>Sunset walks up to you. She has a pained expression like shes trying to force a smile. >"Hi Anon!" "Um, hey Sunset." >Her eyes dart to the left, and then to the right. Then she slowly leans in toward you and starts to whisper. >"Hey, my friends over gave me this stupid dare.." You lean in and whisper back. "What kind of dare?" >"Well, they want me to just start making out with you. I was wondering if you'd want to just play along for the next few minutes, just so I can get this over with?" "Uhh... Sure!" >you look back to your friends >Aidan gives you a thumbs up >Carter mouths "go for it" your way >and Trixie just stares intently at the two of you, her hands slowly smoothing out her skirt >you look back to sunset just in time to smack her in the face with your face >she falls to the ground >"ow! Sorry!" >god damn it, anon, that was beta as all fuck "No, I'm sorry, are you alright?" >as you lean down to help her up, she lunges at you >your lips meet >her cherry ChapStick doesn't taste bad at all >your arms instinctively wrap around her >her mouth slowly opens and her tounge flicks across your lips >ohh god that felt good >but you had studied kissing, among other things >so you could one up this >you suck her lower lip into your mouth and give it a lick >her eyes widen, then relax, then close >you break the kiss a moment later >fucking retard school system would have your ass suspended for this >she smiles at you shakeily >"wow, that was... Thanks, I-I'll be going now" >well >at least you're no longer a kissless virgin >you watch her wobble back to her table >you turn and follow suit >or you would >but your legs refuse to move >you look down >no quicksand >no vines >just your legs saying fuck you >so you wait them out >a few seconds later you move back to your table >Carter gives you a clap on the back >"good job bro!" >"yeah, you didn't completely make an ass of yourself!" >you glance back to Sunset's table >she's getting the same treatment you are >only more feminine >the entire cafeteria is beginning to clap >it feels fucking great >is this what it's like to be popular? >lunch ends >you file out to your next class with Trixie >you were prepared for her to suddenly reveal that she had loved you since you first met >that's what happened whenever a guy might start having it good in high school, right? >you file into Mr. Turner's history class >he's a pretty cool dude >uses a hands-on approach to the lessons >which is fun as hell in comparison to your average history class >you've been studying Nordic culture this week >"hello class, today we will be constructing model ships using Popsicle sticks and glue" >if you lived in a cartoon, your eyes would be dinner plates right now >you loved building models >that's part of why you and Trixie had met >she needed some help building her stage and props >you were happy to help >that was years ago >now you group together almost by habit >you're given your supply of sticks and glue and move to a table >"so how was that kiss?" >and here we go >you look up to your friend while your hands move with a mind of their own "It was for a dare, I decided to help, it boosted my popularity, what of it?" >"you seemed to get pretty into it for a 'dare'" "It felt good, what can I say?" >she punches you in the arm >oh shit >then she smiles >oh SHIT >"you could let me show you both why Trixie is the best..." >wait wait wait >both? >you didn't sign up for a porno did you? >things are moving too fast >best not get swept up now "I don't think that's a good idea, how about we forget this ever happened?" >well, she should forget >you on the other hand are keeping that offer in mind for another time >you look back down at your work >you have a pretty good boat going >it's still missing the deck and the masts >but those are easy enough to make >Trixie is already almost done with the main mast >you finish first and present your creation to Mr. Turner >"very good as always anonymous, full credit" >he stamps your rubric and you both take your seats >more sleep >fuck yes >you fall into dreamland easily >and given the course of the day, when you wake up, you have a raging hardon >damnit >you awkwardly try to shove it down your pants so it's not pitching a tent >the bell rings >oh fuck >now is NOT the time to have a boner >your next class is gym >with Sunset >you stand up and sling your backpack over your shoulder >you do a quick bonercheck as you walk out of class >nothing showing >but god damn does it make walking awkward >you're still getting cheers and high fives from random people >this god damned school hypes up the little things way to fucking much >it was just a kiss >right? >as you ponder that question, you make it to the gym locker rooms >you put on your best "I don't give a fuck" look and step inside >and