>Here, we have a cat. We'll call her Grace
>Grace has a beautiful, shiny grey coat
>Her four kittens are playing, it is almost time for a meal
>Grace gathers her kittens and puts them into their safe den
>Grace goes out hunting, she hears a cacophony of human child voices
>A fluffy pony herd, excellent
>The flesh of a fluffy pony is perfect for the kittens' still developing teeth
>The smarty friend is addressing the herd about an issue
>"Stoopid fwuffies need to know dat Smawty awways get nummies fiwst! Not Smawty's fauwt dat fwuffies take fo'eva sweepies at hoomin house! You aww dummy fwuffies! DUMMY!"
>The herd looks down, feeling sorry for themselves
>Its the perfect opportunity, Grace is right behind the smarty friend, and all the herd members are not paying attention
>Grace pounces...
>It's a perfect strike
>Grace digs her claws into the smarty's front hooves, he screams in terror
>"Waaah! Hewp Smawty! Stoopid hewd! HEWP! Stawp cat-munsta! Wat you doin? Cat-munsta! STAWP!"
>The herd members have completely abandoned the smarty, their loyalty to a terrible smarty is no more
>Grace is starting to get annoyed by the smarty, time to finish him off
>Grace sinks her sharp teeth into the smarty's neck, crushing his throat and killing him instantly
>Grace starts walking back to her den, she sets down the corpse of the smarty friend
>The kittens dig right in, the fluffy pony meat is delicious
>Grace will do anything to make sure her kittens become strong cats