The Festival
 
>Another Day in Ponyville
>Be chilling with Dash
>Messing with your old macbook.
>ponies reverse engineer the charger, so it works on pony electricity.
>Twilight managed to summon it from the human world through the same spell that brought you here.
>she must have tried 400 times, each time bringing some random object instead.
>Statues, trash, even the odd dildo
>Silently wonder to yourself about the last one
>Still can't figure out a spell that will take you home.
>even if they did, 0.8% chance of survival predicted.
>Whatever, you seem to have a nicer life here.
>Even if AppleFuck and FlutterShit try to rape you daily.
 
>No-one has touched your macbook since the day you left it.
>Porn folder still untouched
>at least now you have something to Fap to.
>Dash is really absorbed in human technology.
>Somehow ponies can use the trackpad, just like they can pick things up.
>Whatever.
>Music Time
>open music library
>going through
>bunch of old house music.
>Whatever, pony music isn't much better.
 
>You think of your time in Manehatten, when you met vinyl scratch.
>Realize you should totally give your music to her.
>Would probably make her day.
>Only Pony with human electronic music, would be most coveted DJ in all of equestria.
>As if she is not the best DJ in equestria already
>Totally gonna do that.
>Rummaging some more.
>"OOoohhhh, whats that?"
>Dash points to a video stuck on your desktop.
>tommorowland-2011-video.mp4
http://youtu.be/M7CdTAiaLes
>You vaguely remember it.
>open it.
>Remember it all of a sudden, clear as day.
>The greatest music festival in all the world.
>Suddenly a reason to miss home.
>you never got to go to tommorowland.
 
>Video ends
>"Anon, what was with all those people?Why were their so many? What were they all doing?"
>so many questions
"Dash, that was tommorowland. its a human music festival were we all gather for three days and drink and take drugs and listen to the best DJ's of the Human World".
>"Wow, so like vinyl?"
"Yep, just a load more DJ's"
>Dash seems lost in thought.
>Suddenly realize what she is thinking.
"Im guessing you ponies don't have something like this, huh?"
>"No, but imagine if we did!"
>The thought crosses your mind briefly.
 
>Dash heads home after a round of drinks, you pass out like a true drunk.
>Next Morning
>Meet dash at Sugarcube corner for pancakes.
>Fucking amazing pancakes are fucking amazing.
>Like eating an orgasm
>Only better.
>in between mouthfuls, you notice dash thinking about something.
"Dash, what the hell are you thinking about?"
>"Oh, nothing."
"That's crap."
>"Ok fine. I had a dream last night about that thing you showed me. I dreamt I was there."
"Yeah?"
>"It was so clear. I Thought i was actually there".
"And?"
>"And What? I woke up and that was it."
>Kinda disappointed, hoping there was more.
>"I Can't get that dream out of my mind"
>"WHAT DREAM?????"
>Oh no, pinkie
>No way your leaving until dash explains it.
>Sit for five minutes, while dash explains her dream to pinkie.
>"Oooohhh, that sounds like fun! So how big is this party anyway?"
"Pinkie, you'd have to see it for yourself."
 
>probably a mistake, showing pinkie the video.
>Her eyes widen. she may be the queen of throwing parties, but this is just out of her league.
>"That's…That's AMAZING!" She yells.
>She is clearly in a state of awe.
"So you see pinkie, we humans aren't that boring"
>"so what was it like when you went there?"
>Caught off guard
"I - I never went."
>"Never ever???"
"Never."
>Pinkie looks a little sadder.
>"you still wish you could go?"
"Yeah."
> hour or 2 later, She leaves
>Just you and Dash
>"Movies and Booze?"
"Nope, Booze and Movies"
 
>Next day
>Can't find pinkie
>she's Not wandering around
>Not at sugar cube corner
>no-one has seen her.
>Considering it's pinkie, not that odd.
>That afternoon, she bursts in through your front door.
>"Anon, we are gonna have our own tommorowland!"
>You stare blankly for a while
>Suddenly it clicks
"Oh fuck, Pinkie, what have you done now??"
>"Oh, was out today looking for a suitable location, and I found one! and then i went to visit princess celestia, and she gave me her blessing to do it, and then - "
"Whoa slow down! you mean that you are going to host your own music festival in equestria?"
>"yup!"
>awkward silence
"Uhmmmm pinkie, do you realize what you have gotten yourself into? your gonna need a stage, a campsite, DJ's, lighting, sound, Drinks and tents for 180,000 Pones"
>"Yup"
>Clearly you are not deterring her
"And we don't even know if people will come!"
>"Oh don't worry, i put up posters all around ponyville, and canterlot, and manehatten."
>you admire her determination
>Suddenly realize, no turning back.
"Okay, so how long do you have to organize this thing?"
>"We are gonna do it next week Friday. that will be day one."
>11 days.
>to organize a festival
>that will take just about all of equestria
>the first time it has been done in equestria
>and you have 11 days.
>FUCK.
 