there's the reason why >Flash Sentry >this jock had made it his personal mission to become king of the gym >and that included kicking your ass down a peg sometimes >well, here goes something >"hey faggot, what's the deal with you dating my ex?" >oh god >it just got worse than ever >fuck >why did you agree? >oh yeah >because you were an average idiot "Who the hell said we were dating?" >"she kissed you, if you're not dating her, you will be soon!" >not helping atom, not helping "Alright, let me make this clear, she kissed me because one of her friends dared her to, nothing more, so please lay off for the next hour" >you dress out and leave >that was handled rather well in your opinion >which means you were probably fucked for the day >oh well >not like it could be worse than the actual exercise for the day >you know what it is just by looking around >dodgeball >not with real dodgeballs thank god >but still >a hard throw to the face will sting and break glasses >the rest of the class files out with coach biceps >"ALRIGHT CLASS, LINE UP AGAINST THE WALL" >you line up as the coach pulls aside four of your classmates >team captains most likely >Flash >Rainbow Dash >Shining Armor >and Sunset >of fucking course >"ALRIGHT CLASS, THESE FOUR ARE YOUR TEAM CAPTAINS! THEY WILL PICK YOUR TEAMS NOW!" >Sunset looks directly at you >the captains solve the issue of who goes first in the usual way >rock-paper-scissors >sunset wins >"I pick anon" >Flash gives you a glare >he picks next >"Big Mac" >great >he's trying to stack a strong team >Shining picks next >"Ageis" >then rainbow >"Applejack" >it continues like this until everyone has a team >you're with Sunset, Gilda, Maud, and Woolie >your team is going against Shining's JROTC team >seriously, everyone on his team is in JROTC >"READY! SET! DODGEBALL!" >and here >we >go >your team moves as one to the balls >you nab one and throw it as you run back >direct hit on one of them >"YOU'RE OUT!" >you sprint back and Gilda passes you a ball before she gets nailed in the face >"OUT!" >you lob at Shining but miss >and now your team is out of ammo >you stop moving and wait, hands by your sides >three balls come sailing at you >you jump to avoid a low ball >twist to catch one and dodge the other >and then you fail the landing and fall on your ass >god damnit anon can't you be smooth for once? >regardless of your failures at acrobatics, Gilda is back in the game >"thanks dweeb, now let's rock" >you hop to your feet and catch another ball >with your face >"OUT!" >as you walk to the bench, Sunset reaches out and snags a ball that was going for Woolie >you stop and turn back to your opponents >as you watch, Ageis topples to the ground, clutching her face >you look for the thrower >Maud stares back at you, unammused at the current display >three vs. five now >you turn back to avoid another failure >three balls headed for Maud >guess the fuckers want revenge >you reach out and snag one >Sunset grabs another >and Maud just steps away from the third one >Gilda grabs that >you all take aim and let loose at Shining >he can't dodge five balls at once >"OUT! SUNSET'S TEAM WINS!" >you let out a whoop >one team down >now you'll just have to beat whoever wins this next game >Sunset grabs your arm as you walk back to the benches >that earns you another glare from flash and some wolf whistles "Mind telling me why you're doing this?" >"I like you, and you're a really good kisser, do I need more reasons?" "But you barely know me" >"actually..." >you take your seats "Actually what? Have you been stalking me or something?" >"well... no.." >she's skirting the real reason >and it's making you a little mad >this girl just walks into your life and claims she knows you well enough to hang on your arm >"okay, so you know how... I kinda mind controlled everyone at the fall formal?" >hard to forget something like that "I remember, go on" >"when I used that spell, I gained access to everyone's memories, like movies on a shelf in my head" >if you had water in your mouth right now, there would be a wet spot in front of you from your spit take "And you just... Browsed through mine? Do you even realize how invasive that is? There are things in my memories that shouldn't be seen by ANYONE! EVER!" >Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick >she's probably seen you masturbate... way too many times >all the very well hidden fantasies you've had >all the spaghetti moments you've had >she knows them inside and out >she has you, and everyone in this school, wrapped around her finger now >that explains why the principal just let her stay here >she is the ultimate blackmailer >people have killed over shit like this >quite frankly, you're scared shirtless >"would it help if I shared all my embarrassing stuff with you? Maybe later