>Be Queen Chrysalis
>It's 3AM, but you cannot rest
>You must be vigilant
>You knock back the dregs of your third wine cooler in the past hour and force your vision into focus
>Time for another round
>With practiced speed but careful attention, you begin flipping through each of exactly one hundred tabs, updating each threading and Ctrl+F'ing that unspeakable name
>Nothing
>Nothing
>Nothing
>THERE!
>"Starlight Glimmer a cute" it says
>How dare you, Anon
>How DARE you
>You'll show him
"YOU'RE WAIFU IS SHIT! FUCKING KILL YOURSELF AUTIST! I BET YOU KISS GIRLS FAGGOT! SEASON SIX ISN'T CANON! HER HAIRLINE ISN'T CENTERED!"
"Muahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaa"
>You laugh your maniacal, queenly laugh as you hit POST
>Oh, wait
>You forgot the captcha
>With an irritated huff, you roll your eyes and select all the squares with street signs
>WHAT?!
>A second one?
>You did the first one perfectly!
"CURSE YOU, CAPTCHA!" you shriek, your vision blurring with rage, "THERE IS NO REVENGE YOU COULD EVER CONCEIVE OF THAT WILL COME CLOSE T-"
>"HEY!"
>The muffled shout and accompanying thump startle you out of your rabid hatred
>"KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE YOU CRAZY BITCH!"
>Surprise quickly turns to indignation
"YOU DARE RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME?" you bellow back, "I AM CHRYSALIS! I AM A QUEEN! YOU SHOULD BE HONORED THAT MY VOICE HAS GRACED YOUR PEASANT EARS!"
>"That's it you loony cunt, I'm calling the super!"
"YOU THINK THAT WAS LOUD?! WHAT SAY YOU TO THIS?!"
>You begin pounding your hooves against the wall with all your considerable strength
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>A multitonal cacaphony of changeling wrath rips from your throat, filling every conceivable audible frequency
>This will be the third apartment you've been kicked out of since that that flippy-maned gutterslut took your hive from you
>Totally worth it
>Once you're satisfied that your neighbor is probably deaf, you grab your laptop, bolt the door, turn on all the faucets and fly out the window
>The motel two blocks down has wifi and they haven't changed the password since you stayed there a week ago
>You have a long way to go before getting your true revenge, but justice has been served this night