Tanufink Inc: For a more tolerant tomorrow.
 
As many of you may know every year millions of monstergirls go without the rape they need. Whether it's because of their slime, their feathers, their scales, or simply the tendency to rape the morals out of you. This needs to end, and with the help of Tanufink Inc. we can do that.
 
Don't believe us, instead put your faith in the testimonials below and watch as the lives of thousands are changed.
 
Last year we saved over 5,000 monstergirls from suicide, but for others help came too late. This year we must do better.
 
To start your journey and save a monstergirl from a life of loneliness and suicide there's only one thing you must do. Fill out our specially designed questionnaire! With this information our top scholars and analyst will work tirelessly around the clock to file match and link you to the girl of your dreams who just so happens to also be a monster! Please enjoy yourself and give us any feedback you feel will help us help you.
 
1. Do you enjoy cuddling with a girl smaller than you, or do you prefer being cuddled tightly as if you were a valuable possession?
 
2. Do you prefer being the decision maker in the relationship? Are you better of just hanging at the back while she takes care of the problems? Maybe you like sharing equal power?
 
3. Devotion and purity is an important part of your relationship, nobody except her will ever enter your bed. How strongly do you agree with the above statement?
 
4. The best feeling are hard but smooth scales sliding across your skin as you wake up in the morning, yes or no?
 
5. Her fur brushing lightly against your cheeks when you laze around in bed makes you the happiest man alive. Do you agree?
 
6. The ruffling of feathers as she begs for you to preen her is something you look forward to everyday, yes?
 
7. Her humid skin and slimy texture are a godsend that you enjoy every time she moves around and adjusts herself to hold you closer. Is this true?
 
8. You would prefer to avoid conflicts and and live a simple, quiet life. Loud and sudden events annoy and or scare you. True?
 
9. Adventure and excitement are things that you need, staying put in one place makes you uncomfortable and having someone to share it with make you happier than ever, do you agree?
 
10. You feel the need to be adored and posessed, the thought of being the most important thing in the world to someone who can't bear to lose you to another is a deep desire of yours. Yes or no?
 
After answering all of the above please send the form back to our headquarters at Tanufink Inc. Working for a tolerant tomorrow.
 
Our databases will match up your preferences with our LONG list of monstergirls desperately waiting for a human who will love them tenderly as they deserve.
 
1) The second
2) The second.
3) Indifferent.
4) No.
5) Yes. Yes. Yes.
6) Maybe.
7) Maybe.
8) Yes.
9) Not really.
10) Indifferent.
What do I get?
 
Our list has come back with 1 results that match yours near perfectly.
 
1. Older kitsune manager: She has spent her entire life preoccupied with work in order to support her family, and because of this love and other such worldly activities have been put on the backburner, until now. She is a fanatic of eastern cultures and deeply in love with the idea of moving to china some day with her beloved. Her high paying position ensures that you will never be forced to work a day in your life, and she honestly prefers you don't. She will however insist that you give her many many daughters to raise together into fine strong women. She would love to wrap you up in her tails all morning during her free days.
 
Are the results satisfacory? If so please wait as your new designated wife comes along to pick you up.
 
1) Both are enjoyable, but I like being held better
2) In the relationship, shared. In bedroom I liked to be dom'd
3) Highly
4) N/A
5) Yes
6) Yes
7) Yes
8) No
9) YES YES YES
10) Yes
I await my response eagerly
 
Congratulations! Your form has come back with two near identical results, please choose which you would prefer!
 
Kunoichi thief: In her younger days she was renown for her abilities, but having refused a marriage contract has led to her exile and now forced nomadic lifestyle. She is both strong and caring, but those are only true for you. To others she is ruthless and cruel as well as incredibly hateful, this stems from the fear that others will only work to steal you away from her grasp. She is terribly paranoid and only constant reaffirmation of your love will calm her down. Please accept or reject with utmost urgency as she is suspected of already having infiltrated our database for your information.
 
thunderbird Saboteur: Previously a mercenary employed by small dictatorships for petty contracts, she now spends her time travelling liesurely from town to town in search of exciting objects to buy/steal/scavenge for herself. She is deeply territorial of the few things she keeps and this will extend to you almost immediately. She wrote down that she wants to eventually settle down in a nest of her own with her chosen soulmate, but will settle for kidnapping and raping a man if she cannot find one who will come of his own accord. she isn't incredibly intelligent, but does enjoy reading and discussing concepts that she can understand.
 
