>Day Movie Reference in Equestria
>Wake up
>Shit, Shower
>Shaving is for lesser men
>Men with fewer pecks and smaller arms
>Put on cape and thong, and await the messenger
>Today is the day
>The day where you will be rid of Fluttershy
>You had been planning meticulously for this moment, ever since the yellow menace had first attempted to guess your fetish months ago
>KNOCK KNOCK
>It is time
>You open the door
>Fluttershy is there, wearing a turban and holding a parchment in her mouth
>”Hmmr Ammon”
>You sigh
>You yank the paper from her mouth, and open it
>You read it aloud
Anon, I come to you with an offering; unless you surrender to me your hot monkey dick, I will annex your house, and all of your possessions. There is no need for an unnecessary war between us. Let our two homes know peace and constant sex.
>You roll the paper back up, and throw it behind you into the house
>Fluttershy looks up at you with hope in her eyes
>”Are h-hostile takeovers your f-fetish, Anon?”
>You smile
Yes, Fluttershy. Hostile takeovers are my fetish. Now come with me, so I can give you my…
>”Hot monkey dick!”
Yes. Hot monkey dick.
>You turn and walk around the other side of your house, Fluttershy following in your footsteps
>You think you can hear her panting
>You arrive in your backyard, and Fluttershy gasps
>”W-what is this, A-anon?”
>You ignore her, looking fondly at your creation
>A massive hole lies in the middle of your yard
>Now is the time
Fluttershy! You have gone too far, and now your fate is sealed!
>You wave your hands with a flourish, motioning towards the hole
>Fluttershy gulps, backing up
>”B-but you s-said that h-hostile t-takeovers were your f-fetish!”
>You turn to Fluttershy, taking a step forward
You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to MY city steps
>”W-what are y-yo-“
You insult my queen
>”B-but I was g-going to be your q-que”
You threaten my people with slavery and death
>”W-what p-people are y-you t-talking abo-“
I’ve chosen your fate carefully, Fluttershy
>She’s crying now, but you can see juices flowing down her back legs as well
>Disgusting
Perhaps you should have done the same
>”T-this is c-crazy, Anon!”
>You take a deep breath
Crazy?
>You pick Fluttershy up
THIS
IS
SPARTA
>”W-whatta?”
>And with that, you throw Fluttershy into your bottomless pit
>3 months of work
>All for this moment
>You smile and sit down
>Today was a good da-
>”U-um, Anon?”
>What
>You look, and see the Pegasus flying above your masterpiece
>Next time you’ll just make a spear
>Fucking Fluttershy