>You are Fluttershy
>Today you're thinking of a plan to win Anon's heart
>You've tried finding his fetish
>And forcing him into love making
>Maybe if you showed him what you would do if you two got together?
>But how....?
>Wait...
>A play!
>You smile
>This time Anon's going to love you
>It cost quite a few bits, but you rented the Ponyville Theater for the next two nights
>You gathered your friends
>"Um hi girls I'm going to put on a play about what I w-want to do with my life..."
>Twilight smiles
>"And you want us to help?"
>"Yes."
>Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes
>"Let me guess is the play going to include Anon?"
>"Um maybe...sorta ...yes."
>Pinkie giggles
>"Ooooh~! She wants to make a play about her romantic and sexual fantasies."
>You hide behind your mane and shiver
>"B-but Pinkie I'm hoping they can be more than just fantasies."
>Rarity looks disgusted by the whole idea
>It saddens you
>She sighs
>"Alright Fluttershy just.....be tasteful."
>Applejack shakes her head, knowing this is going to be anything but tasteful
 
>You are Anon
>Hear knocking on your door
>Open the door
>It’s Fluttershy
What?
>”Oh hi Anon!”
>She looks extremely excited today
>She flies up and strokes your face
>”There’s going to be a play tomorrow night, and you’re invited!”
You seem a bit too enthusiastic about this
>Fluttershy just gives you a look of pure joy
>Out of her saddlebags she produces a ticket for a front row seat
>”I’m going to be the star and I want you to see everything…”
Eh I don’t know….
>She gives you puppy dog eyes
>It’s really cute you have to admit
>”Please Anon?”
No
>She gets an even sadder look
Okay fine
>She squees and gives you the ticket
>”Oh thank you so much!”
>Before you can give a “you’re welcome” she nuzzles your crotch intensely and flies off
>God damn it Fluttershy
 
>It’s tomorrow night
>You enter the theater and take your seat
>You’re really unsure where this is going
>You look at the audience
>Nothing out of the ordinary
>Granny Smith is even here
>Hopefully this will be tasteful
>You look at your ticket
>The title of the play is: “My future husband and I.”
>Hopefully….
>The play starts and Spike begins to play the piano
>The curtains open and Fluttershy is there
>Spotlight on her
>”To be or *squeak* not to be…”
>What
>May actually be tasteful
>But she doesn’t continue she walks up to a prop version of your house
>” Anon my love, come outside, if that’s okay with you.”
>A voice responds to her
>”No Flutterhsy I don’t want to love your shy and cute self today.”
>Sounds like Pinkie doing a bad impression of you
>Fluttershy puts on an exaggerated sad look
>”Oh why Anon I love you like a little baby bunny!”
>She really likes bunnies so it’s only meaningful to her
>Even Pinkie seems confused
>”Uuuh I see, I understand now.”
>Pinkie enters outside
>She’s in an Anon costume
>It looks more like an unholy abomination between Big-Bird and Barney
>”Prepare for hot monkey dick!”
>So much for tasteful
 
>Fluttershy cheers
>”Yay!”
>She squees and embraces “Anon”
>”Oh no! Fluttershy! We cannot be together unless you guess my fetish! “
>Some heroic piano music starts playing
>Fluttershy flies up into the air
>”We need to find your fetish so we can be together forever!”
>A magic flash appears around Fluttershy
>She’s suddenly wearing blinders, a saddle and reins
>”Anon” hops onto her back and Fluttershy canters in place
>Everyone in the audience wolf whistles as if this was some kinky stuff
>It looks kind of retarded and funny to you
>After a few seconds Rainbow Dash covered in mud or something appears
>What the hell
>”It is I! The great nutella monster!”
>Fluttershy gasps
>”Don’t worry Anon I’ll save you!”
>”Anon” hops off of Fluttershy
>She then holds a riding crop inbetween her teeth and approaches Dash
>She has a mock fight with the “Nutella Monster” and suddenly she begins spanking Rainbow with the riding crop
>Everyone in the audience begins to murmur and the stallion on your left is licking his lips
>Sure this is weird, but it’s not even sexy
>”Ah…I am defeated…”
>Some triumphant piano music plays
>Fluttershy turns her head in a dramatic breeze that came from somewhere
>”Is nutella your fetish Anon?”
>”No you silly filly!”
>”Let’s have s-sex anyway pl-please”
>They cuddle together on the ground
>Rarity levitates a large blanket over the two
>They obviously aren’t having sex but the sheets start moving like crazy
>Fluttershy begins to make moaning noises
>Then she whinnies loudly
>The crowd goes wild
>you’re just disturbed that she can go from sounding like a woman to a horse so quickly
>The whinnies get louder and louder
>Eeeeeewww
>How much longer is this play?!
>Pamphlet says there are 69 more scenes
>Oh god
 
>Each scene got more disgusting than the last
>”Anon” would ride Fluttershy on some new adventure and she would fight off monsters that represented fetishes
>Applejack dressed up as a giant apple and Fluttershy stuck 5 apples up her cunt
>Twilight stumbled through her lines and angrily played the part of some fetish mentor
>Rarity was pretty into the whole bondage crime lord thing (Don’t ask)
>Probably really is her fetish
>Each ending in some awkward fake sex with Fluttershy whinnying and crying out your name
>You can see that she’s actually dripping juices during the performance
>It’s the final scene now
>”Anon! We’ve defeated the evil bunny napper and his meanie friends!”
>She embraces “Anon”
>”But we still haven’t found you fetish!”
>”Anon” speaks up
>”Fluttershy my fetish is your fetish….”
>Fluttershy cheers loudly as if you had actually said this
>”I loved riding you around and spanking your flank.”
>”Now I want to ride you to heaven.”
>Oh fuck no
>This time they don’t use a blanket
>”Anon” has the riding crop and begins spanking her flank
>Her tail lifts up
>And since “Anon” is just a costume
>Pinkie just awkwardly dry humps her
>”Yes Anon! Ride me! *whinny*!”
>You can see her marehood winking from here
>Poor Pinkie…
>You hear fapping
>?!
>All the guys in the audience are going to town on themselves
>You want to vomit
>Oh god!
>Soon everyone is whinnying and moaning
>Yeah so much for this being tasteful
>Then “Anon” exits the stage
>Fluttershy is blushing and panting
>She presents her marehood to you and everyone on stand
>She lifts her tail
>And urinates
>Oh god what the hell
>Everyone is cheering and cat calling her
>Then she winks at you
>Not with her eyes unfortunately
 
>”Anon! The purpose of this play was to show you the love we can have!”
>”Take me. Take me and marry m-“
>Before she can finish many stallions are rushing at her with erect horsecocks
>”Eeep!”
>She flies off with every stallion chasing after her
>She must have done the sexiest thing for ponies
>You on the other hand will never be able to get the horrific sights you’ve witnessed out of your head
>The mane six are beside you now
You guys really shouldn’t encourage her like this…
>They all sigh
>Pinkie giggles
>Twilight blinks
>”It wasn’t that bad just a bit provocative.”
It was really disgusting and also SPIKE was here playing the piano.
>You look to see Spike chasing after Fluttershy
Emphasis on was….
>They all laugh
Also that play was god-awful even without the mentally scarring sex scenes. It had Fluttershy written all over it. Especially those fetish scenes
>The mane five all look at each other
>”Actually those are our fetishes.”
>Fucking ponies