>another Day another bit in Equestria
>wake up
>trot downstairs
>you begin to make breakfast
>as you do, you notice an acrid scent fill the air
>some of the food got bad
>right, you didn't put it away after sexytimes with Twilight
>You go out to a diner for breakfast
>as you do, you see your favorite mare eating her breakfast in the corner
>Twilight finds you
>"Hey, Anon, can I-"
Not right now! I'll talk to you later?
>"Alright..."
>you sneak up and throw your arm-
>or is it a leg? you stick with arm for now, it's familiar
>-around Fluttershy
Is running into somep0ny that you used to know your fetish Fluttershy?
>she gasps
>she yells "({[no!]})"
>she tries to take off as you try and lock lips with her
>she bucks you in the face
>as you black out, you see her running off
 
>you come to in the care of Rarity
>"Anonymous, darling, really you should be more careful! Fluttershy spooks easily and does not take kindly to people being so forward? Though, however *clears throat* some ponies might take to it /very/ well~"
>this does not phase you
>she sits down in front of you in a seductive pose
>you're just not feeling it
I'm not sure, Rarity......who would take my forward loving manner?
>she knocks something off the table
>"Oops!~ Let me pick that up..."
>she bends over, lifting her tail and showing off the most desirable plot you've seen since your beloved
>pony anatomy has betrayed you once more
>"Oh...just speak up if you see something you like!~"
>this is gonna take some getting used to....
 
>Twilight stops by
>"Hey Rarity, I-WHAT THE BUCK IS GOING ON HERE?"
>"Oh....well, Anon was about to tell me if he saw anything he liked."
>"You stupid nag! We had a deal to share!"
>you feel like speaking up to inform Rarity of the fact Twilight got there first, but decide it's better to stay quiet in this instance
>they look eachother deep in the eyes
>"Welll......"
>"We could....share him...."
>"After all, we're big fillies and don't want to start something we can't finish..."
>You didn't ask for this
>not that you're complaining....
>....but you just want Fluttershy to realize how much you care for her
>at least, that's what you hope she'll think
>they walk toward you, with lust of a thousand suns staining their eyes and actions
 
>you look
>Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo are standing there with the biggest grins on their faces
We're in for it now...how do we explain this to them??
>"I...."
>"Uhm.."
>"WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE??"
>"This is not good..."
>you all spend an hour or better telling them how it works
>the birds
>and the bees
>and all that great stuff
>you see Fluttershy out the window and sneak off