A collection of Dodo-chan References that may or may-not be up to date
 
>Dodo-chan is so clumsy that she can't fly and always hurts herself.
>She's also way too friendly with strangers, but doesn't get along well with mouse-type MGs for some reason.
>Since she's too clumsy to fly she ends up a bit HEALTH, making her feel more cuddly/doki doki than genki.
 
The Dodo-MG. you're welcome /mg/.
 
 
>She's a bit insecure, since she doesn't have much family, so she relies on you a lot. Nor does she have many friends, they get tired of her stuff ups, even if she's trying her hardest.
>She's quiet, but physically affectionate. You may not get an "...d-daisuki" out of her too often, but you'll get a loving nuzzle whenever she's close enough.
>She isn't all that bright, nor is she a knock out looker, but she'll endearingly do her best so you don't forget about her and relegate her to your past.
 
 
If she were a space cadet, she'd be the one yelled at a lot, and barely scrapping through classes. One day she comes to you, quietly begging for help studying ship systems.
Everyone's thought she would be more trouble than she's worth, and they weren't wrong, it'd be a struggle to get her to figure it all out.
Finishing up the session, to your surprise, Dodo-chan gives you a strong hug, letting you appreciate her HEALTH and her cleavage from above; it seems that the hug was in lieu of any other kind of verbal thanks.
Next day she gets yelled at for barely scrapping a passing grade, yet again, but she gives you some slightly burnt, crispy on the outside, soggy in the middle cookies as a thank you.
You don't really question it too much when Dodo-chan starts following you around, slightly behind your shoulder, with a calm, if spacey, smile for anyone who looked at the apparent new couple.
 
(Editors note: it's a scifi example because I had never really come across the colloquialism "space cadet", just swap is for school or whatever, you'll live.)
 
>Y-you see, anon... there's not a lot of my kind left. So my parents think it's really important for me to get married and have lots of kids. But what guy would want to be with me? I'm not smart or pretty... and I'm not really good at anything either. I'm just gonna grow old alone, aren't I?
>I.. I'm sorry anon... I'm sorry for crying. Just hold me for a bit longer okay? Let me pretend... just a bit more...
 
>You gently rub her head telling her everything will be alright
>Then, taking your brand new shirt, wipe her tears
>She looks up at you, where your eyes meet for just a brief moment
>Without hesitation the two of you kiss before slowly pulling away
>Her face lights up as she timidly smiles at you, the happiest she's ever been
>You begin kissing once again, all the while she clumsily attempts to pull down your pants
>She falls over face first, tripping over her own two legs
>You both giggle as you help her get her cloths off as well
>Collapsing on to the couch, you begin procreating in the missionary position holding hands
>Dodo-chans visage is bright red the entire time, apologizing for being so bad
>Afterwards, both of you snuggle up next to each other and drift asleep, the happiest you've ever been
 
 
She'd be a HEALTH, short, stacked, harpy with nondescript grey plumage methinks. Maybe a tan? For her islander heritage. Or pale because she spends most of her time inside trying to make sure she doesn't impose on her small friend group too much and so often they start to resent her.
 
 
>I'm always told it's not because I'm a bad girl
>There's just always a better girl
>It's the nose isn't it?
>Nobody loves a short chubby flightless harpy with vestigial wings and a black nose like this
>Not all stories have happy endings do they?
 
>Tears run down her face and there is nobody to comfort her
>For she is truly alone
 
Would you turn down prettier girls for Dodo-chan?
 
That's whats I got for the time being, feel free to post more to add.
Plus: draaaaaw fags ought to draw. Fags.