>Day I got cookie in Equestria.
>Wake up.
>Go back to sleep.
>Wake up.
>Okay, fuck. Better start the day.
>Groggily stomp to the breakfast table.
>Oats oats oats.
>You seriously hate this place.
>Next thing you know, there's a knock at your door.
>Sigh.
>At least she's always on time.
>Stand up and walk over to the door.
>Open it.
What do you want this time?
>Wait a second...
>Fluttershy wasn't blue. And her mane didn't look like toothpaste.
Colgate? What are you doing here?
>"Well Anon, you missed your dentist appointment yesterday."
>You scratch the back of your head in embarrassment.
Oh shoot, that WAS yesterday, wasn't it?
>You huff and catch Colgate's stare.
Can I reschedule?
>She smirks and her eyes drop to half mast.
>"How about right now? I have a special slot just for you."
>She winks and strolls past you into your home.
>Is she... coming onto you?
>She struts past you and you catch a glimpse of her glistening plot.
>Fuck it. As long as she's not Flutterskank.
>You shut your door and bolt it, following behind the azure mare.
>She leads you to your living room recliner and pushes you down onto it.
>"Get comfortable, Anon. This won't take too long."
>You lie back and grin. At least something's going right today.
>Colgate unbuckles your belt, sliding your pants and boxers down to your ankles.
>You'll never understand how hooves can do that.
>She gives your shaft some long licks, popping your head into her mouth occasionally.
>You're already hard from the attention.
>Colgate climbs up onto your chest, positioning her moist hole above your rod.
>In one swift motion, she plunges herself down.
>She howls, instantly orgasming.
>Her horn sparks and she collapses into a gelatinous ooze.
>She is cum on insertion.
>Fucking Disc Ward.