>day *diet mt. dew baby new york city* in Equestria
    >at the park, enjoying basking in the sun alone
    >suddenly there's a butterfly net over your head
    >it breaks off of the handle
    >you turn to see Fluttershy standing there, dumbfounded
    >you take off the net that is still on you.
    "Fluttershy what the fuck are you doing."
    >"C- Catching you, so I can brutally and anally penetrade you w- with the f- force of one tho-"
    "Fluttershy, go home."
    >she goes home
    >fucking Fluttershy.