tonight?" >you'rejoking.png >she just asked you out after telling you that she knew every detail about you >but you don't really have a choice do you fucktard? >you sigh externally "Fine. But when you say every detail, you better mean every detail" >she smiles and kisses you on the cheek "And about that, don't do that anymore, not until I feel remotely safe knowing that you've seen... Things" >she pouts at you >god damnit it's like watching a kitten in the rain >you almost let her have her way >but you're saved by Rainbow's loss to flash >your team is up >you and Sunset stand up with the rest of your team >you'll find a way to deal with Sunset later >maybe you can convince Trixie to hypnotize her for you >she did offer to prove she was better than Sunset, after all >but for now, you had to kick some ass >you take your place on the court >"READY, SET, DODGEBALL!" >before you even get a ball there are five flying right for you >so you enact the fabled action of gaming history >you jump forward and do a barrel roll >astoundingly, it works, you even snag one of the balls out of the air >but the rest pass you by and wipe your team >they had all taken cover behind you >you bring sunset back in and summon some rage >you throw hard and fast, knocking out Mac and soarin >that leaves flash, spitfire, and braeburn >Sunset knocks braeburn's stetson off but the coach allows him to stay in the game since he didn't actually get hit >flash picks up a ball and launches it your way >you trip attempting to get out of the way and your flailing arm knocks it into sunset >you just lost the game >FUCK >"better luck next time fag!" >DOUBLE FUCK >sunset helps you up >"since you just lost us the game, you're buying us dinner tonight" >TRIPPLE FUCK >your entire day has been ruined in an hour >how the fuck does life get to use you as a toilet bowl and you're stuck here dealing with it's shit? >great >now you have to plan out a dinner >the bell rings and you make your way to the locker room >"so what does defeat taste like fag?" >you don't even think "Just like your mom's pussy" >the hush that falls over the room is so thick you can feel it >you look up at flash >the look on his face tells you you have two options >fight back and get suspended >or lose face and back off >"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ASSFAG!" >he charges at you over a bench >you jump out of the way and let physics take care of the rest >he careens into the lockers shoulder first >'snicklecrack' >"OW SON OF A BICH WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED" >he moves away from the locker with his shoulder at a VERY wrong angle >he did not just fail this hard did he? >the coach comes in and takes a look at it >"dislocated, get your butt to the nurse right this instant" >you really want to laugh now >this guy just dislocated his shoulder because of one of the shittiest insults known to high school >you can't make this crap up >you change back into your clothes and avoid looking up at the other students >you are now a mild case of nutjob giggles >the thought of going out with sunset quickly cures that though >a part of you wants Italian >but olive garden a shit, and there aren't any other Italian places around >pizza and a movie is cliche >fast food in general is a bad idea >what about a picnic? >yeah, that will work >French dip would be fucking perfect too >so it's settled in your head >picnic of french dip >but where? >you ponder that as you step outside of the locker room and head for the exit >you pull out your phone and load up google maps >the Cliff? >no, too crowded >Equestria park? >good enough for you >you begin to walk home >the Flashmobile pulls up next to you >fucking hell >"hey fag, you're coming with us" "And why would I do that?" >you look over >oh >that's why >the barrel of the pistol gleams in the light >options anon >OPTIONS ANON >YOU NEED THEM >option one >get in the car >option two >run, maybe get shot >option three... >be a badass and somehow turn this around on him >yeah no >running is the best option >you duck down >'CRACK' >HOLY FUCK THAT'S LOUD >you run to the back of the car >shit just got real >god damn flash >it was a YOUR MOM INSULT >WHY ARE YOU GETTING SHOT AT OVER A YOUR MOM INSULT! >the car peels off >crisis averted >maybe he'll calm down over the weekend >Jesus, you hope so >you get back on the sidewalk and sprint home >safe and sound >for now >your phone vibrates >new text >"hey anon, this is sunset, where are we going tonight?" >oh god >you have to go back out >fuck >you pop a text back at her "Was planning a picnic, but things have changed, just come on over to my house and I'll explain" >there >now you don't have to deal with going outside for a while >genius >you get to work on the food >you pull out the French bread, roast