>It's been a couple days since you adopted your fluffy pony >You love the little guy to death >You're watching T.V while your fluffy plays in the backyard, you hear multiple fluffy voices >You see your fluffy playing with a small herd of strays >Let him have his fun, you'll deal with them later >Few minutes later, you hear fluffy screams that will give you nightmares >You race to the backyard door >You go through the multiple scenarios that could be happening in your backyard right now >Eagles? Crows? Cats? Dogs? Catdogs?! >You open the door, you see.... oh god... >You see many dead fluffy ponies, blood, shit, and body parts everywhere >Then you see your fluffy pony, covered in blood and guts from other fluffies approaching a little white pegasus filly >Holy shit, your fluffy is a cannibal >Your thoughts being completed, you proceed to say... >"WHAT THE FUCK?!" >Your fluffy stops what he's doing and runs up to you >"Hai Daddeh! Wan' pway?" >You quickly grab your fluffy and throw him at the fence >You grab a rake and beat him to death >Your ex-fluffy is now flat as a pancake, with multiple bones sticking out of his corpse >You might have overdone it... >FUCK THAT! That fluffy pony was probably one of Satan's minions >You approach the only surviving fluffy that was about to be killed by your fluffy >"M-meanie fwuffy kiww an' eat fwiends... eat mummy too." >"Don't worry, you're safe. I'm your new daddy." >"N-new Daddeh? G-gif fwuffy n-nummies? An' hugsies? >"Yes." >The fluffy runs up to your shoe and hugs it, you grab her and bring her up to face level >"I think I'll name you Angel." >"Wike name Angew!" She chirps happily >Angel feels light, she must be starving >Time for lunch   >Meanwhile...in hell, Satan is laughing his ass off at what he made happen to this mortal's life with his fluffy pony minion.