Contains:
        Unusual Vaginas
        Prostitution
 
>You straighten your tie in the mirror, licking your lips
>You just put some chapstick on, and you fucking hated how it felt
>Not that it was going to stay on your for much longer
>Or the suit
>Or the rest of your clothes
>It was a Friday night. For you, that means "work night."
>Satisfied with your clothing, you turn around and walk downstairs
>Your butler gives you a sandwich
>You'd love to sit down and eat dinner, but you're late
>You eat it in the limo as your driver, Spinning Rims, takes you to work
>It's not a very long drive to Canterlot's entertainment district
>Or, more specifically, to "The Exotic Palace"
>You owned the place.
>It was pretty nice -- black stone walls, red lighting, no windows. Very sensual.
>The main attraction, though, is you.
>You get out of the car, nod at the already long line of mares, and walk in.
>"Evening, Anonymous."
>"Evening, Quill."
>Your secretary gets up to let your first client in as you get in the elevator
>This fucking job makes ten thousand bits a night. Sixteen times that amount when estrus season came around
>It's messy work, of course
>But enjoyable. Very enjoyable.
>You get into your office (which is more like a sex-toy-filled bedroom) and lean over behind the bed
>There's a mini-fridge there
>Both for snacking, and possibly food-play
>That cost extra, but some mares (or stallions) splurged
>You, however, just needed a water
>You retrieve one and take a sip, sitting on the luscious bed
>Now...
>Your first client should be coming up any minute...
>"Uh, sir?"
>You raise an eyebrow and turn to your attention to the bedside speaker
"Yes, Quill?"
>"There's, uh-- A VIP guest."
"How VIP?"
>"Ex-Extremely. There's two, actually."
"Two?"
>"Yeah. I, uh, bumped them up in the queue. They're getting in the lift now. Just-- Don't freak out, okay?"
>Freak out?
>You'd stuck your dick in all sorts of weird shit
>You doubted that a simple VIP guest could-
>The elevator doors open with a *ding*, interrupting your thoughts
>"Anonymous! Always a pleasure to see you!"
>You rub your eyes, but the vision doesn't change
"Y- Your highness!"
>You quickly stand up and bow
>"Oh, no need for that. I'm here on a pleasure visit."
>You smirk
>You'd banged Luna once before, during a particularly bad Estrus season
>Celestia actually hired you to do the job
>Still, you didn't expect her to be out on a 'pleasure visit'
>Especially with a partner...
>"It's actually a special occasion. See..."
>Luna steps forward, and you recoil in shock
>That's-
>That's fucking-
>"Queen Chrysalis has agreed to groundbreaking new treaties! I thought I'd show her the best attraction in Canterlot."
>You blink a few times in the Changeling Queen's direction
>She's fucking scary
>Those fangs, man...
>Her eyes seem to bore into you as she looks you up and down, analyzing your body
>Eventually, she turns to Luna and speaks
>"So, he's a whore, correct?"
>"Yes."
>You groan and nod
>"He'll do anything for money?"
>"Yes..."
>"Oh, the stories he coul-"
>You interrupt them, suddenly recognizing what's going on
"Hey! Those are lyrics from one of the albums I donated to the Canterlot Museum!"
>Chrysalis giggles and nods
>Well, it's really more of a "fucking terrifying laugh, like a cat gives before it eats a mouse" than a giggle, but whatever
>"I wondered how long it would take you to notice. Still, I assume he shall be rutting us?"
>"Quite. He's very good at it, too."
>Chrysalis smiles, appreciatively
>Jesus those fangs are terrifying
>The Changeling queen takes a step towards you
>"Good. I could use a good fuck."
>The look in her eyes betrays her hunger
>You just hoped it was hunger for your dick, and not your blood
>Because, seriously, those fucking fangs
>"Now, Anonymous, is it?"
>You nod, swallowing
"Yes. Although you may call me whatever you wish."
>She licks her lips, pressing a hoof into your chest
>"Oh, Anonymous will do just fine. Now..."
>Her horn lights up, and your suit disintegrates
>You make a mental note to have Quill charge her for that
>Rarity gave you a discount but it was still fucking expensive
>"Let's get to it."