>"WHAT???!?!?!?!?!" Yells dash.
"I know, and we only have 11 days"
>Dash grins like a retard
"Don't tell me you think we can pull it off?"
>She smiles
>Obviously she agrees with pinkie.
>"I'll get hold of vinyl immediately"
"am I the only one who doesn't see the problems we are facing?"
>"Relax anon, you don't know ponies that well"
>Lived here for a year, think you know them pretty well.
>"Once we have it all organized, every pony in equestrian will be lining up for this."
>You hope she is right.
 
>2 days to go, and already there is an air about ponyville.
>you overhear ponies talking about it.
>you see the posters.
>you feel the vibe.
>It's nearly here.
>Vinyl comes over to your place.
>"Hey anon" She says with a sexyness only she seems to possess.
>"I was wondering if i could, you know… stay with you until this thing gets going? all the hotels in ponyville are booked."
>No wonder.
>"Where does this thing happen anyway?"
"There's a field about a half hour from ponyville, the everfree fields."
>"Sick. You mind if I scope the video you have of the real thing, you know, so I know what I am up Against?"
>Dammit, why is everything she does so attractive?
>OH PLEASE BONER, NOT NOW
>good thing you wore tight jocks today.
 
>Video ends.
>Vinyl is speechless.
"Hey vinyl, you okay?"
>"This is gonna be shit tough."
>Remember something
"Hey vinyl, A bunch of my old music is still saved on here. you want it? You know, for the festival."
>She looks around in your music library
>Plays a song
>Jaw Drops
>She plays more stuff
>Again, more shock and awe
>"Dude, how do humans create this? i have never heard anything like this."
"Errrr, i donna, but I'm glad you like it."
>smug grin creeps across her face
>"We are gonna tear this shit up!"
>somehow, you believe her.
 
Day 1
 
>The day of the festival has arrived.
>Dash come over early in the morning
>"ANON! ITS ME!! WAKE THE BUCK UP!!"
>don't want to, the sun has not even risen yet
>Suddenly she is in your room
"Dash, how the fuck did you get into my house?"
>"You gave me your spare key, remember?"
>oh yeah
>Wonder why you did that in the first place.
>She has everything
>Sleeping bags, drinks, tickets, and a motherfucker of a tent.
>"So, you ready to get your mind blown?"
"Not really"
>"Oh come on anon! its gonna be a motherbuckin three days of drinking and partying, and you tell me you don't want to come?"
>Her logic is flawless.
"OK fine, lets get going."
 
>She even booked a chariot to take you there.
>She really did think of everything.
>Bout half an hour later, you arrive at the everfree fields.
>HOLY. SHIT.
>Pinkie wasn't lying.
>The field is huge. You can already see pones arriving.
>You can see the stage. It looks massive.
>You see people setting up.
>And the sun has not even risen yet.
>For the next three days, this will be your home.
>Let the Awesomeness commence.
 
>You and dash set up your tent in the VVIP tent area.
>You were lucky enough to get VVIP tickets.
>The same area as the makeshift hotel for all the workers and DJ's.
>while setting up, you realize that you really should have brought your own tent.
>What if rainbow, you know, meets some stallion, and...
>Suddenly, rather disturbing image crosses your mind.
>Better confront her anyway
"Hey dash, don't you think it would be better if, you know, I had my own… er…. place to sleep?"
>"What, you don't wanna sleep in my tent?"
"No, I do, It's just…"
>You feel yourself losing the argument already
>"Yes?"
>"Well, what if you… you know… meet somepony…and one thing leads to another…. and you wind up back here?"
"Anon, that really isn't what I came here for. So it's Decided, you are sleeping with me."
>lost that argument like a fool.
>Whatever.
 
>And so it begins.
>It's Already crazy, and its only mid morning. DJ Scoots Is playing.
>You wander around, meeting ponies, getting to know your surroundings.
>Programme says Vinyl won't be on until day 3.
>some hours go by.
>Suddenly, you freeze.
>You dare not even look.
>You dare not move.
>"Hay There, Sugarcube!"
>Fucking AppleJack.
>Oh, please.
>please.
>oh please, not here, not now.
>open your eyes. she is still there.
>Well, shit.
"applejack, what are you doing here?"
>"what, just cus I grew up awn a Farm ya thank I can't come heyr and have some fun?"
>She nudges your thigh
>You know what this means.
>More rape attempts.
>"ah'll be seein' yah around."
>She trots off, her point happily made.
>Hopefully fluttershy won't be around.
>She hates large crowds.
 
>Many hours go by
>Be mid afternoon
>The festival is in full swing.
>thousands, no, hundreds of thousands of pones have turned up.
>you wish you knew how many.
>DJ's playing phat pony jams
>decide to go jump around with the rest of the ponies in the enormous crowd that has formed in front of the stage.
>Exactly like the video.
>you are jumping around, going crazy, but can't help glancing around every now and then for Applejack.
>she would never try anything in public.
>Suddenly feel the need to find Dash.
>Look around.
>No sight of the Cyan pone.
>Head to the enormous bar
>No sign
>Look everywhere
>No sign.
> It's starting to get dark.
>Head back to the tent.
>What do you know, she is there.
>"Oh, hey anon."
"Dash, why are you not out there?"
>"Didn't feel like it."
>Thats odd
>remember why you came here.
"Dash, we got problems. AppleJack is here"
>She is at full attention.
>"Where?"
"I don't know. she came up to me and spoke, and then wandered off"
>She thinks for a few minutes.
>"She won't try anything here. there's too large a crowd, and loads of security."
>Thank fuck
>"That also means that we can't lay a finger on her, or we'll get kicked out."
>more thought
>"If she was to try anything, it would be at night, away from the crowds."
>Suddenly, feel vulnerable.
"Well, lets see how the first night goes."
 
