>"fries" >That's what stares back at you from the computer screen. >You ask for inspiration and that's all you get. >"fries." >You wonder why this place isn't dead yet. >Unsatisfied, you get up and leave your room.   "Hey Twilight," you call, before emerging into the lower-lounging portion of her bedroom loft. >Twilight appeared to be sitting in deep thought at a table in the middle of the room, as well as busily writing things down on a scroll with a quill held in her magical grasp, before you diverted her attention. >"Oh, hey Anon," Twilight responds, turning her head toward you. "Fries," you say. >With a puzzled look on her face, Twilight responds. >"What?" >You stare into each others eyes for a short moment. >Just as Twilight begins turning her head back to her work, you respond. "Fries." >She returns you her full attention. >You slowly make your way over to her. >She resumes looking at the parchment before her, but without producing any magically-influenced quill strokes. >The sound of your steps boom in the quiet room. >The distance between each pace routine, but their timing drawn out. >Standing next to the young mare, you lean in close to her face. "Friiiiiies," you draw out. >Twilight stares at the wall ahead of her, but still looks at you in her peripheral vision, as you hover daintily beside her. >You smile. >Twilight looked at the quill she was floating over her scroll, and watched carefully as a drop of ink slowly slid off the nib and onto the parchment below. >You leaned in closer, now mere inches away from her horsie ear. >Twilight was fidgeting uneasily, while beads of sweat appeared around her face. >You remain there for what seems like ages, while Twilight grows increasingly uneasy as time passes. "Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies," you finally let out, in the most breathy, sensuous manner you could muster. >Twilight's eyes roll up into the back of her head >Slowly, she falls backwards and onto the floor. >As she lay soundly, her tongue hangs out of her wide-open mouth while her hind leg twitches sporadically. >Triumphantly, you step over the catatonic pony below you and make your way back to the dark room of Twilight's house you call home.