>Your fluffy pony loves watching birds
>He's particularily fascinated by the bird feeder you have hanging from a tree
>You have an idea
>You carefully put fluffy into his harness, and lift him up and down a couple times to test it
>You then clip some bird treats to his fluff, and get his leash
>'Fwuffy go hug biwdy fwends?' he asks you
>'Yup.  You'll be close enough to touch them fluffy.'
>He cheers as you hang him by his leash handle from a branch in your tree out back
>After a few minutes of waiting, a couple of starlings land on fluffy and begin gently pecking at the bird treats
>Fluffy is giggling quietly, squirming in the air trying to hug the birds
>Smiling, you go back inside to get a cup of coffee
>From the window, you can hear fluffy talking
>'Siwwy biwdy!  Fwuffy no have tweats dere!  Dose fwuffy's no-nos!  Dem pwivate!'
>Curious, you peak out the window and spot a hummingbird
>You didn't even know those were native to this area
>Suddenly, your fluffy starts to scream and thrash
>'OW!  WHY BIWD FWEND HUWT FWUFFY NO-NOS?!  WHY POKEY PEE-PEE?  NO NO NO NO NO...'
>His thrashing scares away the starlings
>Doesn't dislodge the hummingbird though
>Fluffy is now screaming about the fluff on his no-nos being pinched
>It's grabbing his balls with it's feet?
>Can hummingbirds do that?
>You run outside to try and save your fluffy, but his screaming has attracted the attention of a hawk
>It easily lifts your fluffy up, it's leash flailing uselessly in the wind
>As you watch your fluffy friend dissappear, you notice a stunned hummingbird on the ground
>At least fluffy's no-nos won't hurt anymore