>You chill for a while with dash
>you both go out, she has cheered up now.
>Get drinks at the bar
>Make your way into the crowd
>The Equestria House Mafia Is playing.
>Both of you go mad for a while
>Fist pumping, jumping up and down.
>Exit crowd.
>More drinks.
>Rinse, Repeat.
>Finally, 2 in the morning.
>Decide to make it back to the tent.
>Stumbling around like a true drunk.
"hay - dash - *hic* you better - go - awn *hic* I'm gonner - *hic* - faakking -  puke"
>She flies off, also clearly drunk.
>But not as drunk as your sorry ass.
>Suddenly, AppleJack.
>"Hawdy thar, anon"
>Suddenly, soberness
"Apeljarck, listen, you bet - better not *hic* try any- anything…"
>Well, not quite sober yet
>"aw, relax anon, ah just saw yah stumblin around there, and ah thought yah might need some help"
"I don't - need any- help- *hic* at all…"
>Clearly, you are lying.
>"Ah just thawt that, maybe you could Sober up aht mah tent right here?"
>Know where this is going
>Try to run
>about 3 steps, you trip, badly
>you come crashing down, your body feels like jelly
>You can't even summon the energy to make it up
>Even though there is a rapist pony right behind you.
>one last try...
>your doing it...
>your going to get up...
>Alcohol: "Oh hai anon remember me??"
>Fall on your happy ass
 
>This isn't good.
>Where's rainbow?
>Oh right, you told her to go on ahead
>Dumb move
>You feel a pair of hooves grab your shoulders
>Still wonder how theses ponies manage to hold onto things without fingers.
>Your wonder doesn't last long when you realize that those hooves belong to applejack.
>Damn, living on a farm all her life has given her unbelievable strength.
>Stupid hick pone.
>you try to yell out, but it doesn't come out the way you expected it to.
>You feel a hoof on your mouth
>It's not applejack's
>Oh no
>Please
>no
>Fluttershy.
>You try to babble out something, but her hoof pressed tightly on your mouth prevents you from saying anything.
>She is standing over you, that look in her face gives you the shits.
>rapeface: Activated
>You realize its now or never.
>one last attempt should do it.
>In one single movement, you thrust your hips skyward and to the right, grabbing onto applejacks hooves
>This movement throws flutterbitch off you, and twists applejack so she is lying on her back.
>you are lying on your stomach, still clenching onto applejacks hooves.
>You let go, scramble onto your feet and make a break for it.
>You run.
>You run with the determination of an ethiopian kid who has just seen a UN relief truck driving past.
>or, you know, someone who doesn't want to get raped
>By a horse, no less.
>you trip over empty bottles, tent lines, other ponies, but you just keep running.
>you stop and look around
>No sign of the rapists.
 
>Good job anon, you are now smack bang in the middle of the tent field
>or one of them, anyway
>So many fucking tents
>You are going to have to exit this tent field to orientate yourself
>but that puts you in direct sight of the rapists.
>You sit down, considering your options.
>you can't stumble around this tent field the whole night, this is primary rape territory.
>but if you go out...
>but if you don't…
>Fuck it.
>you start walking around again
>Damn how big is this field?
>you are walking around
>there are some strange noises coming from one of the tents
>You can clearly hear somepony moaning
>Very sexual moans
>Better steer clear of that tent.
>you spot the boundary of the tent field and make a bee-line for it.
>Now you are out, you consult your map of the whole festival
>You are not too far from the VVIP tent area, where your own tent is.
>You walk calmly, trying not to attract any attention.
>You spot the entrance to the VVIP Tent field.
>You also spot applejack talking to one of the security guards at the entrance.
>She walks away.
>You wait until she is well and clear of the entrance, before bolting
>you arrive at the entrance
>Flash you VIP Wristband
>Security guard pone lets you in
>"You know, there was an orange earth pony here 5 seconds ago who was looking for you."
"How do you know that?"
>"Because she asked if I had seen a human wandering around."
>You don't know whether you can trust this shady looking security guard
>It'll have to do
>Spot your tent
>Jump inside Like the grass is on fire
>Rainbow is inside
>"Anon, where did you go"
"There's no time to explain, applejack and fluttershy are here. they tried to rape me again. We have to leave the festival."
>Rainbow takes it all in
>"When was this?"
"About 5 minutes ago."
>You start packing shit up inside
>"What the hay are you doing?"
"Didn't you hear me? I said we had to leave!"
>"Anon…"
"Don't argue with me! We have to go!"
>"Anon, will you please just shut the buck up for a minute and listen??!"
>She commands attention surprisingly well
>"We cannot leave the festival"
"Well why not?"
>She hands you the VVIP tickets that you used to get in.
>"We are not allowed to."
>You look closely at the tickets.
>In small print near the bottom:
>"No exit shall be permitted until completion of the festival."
>Well, fuck.
 
