's delivery.
>"Hey! It's Taco Bell. How can I help you?"
>"I would like to order 4 tacos, 2 of them extra spicy, please."
>"Well. where do you want it?"
>"Golden Freddy Ave. 420."
>"Ok, be there in half an hour. Thanks!"
>"To you!"
>You put the phone back just to find that Cadence is not singing anymore.
>You hear gibberish hums from your bedroom.
>Maybe she's ther-
>NO MY PORN!
>CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!
>You run as fast as you can to your bedroom.
>Only to see that Cadence was between two piles of books, and actually reading one.
>But not any book...
>Your Ultimate Porn Collection.
>She then notices your presence.
>Oh shit here it comes.
>"I think I was right about the plot thing, Moot. I thought you were asleep with the mods so I started reading '>rape' stuff. Is that bothering you?"
>You check any surroundings.
>Marecum on the floor near Cadence's plot.
>Right. Good.
>Shit. Fuck.
>She even fapped to it.
>Why...?
>She atleast would be fapping to some stallion. right?
>There were humans on every porn mag you had.
>No trace of stallions.
>Oh god...
>"Can I..."
>She then makes a gesture with a hoof and make a bulge on her cheek with her tongue.
>Ah hell no.
>Your UPC is enough.
>"No, Cadence..."
>"Pleeeeeeease? I won't shitpost anymore nor calling you a faggot. And you will be my Senpai. so pleeeeeeeeeease? No? Ok then faggot."
>She makes that face when you tries to discipline your child.
>Deep inside you...
>Very deep...
>You want that.
>You never had a blowjob since... Never.
>Maybe you should... NO.
>YOU WON'T DEAL WITH /H/ CADENCE.
>Never.
>But you would like being called Sen-
>I SAID NO!
>*DING DONG* *DING DONG*
>Doorbell.
>Finally, Taco Bell came to your door.
>"Oooookaaay. Tht would be 95.36."
>You hand him the money.
>"Thanks!"
>"To you."
>The delivery guy then leaves and you close the door.
>"Cadeeeeeeence. Stop the '>rape' thing and come here. There are tacoooooooos."
>She then imitates a TF2 guy voice.
>"TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!"
>And then she races to the kitchen where you had the tacos.
>She stared at them...
>And stared...
>"Ok Cadence. These are yours..."
>You hand the non extraspicy tacos to her.
>"And these are mine."
>Before you get your first chew, Cadence shouts.
>"ITADAKIMAAAAAASU."
>Not only from /h/, /b/, and maybe /s4s/, but /a/.
>And you begin chewing the taco you had on your hand.
>"Well, you already told me your name, but you don't know mine. right?"
>"I never knew your name..."
>She makes a feels guy face.
>"Ok, My name's Anon Y. Mousse."
>"Oh, Nice name. It reminds me of a hacker group somehow."
>Yes, people always do.
>Those guys with Vendetta masks.
>They're creepy.
>"And, what about you? You always have a 'meme' to use as a reaction."
>"Well, it's kind of like a Super Soldier Test they made on me, but instead of Super Soldier abilities, it's with knowledge. That's what I overheard, because they made me go 00.0% LISTEN mode."
>Yeah yeah, but why 4chan knowledge?
>Because it's something it won't make her escape.
>"And did it work?"
>">implying"
>Implying?
>It failed.
>The meme pone that is in front of you is a failed test.
>And it was given to you.
>50.00$ DUDE.
>"So they put you knowledge about memes on you to test it?"
>"Yep"
>"Oh god. You okay?"
>You make a sad face.
>She was used.
>And threw to the dirt lie useless garbage.
>Why the world has to be so cruel?
>"Yeah. I know that feel bro."
>You reach to hug her.
>In which she hugs back
>She's cuddly, like a puppy.
>"I missed being somepony. instead of a test subject. I used to be tied on a table and take everything they did to me. It made me go 200.0% MAD."
>Yep, she's still insane.
>Better not to let her look you like a normie.
>That would be the end of time.
>"Well, I'll go play Undertale, You have free reign over the house, but no matter what, DON'T, GET, INTO, MY, BEDROOM, AGAIN. Understood?"
>"Rule number?"
>Wait, what?
>Aaaaaaaaa!
>"One, Cadence, One."
>"Okay! Wait... Undertale? Moot, you FUCKING NORMIE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>And well, Anon, Welcome to the gates of The End of Time.
>"I play what I like. Okay? Don't look at me as a normie, if so, then I would have to..."
>Her eyes went beady small.
>What would an user of 4chan would hate but beg for it to not happen?
>Getting banned!
>"...Ban you."
>Hehe. Who's the normie now?
>"NO NO NO PLEASE DON'T BAN ME!"
>"Then don't call me a normie."
>"I WON'T CALL YOU A NORMIE, BUT PLEASE DON'T BAN ME!"
>"Okay. I will be playing Undertale in my bedroom. If you need something then knock on the bedroom door. Okay?"
>"Okay, Moot."
>You go to your bedroom and open Undertale on your computer.
>Fucking Undyne, she's impossible.
>But anyway, Why Undertale is taken as for 'normies'?
>You don't know and you don't give a shit.