Not one of mine, but I laughed til it hurt. Thank you ghosts.
 
>Be a fluffy pony named hoovesies.
>You're a pretty smart fluffy.
>You're watching National Geographic with dah-dah.
>It's a show about fluffies.
>This week is about feral fluffies.
>"This is the smarty friend, the 'smartest' of the group is considered the leader by the other fluffies' you hear the british voice say.
>You're pretty smart!
>You want other fluffies to listen and follow you!
>Look up to dah-dah
>"Dah-dah! Hoovsies wan' be smawty fwien!" you proclaim as you hug dah-dah"
>Dah-dah gives you a mean look.
>His face is red.
>Wat
>Dah-dah raises his hand.
>"So you wanna be a smarty?" he asks you.
>You don't know what he's doing cause he never hit you before.
>"WELL TOO BAD!" he shouts.
>He brings his hand down and hits you across you your fluffy little face.
>You go flying across the room
>"Wah..why hit? Jus' wan' be smawty!" you say as you get back on your weggies.
>"NO FLUFFY OF MINE SHALL BE A SMARTY!" he booms with his loud voice.
>It's scary.
>He grabs you by the scruff of your neck and throws you really hard in the safety room.
>he closes the door and leaves for a moment.
>He comes back with a box.
>If you could read you'd know it would say "furby"
>"HERE, BE A SMARTY WITH THESE THINGS!" he says as the toss it's contents onto the floor.
>They look furry but have beaks like birdies.
>He shuts the lights out.
>"YOU'LL LEARN SOON ENOUGH!"
>It's really dark but you can still see.
>You trot over to the pile for furry birds.
>"New fwiens? Hewd fo' smawty?" you ask as you beam a huge smile.
>Their eyes start to glow red.
>They all hop up on to their weggies.
>"Yay! New fwiens fo' smawty!" you shout happily.
>The furry bird things stare at you with their red eyes.
>It's scary.
>One of them starts to talk.
>"IT'S R-R-R-R-R-AAAPE TIME"
>Rape sounds scary.
>Suddenly your new "friends" start charging you.
>You don't understand so you smile.
>"Yay! Come to smawty fwien"
>The furry bird things knock you over on to your back.
>"R-R-R-R-R-R-AAAAPE TIME" they all shout in unison.
>Suddenly you feel stuff in your poopie hole.
>"R-R-R-R-R--R-R-R-R-R-AAAAPE TIME"
>You open your mouth to scream and you feel more things in your mouth.
>It hurts really bad.
>You scream for dah-dah all night but he doesn't come to save you.
>You don't sleep that night.
>Suddenly daddy opens the door.
>The furry bird things stop and stand still.
>Their eyes are no longer red.
>Dah-dah laughs as he puts them back in the box.
>You can't feel anything, your whole fluffy body hurts.
>"Why dah-dah no safe hoovsies?' you ask him through your tears.
>He only laughs at your pain.
>"STILL WANT TO BE A SMARTY FRIEND?" he asks.
>"Nuu..no wan' be smawty..no wan' w-w-w-w-w-waaape time no'mo..."
>"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO SMARTY FRIENDS" he yells at you.
>He opens the box and pulls out a furry bird thing and shakes it.
>It's eyes turn red.
>"R-R-R-R-R-R-RAAAAPE TIME" it shouts.
>"NUU! PWEESE! NO WAN' NO WAN'!"
>"GOOD!"
>Dah-dah comes back later with some food.and a present.
>You like presents.
>"I'll leave you alone have fun" he says as he smiles.
>You get your sketties and open your gift.
>It's a furry bird thing.
>"R-R-R-R-R-R-RAAAAPE TIME!"