>It takes a while for it to click.
>Only pinkie pie would come up with such an insane rule.
"Why didn't you tell me about this?"
>"Because I wanted you to come! you were the one with the idea in the first place."
>Faultless logic
>you give up trying to argue about it.
>Your stuck here.
>For the next two days, anyway.
>You and rainbow sit up for a while, discussing it.
>Eventually, you pass out like a drunk fuck.
>Sweet sleep.
 
Day 2
 
>Wake up in the morning
>You feel another body close to yours.
>Its rainbow.
>You two must have passed out next to each other.
>you feel her warmth radiating from her.
>Her soft fur on your skin is somewhat comforting
>she is still sleeping, soundly
>You don't even move for fear of waking her.
>you lie there for a while
>You think nothing of your tender moment with rainbow.
>suddenly, you here the music begin again.
>Its far off, but still loud as fuck.
>You get up
>Grab a new shirt out of the bag, step outside
>OH FUCK SUN IS BRIGHT
>you look around.
>All the ponies are emerging from their tents, ready for another day of utter madness.
>No sign of flutterrape and applefuck.
>You can't find a single fuck to give.
>Search: Fuck.exe
>Search returned no results. Would you like to try an Advanced Search?
>Decline
 
>Rainbow is now up
>Oblivious to the tender embrace which you two shared this morning.
"You ready to get fucking crazy?"
>She is obviously surprised at your sudden enthusiasm, but nods in agreement.
>Make your way through all the chaos that is the tent field.
>Walking around, getting into the festival
>Pony music may be a little less exciting than human music, but whatever.
>Your enjoying yourself.
>You go and dance/fist pump/have a stroke in the field.
>Some unknown DJ is on.
>You feel...
>happy.
>No rape attempts so far.
>Make your way out of the field
>Find dash
>Walk around some more
>Meeting more ponies
>Having a good time.
>Suddenly, Pinkie Pie.
"Oh, hi pinkie"
>"See? I told you anon! I told you we could pull this off!"
>You have no reason to contest her.
>The festival is all that it was cracked up to be.
>and more.
>Pinkie is wearing a funny silver tag around her neck.
>It has two words scrawled across it:
>ALL ACCESS
>She notices you staring at the tag.
>"You want one?"
"Huh?"
>"This tag gets you anywhere you want in the festival. its reserved for organizers… but I Suppose you and dash could have one"
>She hands you two tags out of her saddlebag.
>It's made of metal.
>You run your finger along the edges of the tag.
>Its sharp. more of a weapon than a tag.
>"See ya around!" She yells and trots off.
>Fucking. Awesome.
>You now have access to anywhere you want to go.
>Anywhere. You. Want.
 
>Dash is also pretty pleased.
>"It was pretty cool of pinkie to do that."
"Yeah, it almost makes up for all the times she has followed me around like a stalker."
>Dash smiles.
>"Hey, I know where we should go with these."
"where?"
>5 minutes later, you are on the stage.
>Its fucking huge.
>For the first time, you look over all the ponies at the festival.
>There must be at least 50,000 ponies here.
>Maybe more.
>There are a bunch of other pones on the stage, running around, carrying cables, drinks, equipment
>Organized chaos
>DJ booth is off limits though.
>Pinkie is also here.
>Talking to the staff
>Organizing stuff
>Suddenly, Twilight.
>"Hi Anon!" she says excitedly.
"Oh hi twilight."
>Suddenly, odd feeling.
"What are you doing here?"
>"Well, everyone in ponyville had left for this festival, and I decided that I better try and understand why."
"So you came here to observe ponies?"
>"Yep. I find this whole crowd psychology that ponies experience fascinating."
>Even when out trying to have fun, she still feels the need to learn.
>Egghead.
>Odd feeling is still there.
"Hey twilight, how did you get onto the stage?"
>"Oh, pinkie gave me an all access pass."
>She produces the pass out of nowhere.
>Odd feeling gets more intense.
"And she gave this to you only?"
>"Well… she gave some others to rarity and fluttershy"
>OH. FUCK.
"But why?"
>"Well anon, you know how fluttershy hates large crowds. she would probably rather be up here."
"What about applejack?"
>"I don't know. I haven't seen her."
>This is bad.
>Very Bad.
>Nowhere is safe.
>if applejack has the pass…
>You are fucked.
 
>Dash hears this whole conversation.
>RD: "Relax anon, its the middle of the day. they won't try anything now."
>They better not.
>You feel safe knowing that rainbow is nearby.
>You turn to the crowd.
>They seem like they are in a trance.
>All moving in synchronization.
>Weird.
>DJ's changing over.
>previous DJ walks out, sweating, brohoofing just about everybody.
>"Pretty good set."
>DJ: "That shit bucking blew my mind!"
>New DJ Begins.
>Crowd goes crazy.
>Rinse, Repeat.
>You decide that chilling on the stage won't be such a bad idea.
>They got a badass lounge.
>And you get to meet the DJ's.
>AND FREE BOOZE.
>That last one sells it for you.
 
