-Author's note-
This is an addition to my collection of "Bob" stories, read the previous ones if you want to, it starts with "Bad Frank" and continues with "Nobody tries to f**k Bluebloom"  
 
 
>You are Bob, it has been a 3 days since you got that green fluffy unicorn
>Those 3 days were like hell
>The green fluffy constantly shits on the floor, pokes everything he can with his horn, and the weirdest of all...
>He humps EVERYTHING
>You've read about this, if a fluffy colt has not mated until mid adulthood, he will start humping everything to satisfy himself
>Thankfully, he hasn't humped Sunny or your precious Bluebloom
>You'd probably go crazy on him if he-
>You hear a familiar voice
>Its Bluebloom!
>"HEWP! NU WAN' SPESHA' HUGGIES! ALWEADY HAF' SPESHA HUGSIES WIF SIMMONS!! HAF 2 FIWWIES!!!"
>Luckily, Simmons is able to buck the green fluffy off before his fluffyhood can go into Bluebloom
>"Wan' spesha huggies! Wan' spesha hugsies wif Bwooboom!"
>You grab the green fluffy before he could do anything else
>"Nuuu! Wet go! Wet go! Wet go!" the fluffy screams repeatedly
>You bring him up to your face and scowl at him, showing that you are CLEARLY pissed
>"F-fwuffy sowwy! Nu gif spesha hugsies to Bwooboom! Gif spesha hugsies to Sunny instead!"
>As you walk out of the safe room you flick the green fluffy's nose, it starts bleeding
>"You dumb little fuck! You don't give special hugs to Sunny OR Bluebloom!"
>You take him to the garage, it reminds you of Frank, stupid fluffy he was.
>You shave all of the green fluffy's fluff off
>He's no longer a green fluffy, he's a fluffless fluffy pony
>"F-f-f-fwuffy c-c-c-cowd." the former green fluffy shivers heavily
>You quickly submerge the fluffy in ice cold water
>"W-w-w-w-wawa c-c-c-c-cowd... f-f-f-f-fwuffy need wawm pwace..."
>You toss the naked fluffy outside, it's a cold night outside
>The fluffy is to cold to move his legs
>"W-w-w-w-wai weggies nu wowk? "F-f-f-f-fwuffy need to wun 'way fwom bad p-p-p-p-pwace..."
>By morning the fluffy has froze to death, you dispose of the corpse
>No more fluffies for you, you already have 4 fluffies and 4 fluffy foals.