We hope that you make the choice that makes you (and them) the happiest, though it should be noted than none of the above applicants rejected the idea of a harem.
 
1. I'm fine with both.
2. I'm fine with both.
3. Agree.
4=5>6>7
8. Yes.
9. Not really.
10. Maybe.
 
Thank you for your time, our search engine has had found 1 result that could prove perfect for your needs.
 
Holstauri rancher: She lives a life far away from the troubles of the city in the countryside where her ancestors have lived for several centuries. As is noted in her profile she is in charge of an entire chapter of sheepgirls whose wool she uses to support both herself and her flock. Due to her mostly isolated childhood she is very socially awkward and will probably depend on you to take the initiative most of the time. A side effect of this is that she will quickly grow to love you if you do accept her.Without a doubt it will be less than a week before she proposes, and not even a month will pass before she tries poking holes in your condoms if you refuse to breed with her.
 
Attached is a picture added to the profile, please make sure to respond to this email with either a yes or no, failure to do so will result in a default "yes" and deployment of one of our tolerance regiments to your location.
 
1. Either
2. Equal
3. Very strongly
4. No
5. Yes
6. Sounds appealing
7. No
8. Yes
9. Hell no
10. Yes
 
I suck at filling these out, I get indecisive.
 
Please do not worry about your indecisiveness! It only means that more monstergirls could find their perfect match in you today!
 
Your survey has resulted in a completely honest not manipulated at all 10/10 match result which we highly recommend you consider.
 
Danuki landlord: As implied this Tanuki is owner of a prestigious building in a lucrative part of town, unfortunately her financial success is inverse to her lovelife and as such as chosen our services to help her out.
 
She has a deeply ingrained need to own you as a person, this means that she prefers you not look at other girls, talk to other girls, even thinking about other girls is dangerous. Even so she isn't an idiot and understands that you will occasionally fail to meet her high expectations, this means that she will work extra hard to make sure that you only think of her and never stray from her path.
 
If you accept she will immediately set you up with a lover's suite and will allow you to live free of charge in her building, where she can always keep her eye on you regardless of where you wander. In the same way she hates people who do nothing and will ask that you either take a hobby or work as part time executive manager so that you can spend more time together.
 
Please consider her requests deeply before rejecting her. Her financial power leaves little room for us to budge on whether she'll let you go.
 
1. The former.
2. The second.
3. Meh.
4. No.
5. No.
6. No.
7. No.
8. Yes.
9. No.
10. No.
 
What do I get?
 
Tough application, but luckily we have a monstergirl for every Anon.
 
Lich lord. Her current place of residence is a castle stowed away in the deep forests of the northern mountains. Here she spends her days experimenting and and studying every subject that she can. Luckily she is a firm believer in progress and her castle comes equipped with all the same resources that you can find in a city, and a few more that you can't find anywhere else.
 
She won't demand completely loyalty of you, but seeing as how you're stuck far away from any other settlement it will be hard for you to even think of escaping, she will happily raise more zombies and wights to entertain you, maybe even kidnap a few humans if you beg hard enough.
 
Centuries of isolation have left her terribly afraid of social interaction with those who she hasn't raised from the dead herself, you are an exception born from the need to be loved. Others will be seen as inconvenient objects that get in her way, but your happiness is an important commodity for her.
 
She will never leave her castle voluntarily, nor will she let you go without at least a cohort of skeletons to keep you safe, but always remember that her measures are born out of true fear rather than simple jealousy or obsession.
 
Her favorite past time is discussing her experiments with you and she will be incredibly happy if you take the time to help her or simply read up on what she is doing. She secretly wishes to be a mother, but hates the thought of having more people in her castle than necessary, especially ones that will vye for your attention.
 
1. Second.
2. I want to be the dominant one.
3. Strongly agree.
4. Absolutely.
5. Agree.
6. Disagree.
7. Disagree.
8. True.
9. False.
10. Yes.
 
I will eagerly await responce.
 
Thank you for your valuable feedback. We hope that your result matches your personality.
 
Wurm Cavelover: She lives and has lived most of her life in a cave which she carved from the moment she was born, by now the tunnel spans several kilometers and includes all sort of imaginative architectural oddities. However just because it is large does not mean it is furnished, but even if you choose to move she will still love you.
 
She enjoys cuddling the most as she has never really had any hobbies other than digging. To her the act of cuddling itself is an expression of the utmost love and devotion that goes even farther and deeper than sex. To cuddle with her is basically a screaming confession that says that you will stay beside her until the day you both die.
 
