>Be a guy named Gary >No, not that douche Gary Fucking Oak, just Gary >Anyways, you're taking your normal walk through the neighborhood >You hear a small voice saying "Hewp fwuffy!" coming from an alley >A green unicorn is butt raping a tan mare >A black earth fluffy is giving special hugs to the mare's mouth >Wait... >Fluffys rape? >DAFUQ?! >Kick both stallions off her >Squeeze the crap out of the black one, literally >All of the shit falls on the green unicorn, who complains of "No smeww pwetty" >Poke both of the black one's eyes out, he screams "Why dawk?!" >Slam the black fluffy onto the wall, his brains now contribute to the wall's filth >Slam the corpse into the green unicorn, he's knocked out cold >Wipe the blood off on your jacket, walk over to the mare >She's covered in fluids and dirt >She gets up >"F-fank yoo mista. Spesha huggies huwt fwuffy." >Holy shit she's an alicorn >"What mista do wif fwuffy?" >"You want a home?" >"Yes! Pwease mista!" her eyes light up at the word "home" >"Alright," you say, picking her up "how about I call you Tina?" >"Wuv name!" >Time to cook up some spaghetti   >Be a green fluffy unicorn >A meanie man just gave you and your friend big ouchies >You look at your friend's body, his eyes have boo boo juice all over them, his head leaks out brains and other nasty stuff >You get up, still covered in boo boo juice and your friend's poopies >You see the meanie man carry the dummy fluffy mare into his home >You will get revenge! You will give that mare the best special hugs she's ever had! You will- >You realize that you're hungry, you knock over a trash can and dig in   >Be Tina the rescued fluffy alicorn >A nice man named Gary just became your daddy! >He saved you from stallions who gave you special hugs in the wrong places! >You're grateful that you're not gonna become a mama though, you're not ready for that just yet >Gary gives you a bath and sketties! >Yay!   >Be Bob, you're holding sleeping Bluebloom while looking out the window >You see your neighbor Gary walk into his house with a tan fluffy alicorn, he also has a little blood on him >Looks like Gary saved the day, so fortunate that you have neighbors that like fluffies   >Be the author of this story >You realized that you have done 3 perspectives in one fluffy story >What the fuck were you thinking? >Wait, this is part of the story too >Shit! >Ok, the end, no more perspectives >Be the corpse of Frank the fluffy >NO! Ok, this time for reals, the end.