>Be an owner of a fluffy pony
>"Ok fluffy! It's spaghetti night!"
>"Fwuffy no wan' skettis! Wan' KFC!" the fluffy chirps
>You shoot a 'wtf' look at your fluffy.
>Well fluffy has been good, sure, you'll get him KFC.
>"Ok, wait in your safe room fluffy, I'll get your KFC."
>Get the KFC
>Fluffy is happy
>Surprisingly, fluffy's weak teeth are able to handle KFC
>"Fank yoo Daddee!"
>*Happyface*
 
>One month later
>Spaghetti night is now KFC night
>Getting KFC
>Open the box
>You notice it's greasier than usual
>Meh, more flavor
>Give it to fluffy
>Fluffy pony drowns in grease
>Fuck.
>Meh.
>Get another fluffy pony
>Prefers Popeyes over KFC
>Dies the same way as your last fluffy pony
>Get yet another fluffy pony
>It's normal and doesn't like fast food at all
>Fuck yea.