Other than you and digging she doesn't care for other things, and will easily integrate into your hobbies if you want her to if a little clumsily given her brute strength and giant meaty claws. Perhaps in a few years she will warm up to the idea of having a brood of daughters to raise with you, but until then she maintains the strict idea that cuddling with anyone other than you is heresy that would break your heart, the reverse is true.
 
Vocal acts of love will also make her incredibly happy, reading her a poem or writing her a note (She has basic reading skills) would probably be enough to get her to do anything you asked short of hurting others or letting you cheat on her.
 
Lastly, she has a sweet tooth that is incredibly sensitive after years of eating salted meats, things like lollipops and hard candies are great motivators for her.
 
1. Girl smaller than me.
2. Equal power.
3. It's important.
4. No.
5. No.
6. No.
7. No.
8. False. I like adventuring.
9. Agree.
10. Not really. I want her to love me, but no obsessive love.
 
Thank you for sharing your tastes with our database, let us find a way to make them reality!
 
backpacking Devil: Despite her black iris and blue skin she does not adhere to the standard idea of owning her husband or forcing him into having sex every hour of every day. Instead she enjoys exploring and travelling around the world in any way she can.
 
She may initially seem mean spirited or even cruel, but that is simply the way she shows her love, if you truly hate it she will even try her best to change so that you can feel more comfortable around her.
 
Beside travelling and occasionally fucking in the woods, there is nothing that really matters to her. As long as she can wake up wrapped in your arms and take care that you are happy she will also be happy. Just remember to be grateful for the things she does for you or her instincts to dominate you will slowly creep back into her lifestyle.
 
Her only dream is to travel around the world in less than 5 years, passing over every major city and back before the five years are over is a thought that makes her heart beat wildly with excitement.
 
We hope that you and your blue-skinned waifu have a happy life together. I should mention that [spoiler] she's right behind you and ready for some fun. [/spoiler]
 
1)The Second
2)The Second
3)Strongly Agree
4)Yes
5)No
6)No
7)No
8)Yes
9)No
10)Yes, But i also like being treated rough like a bitch.
 
Thank you for filling out the application, it is a strange occurence but it seems that your profile has been matched by two applications! Please remember that domineering monstergirls are very privy as to what they share, and a husband is something for one.
 
1. Dark Elf Daycare Worker: A strange occupation for an even stranger monstergirl. She spends her mornings and afternoons playing with and teaching younger monstergirls how to get along and that the power of rape above all will triumph. That however only applies to the weak and young. As soon as she steps through the door her humble blouse turns to black latex that hardly hides her coffee skin and her gentle gaze turns cruel with sadism. Prepare yourself to feel pain as she will make sure that you never spend a day without either cumming, or making sure that you're denied the right to do so.
 
Her favorite kinks include face-sitting, clothed sex, and BDSM. All of them for you of course, she will enjoy carrying out these acts for as long as she can. When she finally gets off she will inevitably calm down and settle into a more loving role, still quite sadistic, but at the same time much more caring for your well-being. Her job pays well enough for the two of you to live comfortably, but she will never willingly give you money as depriving you of entertainment also gets her off.
 
2. Apophis venomchef: On the outskirts of MG city lies a dilapidated building where the smell of delicious pastries calls out to all who venture close enough. Here is where this cooking aficionado has decided to make her home and set up her business despite all common sense. She doesn't have any dom fetishes, instead she simply enjoys the face you make as you writh on the floor in uncontrollable pleasure after eating her cupcakes or trying whatever delicious new recipes she comes up with.
 
Alternatively, she also enjoys tricking weary travellers into eating her pastries and watching them turn into sex-crazed beasts for the rest of their stay. She especially loves the lewd face a human woman puts on as she transforms into a lamia and rapes her husband/boyfriend to a pulp. If you have no reservations about this kind of behavior then she would enjoy it if you fucked while her venom starts coursing through her victim's veins. This is her only past time so you may want to help get her busy doing something else.
 
1. Prefer the second
2. A fair bit of balance would probably work best for me.
3. Agreed.
4. Well, I for one wouldn't mind it.
5. Nope
6. Nope
7. Nope
8. Pretty much.
9. I do like seeing new places every so often, but no, I'd rather stay inside.
10. Yep
 
Thank you for your response, after careful consideration we've found what we believe will match you perfectly if you can find it in your heart to accpt her.
 