beef, swiss, and mustard >mayonase is fucking disgusting >you layer it all on and set it aside while you make the French onion soup from scratch >4 large sweet onions >4 tbsp butter >1 tsp salt >1/2 cup red wine >4 cups beef broth >you caramelize the sliced onions in the butter and salt, then pour the wine and beer broth over it to simmer >while that goes on the sandwiches go into the oven to melt the swiss >there's a knock on your door as you pour the soup into bowls and pull the sandwiches out of the oven >you almost forgot why you were cooking in the first place >a part of why you love cooking in the first place >you get lost in it >but now reality is back >you set everything on the kitchen table and open the door >it's sunset >"hey ano-" >you can tell the smell of your work just hit her >"mmm, what is that amazing -smell-?" >you smile "That's dinner, come on in and I'll explain why we aren't eating this outside" >your smile fades as you dwell on that problem >"oh hey, what's this note here?" >she pulls it off the door and looks at it >"anon, your father and I are going on a business trip for the next month, we left a debit card on your desk and the bills are paid, so don't cook us out of house and home and you'll be fine until we get back, love, mom" >YES >YES >YES >your smile is back in full force >and she has an estatic grin on her face >but celebrating your freedom shouldn't be done on a doorway >you let her in and shut the door >as you turn around, you find yourself in another makeout session with sunset >before things get too far, you push her away "Remember our deal?" >she pouts again >"but anon..." "No buts, I have enough on my plate as is and I don't need raging teen hormones to throw even more onto the pile" >you feel like an idiot for this decision >but until you can remotely trust her this is how it has to be >boner be damned >safety first >speaking of safety, you left the oven on again >you shut it off and make your way to the dining room with the plates of food >"that, looks, amazing. What is it?" "You've never had French dip before?" >"no, I haven't, what's in it?" >you set a plate down in front of her and set hour's across from it "Roast beef, swiss and mustard in the sandwich, onions, butter, some salt, some wine and some beer in the soup" >"you have open access to the liqour?' "Yeah, but I mostly use it for cooking, but sometimes..." >you head back to the kitchen and select a different red wine at random >you look at the label >Spanish garnacha >perfect >you pour two glasses and bring them out "Sometimes a good wine to drink makes the meal even better" >you sip your glass and dig into the meal, watching Sunset as you do >"so why couldn't we eat this outside?" >shit >might as well tell her "To put it simply, Flash decided to shoot at me over a your mom joke" >"WHAT!?!?" "Yeah, you see why I didn't want to leave the house" >"no shit, my question is: am I safe? If he was willing to shoot you he's willing to shoot me!" >shit >you didn't think of that >brain.exe has stopped working "You can stay with me for now if you want" >brain.exe has rebooted >WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!? >"I'd love that! I even have some spare clothes in my car!" >WELP >TOO LATE NOW "Let's eat our food first, it isn't as good cold" >and that buys you time to think of a way out of this >15 minutes later and you've got nothing >you're bunking with sunset for the weekend >might as well start the process of getting to know her as well as she knows you >you still shiver knowing what she's seen >with dinner out of the way, you take the dishes and sunset goes to get her clothes >"so where can I sleep?" "Well, you tell me, you've seen my house before, haven't you?" >she pauses for a moment, face scrunched in concentration >"guest room, last door on the left, got it" >and if you weren't spooked before, you were now >it's bad enough knowing how much she knows >but actually SEEING how much she knows is a whole other level of scary >she drops her stuff off in the guest room and comes back down >"so what are our plans for the evening now anonymous?" >and this is why you really regret inviting her to stay over >you have two options here >option A: >watch movies or do other shit with her >option B: >get some embarrassing truths out of her so that you two are on a more even playing field >option B seems like the best choice "I think it's time get to an even playing field" >"what do you mean?" "remember our deal? you tell me everything about yourself so that I can trust you with every detail about me" >"oh... that" >she shifts from foot to foot >"well, let's sit down then, this could take a while" >you make your way to your living room and take the loveseat >stupid idea >she sits right next to you, almost on top of you >"alright... where