>go to turn on balcony light at apartment
>flip switch
>lightbulb is dead
>go towards cupboard to find a spare lightbulb
>bring chair to balcony to stand on to reach the lightbulb
>you start to screw the lightbulb out when suddenly you lose your footing
>lightbulb falls into the city street
>it shatters right in front of a man walking his fluffy pony
>the fluffy pony directly inhales the mercury and falls into the glass shards, puncturing his internal organs
>owner yells at me saying he'll sue
>eco-friendly my plot