Lizardgirl Hikki: No trace remains of the stubborn pride of the lizardtribe in this girl. Instead she prefers to spend her days lounging about and reading hentai which she uses as inspiration for her admittedly terrible fanfics on /mg/. She insists that whenever you come home she smell you intensely for trace amounts of any other women, and if she does in fact smell another's scent on you she will do her best to erase it and replace it with her own. Her chief belief is that you should have no need for other women after she works so hard to make you happy, this is all despite the fact that she doesn't cook or clean and spends a large chunk of time at the keyboard with a bag of cheetos by her side.
 
While all of the above is true, and without a doubt you will want to run away, we urge you to consider her good qualities as well. She is remarkably devoted to the things that interest her, and as her lover you will occupy all the time that she doesn't spend writing or masturbating. She loves to talk about your day and will pay close attention to your every word as long as it doesn't include asking her to clean up. Her jealousy is also a side effect of her devotion, and even though she seems superficially cocky and confident the truth is that she has a history of debilitating panic attacks brought on by abandonment. If you give her daughters her maternal instincts will definitely pick up some of her slack and turn her into a well-meaning, but still sometimes incompetent mother.
 
Again, she is a special case and we would not ask this of you if the results did not match up. Consider her laziness as an investment on the future of your lives together.
 
1. I like to be the cuddler. Something I can hug is best.
2. Equal is best but I'm not cocky. If she's smarter she can call the shots. If I'm smarter then I'll call the shots.
3. Strongly agree. I'm a one gal sorta guy. I expect the same.
4. Yes.
5. Yes.
6. Yes.
7. No.
8. Yes! Totally.
9. No thanks.
10. Sure, though not so much that she doesn't seem to do anything else with herself.
 
Yours was definitely a confusing search, but even across the oceans love can bloom and we hope you can accept her foreign status as a touch of flavor for your daily life!
 
Dormouse Insomniac: Since she was but a young lass this dormouse has been unable to consolidate any meaningful sleep. From hightech surgery to incredibly complex sacrificial rituals she has sought a cure to her insomnia for as long as she has been awake. Now she's given up on her quest and decided to resolve for a peaceful life to make up for her stressful nights.
 
She loves nothing more than cuddling under a soft mattress, and indeed you'll find that your expenses relating to bedroom accessories such as pillows and incense will skyrocket as soon as she moves in. All of these things are but minor details compared to her crown jewel for the perfect cuddle, you. Every moment that she can spend in bed with your arms tightly wrapping her is as close to a dreaming as she can get, and she honestly doesn't mind losing sleep if it means keeping you close to her heart.
 
She is a serial cuddler however, and will do some incredibly kinky shit while you sleep. Don't be surprised if you can't remember when your daughters were conceived since she'll be having fun into the late hours of the night. Sometimes she'll swear that she actually fell asleep with you beside her, but her dreams can't get any better than the reality she has with you beside her.
 
Other than cuddling her hobbies include reading. Anything that can be held in her lap as she drinks some coffee and lays with her Anon daki is a book that will steal her attention for days at a time. You'll find yourself forced to steal them away if you don't want her to accidentally starve herself.
 
1. Being cuddled tightly as a valuable possession.
2. Nah, she can make the decisions. I'm indecisive.
3. Agreed strongly.
4. Scales a best, yes.
5. Eh, indifferent to fur.
6. No to feathers.
7. No to slime.
8. I suppose I enjoy the slow pace. I don't do much anyways but sit around at home.
9. Nah, I can laze about, adventure is a neat idea but not really that desired.
10. Yes, that sounds wonderful, I'd love for someone to care about me in any capacity. I'm very sub, as long as I can get loved.
 
So what do I get? Please tell me.
 
Congratulations, it's surprising but it seems that you've found a perfect match in a very rare species of monstergirl! We hope that you find her as lovely as she has told us your profile picture makes you out to be.
 
Jabberwock Romantic: A dragon whose instincts have lost any sense of direction. While originally the dragons were renown for their fierce pride and ferocious strength, this became untrue for the jabberwocks who were corrupted to enjoy lascivious and lewd attitudes. Now it seems even that has fallen apart for this jabberdragon, who instead of strength and lewdness values personal relationships and acts of kindness.
 
