>Tiny Rainbow Dash.
The time has come.
And so will you.
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>Your dreams of lasers and dinosaurs are rudely interrupted by your body deciding that you should wake up.
>Wipe your eyes with a hand and sit up, the silence of your bedroom filling your ears.
>Yawn and look towards your clock.
>It's 7:33.
>Early enough.
>Grunt, throw off the covers and get out of bed.
>Time for a new day of horses.
>Stumble into your kitchen and prepare some coffee.
>As much as you'd like to stay in bed and dream about lasers and dinosaurs, you have a job.
>Hear a small tapping.
>Look around for the source of it.
>You hear it again.
"The hell?"
>Stand up and go to your door.
>Open it, only to be face-hugged by something small and furry.
>Oh shit, the fucking bats are back!
>Rip the creature off your face and glare down at it.
>To your surprise, a small Rainbow Dash squirms in your hand.
>"Nnnugh... Anon? Can you let me go?"
"What. Small? Small pony?"
>Rainbow Dash sighs.
>"Yes. I'm small now. Let me go!"
>Rainbow Dash, only just the size of your fist, escapes from your grasp and hovers in front of your nose like a flamboyant hummingbird.
>"So uhh, I have a favour to ask..."
"What?"
>"I need to, umm. I need to hide somewhere safe and warm before this spell wears off..."
"Why, exactly?"
>"I maaay have annoyed one of Fluttershy's critters. An eagle. He's out looking for me now and... Well... You know."
"Yeah, I hear you. You can chill here while I'm at work."
>"No no no, maybe you misunderstood me. I need to hide somewhere SAFE and warm. This house can't hold back an eagle!"
"Uhh. Yes it can, Rainbow Dash."
>"No it can't! Eagles can easily smash windows!"
>You gulp down your coffee and gaze nonchalantly at the tiny mare.
"You're a bit dim, you know that?"
>"Anon. I know where I want to hide, and I need you to go with me on this."
"Hmm?"
>"I need to hide..."
>She sighs.
>"Inside your butt."
>...
"Sorry, repeat that?"
>"Your butt, Anon. I want to put myself inside your butt."
>...
"Okay! Well, I'm going to work, there's food in the fridge and the spare key is in the cupboard where the cereal is. Ta ta!"
>"Anon! UGH! I didn't want to have to do this, but you've forced me!"
>Rainbow Dash flies behind you and wriggles into your boxers.
"HEY! GET OUT OF THERE!"
>You send your hands to your crack and try to fish the pony out while she squirms between your buttcheeks.
"RAINBOW DASH, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>"Almost there, Anon! I just need to ease myself in!"
>You feel something wet licking your asshole.
>React as though you were just electrocuted and fall to the floor.
>The licking continues, and a smallish hoof penetrates your backdoor.
>Your hands are in a frenzy trying to grip the squirming pony.
>But to know avail.
>Your hands are sweaty, and womanlike, and cannot grip the lithe pony currently head-deep in your asshole.
>"Okay Anon! I'm going in!"
>To your horror, your limbered up entrance gives way to Rainbow Dash and the tiny horse crawls up inside your colon.
>You feel your walls stretch as Rainbow bulldozes her way in.
>A hand manages to grip her tail before it too is sucked in.
>Some sort of tug of war begins with your fingers and Rainbow Dash.
>Dash wins and her tail disappears inside.
>The pony now sits inside your asshole.
>"You know, it's actually really warm in here! It's cozy! Thanks, Anon."
>You're too shellshocked to reply.
>What the fuck.
>What the -fuck-.
>Why?
>Your day is now substantially worse.
>Fucking Rainbow Dash.
>"Oh, hey! You got corn in here?! Awesome!"
 
Why, you ask?
I hate every single one of you. That's why.
And also I don't feel in the right frame of mind at the moment.