>You're watching TV when you hear a bunch of voices in the backyard
>You look and just as you expected, there is a fluffy pony herd
>Sigh, ah well, at least you got an easy method of dealing with them
>Get a speaker, place it outside and hook it up to your iPod
>The not so smart smarty friend sees you
>"Dummy hoomin! Dis fwuffy's wand now! Go 'way ow gif big ouchies!"
>Start playing Justin Bieber's "Baby"
>"Baby! Baby, Baby NOOOOOOO..."
>Everyfluffy is now in pain
>"Eaw wape! Eaw wape! Hewp fwuffy!" A colt says before his head explodes
>"Justin Biebew nu good fo' babehs!" A mother says, desperately trying to cover her foals' ears, only to have their heads explode before her own head explodes
>"WAN DIE! WAN DIE!!!!" A fluffy screams
>After a minute of ear torture, all the fluffies are dead
>Hold up...
>Where's the smarty's body?
>The smarty emerges from the bush, he somehow managed to survive
>"H-hewd dead? Huuu huuu huuu. Wan die."
>"Kay." You pull out your airsoft pistol and shoot him between the eyes
>Go back inside, My Little Pony is on.