>"Hey, Anon?"
Hm?
>"I shit on your carpet."
>Did you just fucking hear her correctly?
W-what did you just say?
>"I. Shit. On. Your. Carpet."
>Is she being fucking serious?
>Do horses defecate like this or something? Christ you wish you had the internet in Equestria
Y-yeah, okay Twi. Sure.
>Please be joking
>"No really Anon. Come look."
>Twi beckoned you into your dinky shit shack for a house
>Apparently being a non-equestrian means you get sub-par equestrian rights
>Now thinking about if she was fucking serious it will now literally be a SHIT shack
All right I'm coming.
>You followed Twi into your shack and the second you entered a large wiff of horse shit flew into your nostrils
>You could've sworn you flew at least 8ft back (inb4 europoors)
HOLY FUCK WHAT?
>"See. I told you Anon."
Do you think this is funny you little shit?
>There was literally shit everywhere
>Even on the fucking windows
>"Heh. Get it? You called me a 'little' shit!"
>Pure unadulterated anger swept across your body but your brain's frontal lobe could only put it all into one response
....nyet.
>You took Twilight by the head and swung her full swing into her own pile of shit
>The sheer force of the throw made the shit splash like fucking shamoo jumped into it
>Shit storm
>Twilight called the guards immediately and they responded with quick haste
>Running threw the shit covered doors they demanded your arrest
>"STOP, NO ONE BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!"
>The anger in your body intensifies to levels unheard of since the dawn of man
....okay.
>You take a fist of shit and it manifests itself into a hyperbeam that travelled faster than light
>The force of made physics break and you could hear Neil DeGrasse Tyson crying faintly as the world crumbled into nothing
>RIP in peace Universe. 17.5bya - 2014 AD. Literal Shitstorm
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