>Few hours later
>you feel a pony nudge your back.
>Turn around
>It's Vinyl.
>The Dyed Blue Mane, Luminous White coat and Deep Red eyes gave it away.
>"Hey there, anon."
>She looks out into the crowd.
>"This is probably the biggest set I am ever going to play."
"Im sure it won't be that different from any other set."
>"No, its gonna be crazy. especially after all that human music you gave me."
>She is still staring.
>Shit, this festival is a big deal to everybody. Not just you.
"Well, I am sure we will do this kind of thing again next year."
>Vinyl seems to snap out of her staring trance.
>"That would be too epic."
>sit down in the Lounge, order drinks
>talking shit with Vinyl for a few minutes.
>"So then I said - "listen here, you dumb security guard Bitch, If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have a job, so i suggest you cut the crap and let me in!""
>Stupid security guards
>Laughing, talking some moar.
"Hey Vinyl? Why are you here today?"
>"What do you mean?"
"Well, your set is only tomorrow."
>"I know, I just wanted to come experience this thing for a day or two. Im crashing with dash while I'm here."
>You can't decide if thats a good or bad thing.
"Funny you say that, I am sleeping in her tent too."
>Vinyl Grins a devious looking grin.
>You have gotten used to the whole pony - human relations type thing.
>But not how mares seem to be attracted to you.
 
>The festival wears on.
>Dash has joined you in the lounge.
>talking some moar.
>Now the sun is setting.
>You can't help but feel slightly worried that applejack is out there.
>Busy plotting some devious rape scheme.
>You decide its best not to drink too much.
>Remember last night?
>You nearly got raped purely because you were drunk.
>Vinyl suddenly has an idea.
>VS: "Im gonna take a trip down to the field. you know, meet some fans and stuff."
>You and dash decide to follow.
>You cant believe how much time is actually passing.
>Here you are at the greatest (and only) music festival in equestria, and you are running out of time to fully enjoy it because of two rapists.
>Now the sun has gone down.
>Only the strobe lights and lasers illuminate the field.
>You make your way into the crowd.
>"Fillies and Gentlecolts"
>You look up to the stage
>Someone is making an announcement.
>"Our last guest for today has traveled far and wide to bring joy to our festival."
>Some big DJ is coming up.
>He better be good, considering he is the last DJ for the night.
>"He is known across the furthest fields and highest mountains of equestria."
>Fucking Suspense.
>"Please Welcome… Deadhor5!"
>AWWW YEAH!
 
>Heart beating
>Mind racing
>Fists pumping
>Deadhor5 is making the crowd fucking jump.
>you included.
>Dash is close to you, separated only by a few random ponies.
>It must be nearly 2 in the morning.
>You don't want his set to end.
>But it must.
>you look over at dash.
>She looks like she is in a pure state of ecstasy.
>So are you.
>His final song comes on.
>The song breaks down
>The crowd goes still.
>its slowly building up.
>you maneuver over to dash
>She looks so happy she could cry.
>Its building.
>Its building.
>Drop.
>The crowd erupts into movement and screams.
>Dash starts going absolutely mad.
>you throw you arms in the air.
>The beat washes over you.
>You are finally enjoying the festival.
>in less than 2 minutes, its over.
>You turn to dash.
>She looks thoroughly tired.
>But happy.
>You both turn to the stage.
>Deadhor5: "This is the greatest night of my bucking life…"
>It booms over the Speakers
>The crowd erupts into screams.
>Deadhor5: "Thank you, thank you so much for being here"
>Moar screams
>Deadhor5: "And I promise, we will do this again next year!"
>That last sentence did it.
>The crowd goes absolutely ballistic.
>You and dash start to make you way out of the crowd.
>She is so tired she can barely walk.
>you pick her up, and carry her like a fucking sir.
>make your way to tent field.
>enter tent
>Plop rainbow down, gently
>"anon…"
"yes rainbow?"
>"Thanks so much for being here."
>You don't really get what she means by that.
>Before you can ask her, She's passed out.
>Vinyl is also here.
>She also looks damn tired.
>VS: "I think I'm also gonna sleep now. gotta be fresh for tomorrow, y'know?"
>You agree with her.
>Sweet sleep.
 
>You wake up
>Hear rustling outside
>you are Dead quiet.
>look at your watch
>3:42 AM
>Its too early for this shit.
>You feel something brushing past the sides of the tent.
>You dare not move.
>Hurried whispering outside.
>someone is fumbling with the zip.
>they are opening the tent.
>ohfuck.jpg
>you don't have to think long about who it could be.
>Applejack and Fluttershy.
>You try to nudge rainbow
>She is fast asleep.
>You freeze as the two enter the tent.
>They are moving towards you.
>You can literally feel applejacks breathing on your face.
>"Ah thank he's asleep"
>Wrong.
>You jump up to your feet, grabbing applejack and throwing her down onto her back.
>Its so dark you can barely see fluttershy
>you have to find a light
>or a brick to knock them both out.
>you charge at fluttershy, but she quickly jumps out of the way.
>you run straight into the side of the tent like a retard
>You turn around, disoriented
>Rainbow must have woken up by now.
>Fluttershy is holding something.
>now applejack is on her feet.
>Applejack rushes you and pins you to the ground.
>You can barely see whats going on.
>"Now fluttershy!"
>Fluttershy forces whatever she was holding onto your nose.
>You know what it is.
>You exhale sharply, trying not to breathe any of the chloroform in.
>you hold your breath for about 6 seconds before you give up.
>Fade to black.
 