to star-" >she shifts her leg and you see a little blue bolt of static strike her right in the crotch >"OW!" "you okay?!" >"yeah, fine, just... well, getting zapped in the cunt isn't the most pleasant thing in the world" "I imagine so" >"now, where were we... might as well begin at the beginning. now, what I'm about to tell you is already somewhat common knowledge, but bare with me" "okay then, just spill it so we can both move on!" >"actually, BETTER IDEA!" >oh no "what now?" >"well, you see, I still have some latent powers after the elements blasted me, that's why I retained the memories until now." "go on..." >"so, I know a spell from back home that didn't take much energy, and it let you share memories, the only problem is that it requires the one with the memories to kiss the one they share them with" "you're joking" >"I'm being serious! let me try it out, please!?" >your dick picks this moment to take the lead "fine, do your thing" >"okay, ready?" "guess so" >she leans over and locks lips >no magic words >no hand waving >just, kisses you >you're not entirely sure what you we- >a flood of images enters your brain >sunset, talking to a tall white horse >and the horse talking back >something about sunset being her student >oh yeah >she used to be a talking horse too >right, that's a thing >and there's a mirror >white horse doesn't like to talk about it >she ran away? >and now she's here >by here, you mean your world >getting used to the smell of cars must have been a bitch >oh >she's homeless >she only has a car and a phone because she had a bag of gold with her >and she works her ass off >that's kinda sad >actually, that's really fucking sad >oh >and there's the part where she found porn for the first time >vanilla as fuck >but what's more entertaining is what sunset does >"eugh! why is this a thing!" >a few weeks later >she's shlicking off for the first time >that's hot as fuck >but fapping to her shlicking can come later >ba-dum-tish >nothing really interesting outside of her masturbation until she started dating flash >oh >he's not just a colossal douche >he's a woman beater >date-raped her >bruised her >broke her leg one time >you're starting to see red just watching this shit >no wonder she tried to take over the school >her defeat is even worse from her perspective >a random ass bitch shows up and takes away her authority? >then they celebrate a victory right in front of her? >christ, going raging she-demon is appropriate for that >and then they STILL wreck her shit? >this is painful to watch from her perspective >then the whole shit with the dazzlings comes up >she got to be the hero, kinda >that's better than before for sure >it ends with the events of earlier today >you come back to reality with sunset still latched to your face, her tongue pressing against your lips >when she sees you have your eyes open again, she backs off >her eyes are a little puffy >you guess she had to relive those memories to share them with you >you pull her into your lap and plant a kiss on her cheek "a deal's a deal, you can have your way with me now" >"just... hold me, please" >you wrap an arm around her and use the other to turn on your Xbone using the shitty little remote that works with it >Netflix >you need a really good movie right about now >and so does she >something romantic? >funny? >show off your nerd side? >action movie? >fuck it, you almost can't decide >then you see it >a mix of comedy, romance, and thriller >Woody Allen's scoop "have you seen this one before?" >"you know exactly what I've seen and haven't seen" >right >you're going to have to get used to that >having another person's memories inside your head for your viewing pleasure >the movie starts and you both get caught up in it >laughing at Allen's antics as "the great splendini" reminds you of trixie >you should probably give her a call >she has the connections to help you deal with flash without getting his father's police department involved >but that's not important now >as the movie goes on sunset pushes herself closer and closer into you >her ass is on your crotch and if you look down all you'll see is cleavage at this point >if it weren't for the movie you would probably have a boner large enough to be recorded in history right about now >she snuggles even deeper into you as you reach the crash scene >fuck >you forgot that the great splendini dies >you both gasp as his car meets the tree >"no!" >even more snuggles occur as the movie draws to a close, with Sondra thanking the magician and the magician plying his trade in the next life >"that was great" >and now all of your attention is on her "glad you liked it" >"so now what?" "Well, I have some games if you want to play" >"what kind of games?" >you look back at your TV >Xbone is already on >but you