>you want to learn more about wild fluffy culture >you decide to go to the local forest to watch a fluffy herd >you find a fluffy herd >your heart melts at all of the cute fluffy foals >the smarty friend spots you >"Hooman hewe! Wun fwuffies wun!!" >fluffy chaos breaks out >most fluffies are just running around in circles with their eyes closed, screaming "Someone make munsta hooman go 'way! PWEASE!!!" >you look at where you saw the fluffy foals >fluffy mothers totally ignore their babies as they drop from their backs >you hear several cracks as the foals land on the ground >"Mummy!" A foal says >"Ouchies! Mummy come back!" another says >you knew fluffy ponies were stupid, but you didn't know they were stupid enough to kill their own babies >fluffy ponies continue to bump into eachother and trample eachother >after a couple minutes, the entire fluffy herd is dead >you leave and adopt a fluffy mare >you protect her with your life, but a stray sneaks in and mates with her >you help her give birth to 2 healthy, beautiful foals >fluffy mare is happy that she has babies now >you take her babies away from her >"Waah! Wha' Daddeh doing?! Gif back babies!! PWEASE!!!!" >you use a machine that you built to feed the fluffy foals >you grab your fluffy mare by her scruff >you toss her on the ground as hard as you can >"Waa... wai huwt fwuffy mamma? Fwuffy mamma good fwuffy..." She says weakly >you crush her skull with your boot >you don't trust fluffy mothers for shit since you saw that herd kill themselves and their babies