>You awaken.
>Head pounding
>In a huge tent somewhere
>Illuminated by a single orange bulb
>A burning sensation in your nose.
>Suddenly realize that you are tied down.
>And gagged.
>This can only mean one thing.
>Rape time.
>Jimmie rustle level 1
>You notice applejack staring at you.
>"Howdy there, anon."
>You try to mutter something, but you can't say a word with this gag in your mouth.
>"Ah guess we'll waste no time. oh, and don't bother screaming, your friends won't be up for a while."
>Fluttershy Is standing in the corner, awaiting her turn.
>You feel applejack starting on your pants.
>She can't undo the buttons that make up your zipper.
>Take that, pony hooves.
>she is clearly irritated
>suddenly, she rips you pants clean open.
>all the buttons go flying in different directions.
>well, fuck.
>All you can do is try not to get a boner.
>Feel applejack stroking your member.
>think terrible thoughts.
>Fat people.
>ugly women.
>you feel your member rising.
>lets kick it up a notch.
>2chicks1cup.mp4
>still not working.
>You suddenly feel a wet sensation engulf your junk.
>Applejack is sucking your man meat like she is trying to remove liquid gold from a hosepipe.
>Jimmie rustle level 2.
>Boner now at full level.
"Listen boner, this is officially the end of our friendship"
>You swear you can hear you boner laughing at you.
>Applejack is going really slow, its torture
>You try to formulate an escape plan.
>nothing comes to mind.
 
>Suddenly, you remember the tag pinkie gave you.
>its in your back jeans pocket.
>You try to maneuver your hands into the pocket.
>you feel the tag between your fingers.
>Oh god applejack is moving faster now.
>you slowly pull the tag out of the pocket, keeping it between your fingers.
>you start cutting at the hand restraints with the tag.
>The sides of the tag are fucking sharp.
>or the ropes are pretty weak.
>in less than 30 seconds your hands are free.
>you keep them behind your back so as not to alert applejack.
>shit, she is really going to town on your meat.
>she stops.
>She brings her face closer to yours.
>That look in her eyes tells you where she wants to go with this.
>"Ah think… its tahm to go… a little harder."
>Fist to the muzzle.
>Applejack is out cold.
>You rip the leg ropes and gag clean off.
>You leap to your feet, pull up your pants and turn your attention to fluttershy.
>The look in your eyes makes her cower in fear.
>Pure, unfiltered rage.
>You raise your hands to strike her.
>She begins to cry.
>You suddenly stop.
>Your anger seems to have receded.
>She's waiting for the blow.
>But it doesn't come.
>instead, you wrap your arms around her.
>You can't believe you are actually hugging a pony that was involved in a plot to rape you.
>She obviously doesn't understand either.
>But she doesn't try and fight it.
>the embrace goes on forever.
>"anon…"
"Shhhh, fluttershy" you say gently.
>This is the oddest way to deal with emotion, but its working.
>"Anon… all I ever wanted was for you to love me."
"I have always loved you, fluttershy."
>you never wanted to hurt her or make her cry.
>Remember how she used to treat you when you first came here?
>She was the only one who used to talk to you.
>She was the only one who believed that you meant no harm.
>And then everybody warmed up to you, and she felt left out.
>and then applejack had the idea to rape you.
>And it all went downhill from there.
>Fucking Applebitch.
>"Anon, I never wanted to hurt you."
"I know, fluttershy, I know" You whisper.
>She has stopped crying now.
>You feel her labored breathing.
>She no longer has rape on her mind.
>Damn this hug has probably gone on for like half an hour.
>"I am so sorry anon… I'm sorry"
"Fluttershy, it really wasn't cool what you just did, but it was understandable. I have always loved you. Don't ever let anybody tell you otherwise."
>She looks at you, her eyes large and glistening.
>Your lips meet.
>no fucks were given.
>After all, this festival is about music and love, right?
>She breaks the kiss.
>"Maybe we shouldn't mention this incident ever again?"
>For once you agree.
"As long as the rape stops."
>She giggles to herelf.
"Friends?"
>"Friends."
 
Day 3
 
>You walk out of the tent.
>The sun is coming up over the horizon.
>The final day of the festival has begun.
>You walk back inside.
"There is just one thing that is bothering me"
>FS: "Whats that?"
"How did rainbow and vinyl not wake up when you two attacked me?"
>She pauses for a moment.
>FS: "Applejack paid the waiters at the Stage lounge to slip sleeping pills in your drinks, but since you weren't drinking, you stayed wide awake."
>Makes sense.
"So what are we going to do with applejack?"
>FS: "Well, she looks pretty beat up from when you punched her. maybe we can ask the organizers to take her to a hospital."
>You remember the "No leaving" Rule of the festival.
>Surely they would make an exception for medical reasons?
>Turns out, they did.
>applejack was taken to the ponyville hospital.
>At least this means there will be no applejack for the rest of the festival.
>even if it is only one day.
 