also have the PS4 and the Wii U, on top of the previous generation's Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii >hmm >the Wii/U is going to have the good multiplayer games >but you could always play Halo reach with her >you wouldn't dare expose her to that shit they put under the Halo name >Halo 4 your ass >but Reach was good "here, get off of me and I'll show you" >she scoots her ass to the arm of the loveseat as you get up >you swap the TV over to the 360 and grab two controlers >you pull reach out of it's box and stick it in >good to go >you pass one controler to Sunset and sit back down in the loveseat >"I haven't played anything like this..." "just watch the screen and it will show you the ropes, you'll get used to the controler fast enough" >you enter the campaign and select normal >shouldn't be too hard, you're there to help when she ultimately flounders >the campaign begins >she's a little slow at first, but she gets into the swing of sprinting and such rather fast >then comes the first combat scenario >she aims down her sight and then pulls the wrong trigger and throws a grenade at the pack of grunts instead >same result in the end, different styles >she fixes her mistake and soon there are party noises every which way >god you love that skull >"why is it celebrating things dying?" "because they're assholes, they deserve it" >"oh" >the first elite shows up at last >it's orange >sunset runs right up to it and sticks it >then she shoots the body repeatedly >well then >you finish out the first level rather quickly after that "let's try multiplayer now that you know what you're doing" >you set up a private game >just you vs. her >you choose your map >The cage >should be fun >you'll let her get the rocket launcher >it starts up and you get moving >you steal a glance up at her as you get the jump on her with your pistol >Headshot >"HEY! YOU WERE BEHIND ME!" "be glad I didn't assassinate you" >"assassinate?" >shit, she didn't stab a grunt in the back did she? >oh well, you'll show her later >for now, you have to underplay and still win so it looks like it was difficult to beat her but you don't lose to a noob >easier said than done >the urge to crush her soon gains dominance and you go for the assassination >"WHY CAN'T I MOVE!?" "that was an assassination, just so you know" >she slips into your lap >"if you can do that, I guess I'll just have to play dirty" >wait wut >on her next death, she slips her shirt off and snuggles close to you >"see if you can concentrate with these in your face" >you go from 9:2 to 9:5 rather fast >but she's still losing >so she takes it further >she somehow snakes behind you and takes off her bra >there is now a very, VERY soft set of luscious, round tits around your neck >10:11 comes rather quickly after that >then 11:15 >she wins >you can't compete with womanly beauty being pressed against you >she reaches around and gives you a kiss on the cheek >"you said I could have my way with you, you know" "right..." >you fail to see where she's going with this >"Look through my memories, first doctor's appointment on earth, tell me what you find" >now you really have no clue where she's going with this >but you look >you glossed over this the first time >"sunset, do you know what's so strange about you?" >this was the doctor >"not really, what?" >the doc pulls up a picture >chromosomes from the looks of it >"a typical human has 46 chromosomes, you know this" >sunset nods >"these are your chromosomes, count them up please" >there are 50 >"50" >"do you know what that means sunset?" >"no?" >"I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it means you can't have children, ever, it's physically impossible " >you open your eyes "You can't have kids?" >she grins at you >"don't need condoms, so we'll both get the full experience for the first time!" >wait what >was she really suggesting sex already? >didn't she get date raped by flash? >your boner says yes, but your brain says no >there are no risks involved >you know that from the STD tests she took after she got away from him >but are you ready for things to move this fast? >she presses her bare tits into your face >"come on anon! You said I could have my way with you and this is my way!" >fuck it. >no man with blood in his veins could say no at this point >these tits would turn a gay man straight and a straight woman lesbian >perky, sizeable, and soft "Okay, you win, but let's not do it in the living room" >"yes! It has been WAY to long" >you would almost think she was a futa at this point if you hadn't seen her cunt yourself >she acts almost like a guy sometimes >you like a forceful woman >she drags you up the stairs and almost throws you onto the king size guest bed >she hops on herself and straddles you >"ready for things to get hot anon?"