>She pounces you like a fucking panther
>You slam back on the bed, knocking the wind out of you
>You don't get a chance to catch your breath, because she's immediately kissing you
>Not just normal kissing
>Her forked tongue is at least six inches down your throat
>You can feel her wicked sharp fangs on your cheeks, and you realize with some sock that she's pretty much biting your face
>You try not to panic
>You'd braved much weirder before
>Although nothing scarier
>You feel her hooves moving up and down your body, exploring it
>You're more focused on not losing your cool
>Eventually, she pulls back from the kiss, letting you get a breath
>She licks her lips
>"Oh, yes, you will do nicely."
>You hear Luna giggle behind her as Chrysalis nuzzles her head next to yours
>You try to get a handle on the situation, but the Changeling queen doesn't let up
>She moves downwards, her fangs gliding across your neck
>Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck why is she-
>She pulls back, grinning at you
>"You have some of the most delicious fear I've ever tasted on a person."
>You look up at her, indignant
"Hey, eating my emotions isn't part of the deal!"
>"Oh, hush, if I wanted to drain you I would have already. I just want to have some fun."
>You brace yourself
>This is your fucking job
>You're the best gigolo in all of Equestria
>And this client needed you
>Carnally
>You nod at the bug-queen above you
"Okay. If you want fun, why don't take it?"
>She grins sharply, lifting her hind end
>You brace for impact as she positions herself above your already-rock-hard dick
>Well, she certainly got to the point
>"Are you ready?"
>You smirk at her
"I do it for a living."
>"Oh, trust me, you haven't done anything like this."
>With that, she slams down on your pelvis, taking her length within her
>You quickly see what she means
>There's--
>Oh my fucking god this isn't a normal pussy
>This isn't a normal pussy at all
>You grasp the sheets in horror as some kind of claws latch on your penis, trapping you inside her
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"
>You try to resist, to pull out, but it doesn't work
>They have a vice-grip on your dick
>"As I previously mentioned: you haven't done anything like this."
>You continue to squirm, but quickly realize that it's pointless
>You're fucking stuck
>You look up at her
>The Queen is still flashing her extremely scary teeth at you
>She's grinning like the fucking Cheshire Cat
"So what now?"
>"Now? This."
>You gasp involuntarily
>Holy fuck, what's-
>There's something that feels like a thousand tiny little claws, all giving you a handjob
>Except in a good way
>If that makes sense
>It's kind of fucking hard to describe, especially when processing how awesome it feels is taking up most of your brain
>At the same time, you feel your dick being saturated with fluids
>Not normal vaginal fluids
>Some kind of fucked-up dark magic fluids
>They intensify the sensation, and feel pretty good themselves
>You screw up your face, trying to contain the sensation
>It's pretty hard, though
>Especially when she starts bouncing on your dick, riding you like a fucking cowboy
>The gripping claws keep hold, and the others keep working at your dick
>If you didn't fuck for a living, you'd have came by now
>As if that sensation wasn't enough, you suddenly feel a heavy weight on your chest
>The Moon Princess is sitting on you
>"Ah, Anonymous? I did pay for a double. But, well, since your dick seems rather occupied, I suppose I could sample your tongue. I hear you are quite experienced at cunnilingus."
>So formal about it
"Go-Go ahead."
>The Princess turns around, presenting to you
>You grab her on the flanks and pull her towards you, thanking god for the distraction
>You briefly consider which treatment to give her
>Probably "El Scorcho"
>You dig your face into her pussy, assaulting her with your tongue
>It only takes a few seconds for her to start moaning heavily, the noise mixing with Chrysalis' pants
>You try to divert your attention away from your dick as you eat out the moon-Princess
>You guaranteed at least one orgasm, and you'd never had to give anybody their money back
>But, god dammit
>Chrysalis' alien pussy was so fucking good you could barely stand it
>Thankfully, the various machinations within seemed to be increasing in speed
>If that meant what you thought it did, she was almost-
>"HAAAAA!"
>You feel your legs get utterly drenched in the juices of Chrysalis as she cums
>Fucking finally
>You let loose inside of her, your sizable load filling her up
>You feel her release you and get up
>The entire time, of course, you're eating out Luna
>It shouldn't be long before-
>"Anonymous!"
>You pull back, wiping her mare-juice off your face
"Ah. Well. Two satisfied customers, correct? There's showers over there, and another elevator to take you down."
>"Take us down?"
>As if on cue, the speaker next to you crackles to life
>"Forgot to mention, sir, they bought you for the whole night."
>You look up at the grinning Princesses
"...Wow. That's... Wow."
>Luna steps down next to Chrysalis, and, as if rehearsed, they turn away from you in unison
>You can already feel yourself getting hard at the review
>Well
>You have work to do