>You make your way back to Rainbow's tent.
>Make your way inside.
>Vinyl and rainbow still passed the fuck out.
>Grab another pair of jeans and boxers from your bag.
>You might as well make the most of the last day of the festival.
"WAKE UP SLEEPY HEADS!"
>caps lock FTW.
>Vinyl slowly opens her eyes.
>so does rainbow.
>Exactly on cue, the music starts far off into the distance.
>They both look at each other.
>Everyone knows today is going to be a good day.
 
>RD: "So you finally decide to lighten up."
"yep"
>You sit your happy ass down on the couches in the stage suite, along with vinyl.
>Everyone is oblivious to the events of last night.
>You hope to keep it that way.
>Vinyl is looking pretty excited for her set later.
>She is the last DJ to play.
>Considering you gave her all your human music, her set is probably gonna blow minds.
>Moar DJ's coming and going.
>Moar time passing.
>You feel kind of bad for Fluttershy.
>This whole time she was acting this way only because of applejack.
>But never mind that.
>The day is young, and the beat is fresh.
>You make your way to the crowd.
>The usual business.
>make your way back to the stage.
 
>11 hours later.
>This is it.
>This is the moment you have been waiting for.
>Its time for vinyl's set.
>You happen to be in the Stage lounge with dash.
>VS: "Looks like its time."
>Thats all she needs to say.
>She makes her way over to the DJ booth.
>Its time.
>Its so time.
>Suddenly, dash speaks up and breaks your stare.
>RD: "Hey anon, maybe we should go down onto the field?"
"Whats wrong with up here?"
>RD: "Nothing. I just want to go and enjoy myself. We only have like three hours left of the festival."
>Damn, She's Right.
>How the fuck did time go so quickly?
"Lets go"
 
>"Fillies and Gentlecolts"
>Theres that mysterious voice again
>"Our final guest for the festival Hails from the bustling metropolis of manehatten"
>The crowd is giddy with excitement.
>"She is regarded as possibly the Best DJ in all of equestria"
>Oh man suspense
>"Please welcome…Vinyl Scratch!"
http://youtu.be/6AWUozgVT_o
>The crowd goes wild.
>You can clearly see her up on stage, mainly because you are so close to it.
>You know this song.
>Its already gonna be a good set.
>The ponies all look around, this music is all very odd to them.
>RD: "Whats this?"
"Remember all my human music? I gave it to Vinyl"
>Dash stares at you with an open mouth.
>She knows what this means.
>Still building.
1:30
>Still Building.
>The ponies are already shaking.
>You could cut the suspense with a bread knife.
1:40
>Its coming.
>Its coming.
1:44
>Drop.
 
>OH MY FUCK IT LOUD
>Ponies start going hard
>Hoof Pumping, Dancing
>Grinding up on each other
>REALLY sexual grinding.
>Damn sex Crazed pones.
>Dash looks like she is about to have a stroke
>You don't suppose you look much better.
>Pure Awesomeness.
>Song breaks down.
2:48
>RD: "you didn't tell me about this!"
>You smile.
3:35
>Drop
>once again, ponies going hard
>Alcohol flowing like there was a burst pipe somewhere
>Song ends.
>Vinyl Looks shocked.
>Really didn't expect a reaction like that.
>Thats one for the record books.
 
>Vinyl goes to some pony tracks.
>Mixing like the best DJ in equestria
>Okay, but nothing like that first track.
>Vinyl Can see that.
http://youtu.be/tzunjg9RuKQ
>Oh fuck
>They overplayed this song too much back home.
>Wonder how the ponies will react to it.
1:07
>You can't help but feel happy
>Everything is Fucking A+ in your life all of a sudden
>Look around
>Ponies about to cry with happiness
>Crowd screaming at the top of their lungs
>The feeling is too much.
>You put your right arm around dash
>Drop. That. Fucking. Beat.
>Fist pump till your fucking arm falls off.
>You look at her
>Seeing her happy makes you happy for some reason.
>There are literally no words to describe this feeling.
>Its a good feeling.
>"oooohhhhh sometimes…"
>You sing along to the words of the song when it breaks, but feel like a tool considering no-one else is.
>absolutely 0 fucks given.
>Dash looks at you
>demeyes.jpg
>RD: "Anon… I think this could be the greatest day of my life."
"Mine too."
>Both of you are caught up in the music.
>Emotions Running high.
>Levels comes to an end.
>You really don't want it to.
>You don't want this feeling to end.
 
>Moar human music A La Vinyl Scratch.
>The crowd is literally eating it up.
>They are absolutely loving it.
http://youtu.be/XYgSHOWNE0M
>Time to show these pones how humans dance.
>You make your way into a large circle that has formed in the crowd
>some pone is dancing in the middle like her life depends upon it.
>She exits the circle, sweating bullets.
>Your turn.
>You get into the middle.
0:37
>Cue dance moves/epileptic fit.
>The pones have never seen anything like this before.
>But they like it.
>Suddenly, rainbow
>you two start dancing together.
>The crowd is cheering you on.
>Look up at vinyl.
>She's noticed you and rainbow already.
>She's really getting into the music.
>Dammit bingo players, why don't you make a longer version?
 
>sun is long gone.
>must be 9PM.
>Festival ends at 10PM on the last day.
>You only have 1 more hour of this.
>You don't want it to end.
>But it must.
>Crowd seems to have limitless supply of energy.
>and booze.
>Moar human music comes and goes.
>Now its 9:30
>Next thing its 9:40
>the festival is calming down now.
>But vinyl still has one last track.
>You and dash are still dancing, although with less energy.
>http://youtu.be/jUe8uoKdHao
>You don't believe this
>Suddenly, Emotion
>You grab dash and hug her tightly
>You can't even believe the impulse was so strong.
>She seems a little shocked.
>You hold her, feeling your skins touching.
>you let go
>You are almost crying Manly Tears of Manhood.
>You put your arms on her shoulders.
>You are staring deep into her eyes.
>You swear you can see her soul.
>Usher comes on.
>Suddenly, you realize something.
>This was all meant to happen.
>You coming here by some accidental spell, you meeting dash, all your adventures together...
>Could it be?
>Fate?
>There is no more doubt in your mind anymore.
>This was no happy accident.
>Fate chose you to be transported to equestria.
>Fate chose you to meet dash.
>Fate chose you to fall in love with her.
>This was destined to be.
>You can't believe the emotion that is flowing through your body right now.
>You can't believe you have finally given into these feelings that you have held back for more than a year.
>You don't care.
>Dash can see what is going through your mind.
"Dash…"
>1:00
"Dash…ever since I came here, I wanted to tell you…"
>Your choking up with emotion.
>"anon…"
"Dash, I love you."
>Her eyes widen.
>you can already see the tears beginning on her face.
>As if some caged demon was released from her body.
>"Anon, I love you too."
>That last phrase is all that matters anymore.
>You feel your faces moving closer together.
>No other pony can take this away from you.
>Nothing else in the whole universe matters.
>Nothing.
>Your lips meet.
>Drop.
 
Epilogue
 
>Wake up
>You stare blankly at the roof of your tent.
>You feel something rustling next to you.
>"anon…"
>Dashie.
"Shhhhhhhh…"
>You both lie there for about another 10 minutes.
>You get up.
>Look outside.
>Pones busy packing their shit up.
>Going home.
>A sad thought crosses your mind.
>The greatest music festival in all equestria is now over.
>You feel a pair of forehooves wrap themselves around your chest.
>Silently enjoying the moment.
"I guess we better get going."
>You and dash pack all the shit up.
>Remarkably, it only took like 10 minutes.
>You are waiting for your promised chariot to arrive and take you home.
>You spot vinyl trotting towards you.
>She doesn't say anything.
>She doesn't have to.
>Eventually, the silence is broken.
>VS: "So i guess that's it then?"
"yep"
>more silence.
>Finally, your chariot arrives.
>Load all your stuff up, time to get out of here.
>Half an hour later, You are back at your own house.
>Just the way you left it.
>It kinda feels good to be home.
>Everyone brings the stuff inside your house.
>you all sit down.
>You remember to bring the paper inside.
>On the front page: "3 Day Festival a First (But not last) for Equestria"
>You see a photo of a triumphant looking Pinkie Pie with her arm around vinyl.
>You can't help but chuckle.
>You read through the article.
>"Hey guys, it looks like its gonna happen again next year."
>RD: "It would be a shame if it didn't"
>Eventually the conversation drifts back to the festival.
>You are all sharing stories about your adventures and experiences throughout the festival.
>RD: "Hey anon, whatever happened to applejack?"
>You shrug.
"suppose it was too public."
>Rainbow laughs.
>More time passes.
>Eventually, vinyl's ride arrives.
>You walk her to her chariot, while dash waits on the porch.
>As she is getting in, she turns to you.
>"Thanks anon."
"for what?"
>"For giving me that opportunity."
>You smile.
>Her expression changes suddenly.
>"I also saw that little tender moment between you and dash."
"What are you talking about?"
>"Don't try and lie to me anon, you know what I mean."
>She is smiling deviously.
>No point in trying to hide it.
>"You take care of her, alright?"
>She closes the door.
>"I'll be seeing you around."
>The chariot takes off
>Vinyl Has left the building.
>You turn and start walking towards your house.
>As you reach your porch, you pick up dash ever so casually.
>She barely protests or struggles.
>You walk inside and plonk her down on your couch, sitting down with her.
>You both stare at each other for a while.
>"Anon… Do you want to talk about last night?"
>You lean in and kiss her forehead.
"I don't think there is anything to talk about, Dashie."
>She blushes slightly at the mention of her pet name.
>"Anon… all those things you said last night…"
"I meant those things. I love you, Dashie. No-one can change that."
>She smiles
>"I love you too."
>You kiss her gently.
"Dash, last night I realized that there is almost no way I am going home. and even if there was, I wouldn't. I think I was meant to land up here… in Equestria…with you."
>She's looking really emotional.
>"Anon… you don't know how long I have waited for you to say this."
>You hug her ever so tightly.
>It Probably goes on for like 5 minutes.
>You break the hug and both of you look outside.
>It's a brand new day in Ponyville. The day is Young and the beat is fresh.
>Yesterday is History.
>Tomorrow is a mystery.
>But Today is a gift.
>And there is no other pony who you would rather share it with, than your beautiful Rainbow Dash.