That isn't to say that she has lost her tint of dragon. The truth is that even with her changes she will still treat you as much like a lover as she will an object. Proudly she will hold you closely whenever you walk and even go as far as telling random strangers that you are her princess. If there is any way for her to use you for her own childish ego games then you will be used. You'll do fine as long as you remind her to tone it down when she gets too rowdy. The only thing that will absolutely enrage her is someone insulting your relationship as anything but perfect, there is no hope but to hide and hope she only puts one person in the hospital.
 
Besides you, her interests include painting and making wind-chimes. Her ability in both of these hobbies are alright, not exceptional but at the very least admirable. Her dragon instinct however convinces her that she is the absolute best and that only refined people will understand her work, for your sake it would be better if you agreed as she mostly does it for your validation anyway.
 
1. Being cuddled please
2. Equal power
3. Agreed
4. Best feeling? No I guess
5. This is much more likely, yes
6. Not quite, no
7. Eugh no, slimy = disgusting
8. False
9. True
10. Not quite. I want to be loved but adoration isn't quite my thing
 
What do I get?
Probably a human girl
 
We're sorry to say that here at Tanuki's we don't allow for the application of human women, and any such cases found are quickly rectified through the use of tolerance and demonic energy capsules. Luckily your search query has come up with one profile match to nearly 9/10!
 
Yeti Nomad: An offshoot of the infamous mountain yeti, this girl was born and built off the bitter chill of the north continent. Her days are spent wandering the cold wastes in search of food and sustenance, and she certainly wouldn't mind having someone like you to keep her company. If you insist she would probably be willing to exchange the formless wastes of the cold north for the chilly forests of evergreens, but she will never allow herself to live somewhere warmer than five degrees celsius.
 
She lives by hunting her prey to exhaustion and will expect you to be fit enough to help her hunts with her can last as long as a day of non stop jogging/stalking. Even so her prey is usually several times her size and one hunt and can support the two of you for weeks, during which she'll set up a base for the two of you to cuddle and rest together. Her ultimate wish is to raise a pack of yeti to help her on the lung hunts, as such there will be periods of nearly a year where she'll depend on you to hunt and bring food for your daughters who she'll raise into strong daughters.
 
Her weakspot are the pads on her foot, any soft stimulation like your finger stroking them will bring her to the edge of an orgasm near instantly, of course there is more than way to stimulate them.
 
Unfortunately due to the special nature of her livelihood we've ruled out any rejection applications. Please pack your bag and prepare for our assistant Ushi-Oni to pick you up. As of opening this email she should arrive in five minutes. We hope you live a long happy life with your new wife.
 
1. 1st
2. 1st
3. Agreed.
4. Indifferent.
5. Indifferent.
6. Indifferent.
7. No.
8. I like variety in life.
9. See above.
10. Sounds alright said like that, not into clingy though.
 
Thank you for helping us in our quest to end monstergirl suicide, as of writing this there is one profile that our experts agreed will fit you like an onahole and would like you to consider.
 
Kikimora sub: Simple as simple gets, no special past or even particular kinks. She just needs someone to guide her in both life and bed. She will spend the day cleaning, adjusting, or even renovating your house out of her pocket. She values you over herself in every aspect of life and will make sure to show it. Need money? She'll gladly hand it over. Need a kidney? Surely you will use it better than her. Is she about to cum before you? Impossible, master should always feel more pleasure.
 
This philosophy can also be a bit of a bother at times as she refuses every attempt at kindness if she feels that it is too much effort for someone like her. The only way to get her to go along with anything is to insist that you want to do it for her, and even then prepare to watch her order "J-Just a cup of water, please." everytime you take her out to a fancy restaurant.
 
However, there is one thing she wants. She enjoys reading whenever she finishes cleaning, but seeing as how that would require you to spend money or have her leave you alone she absolutely refuses to do it. If you would simply 'forget' the books in places she could find them without needing to look for them it would probably help her go a long way than if you ask her what she wants.
 
We hope you enjoy your submissive monstergirl! Remember that sub is not equal to abuse and any reports of sadism will be met with a stern meeting from our tolerance instructing Manticore. All monstergirls deserve to be loved.
 
1. I'm clinically depressed, anhedonic, have attempted suicide 3 times, and don't have any kind of purpose or motivation in life.
What's my monster girl?
 
That's great! we here at tanufink Inc. always enjoy finding a relationship for that will benefit the human just as much as the monstergirl, and thanks to brave souls like you we can keep them healthy and cared for.
 
Nureonago Nurse: To be honest she isn't technically a nurse, but her slime has the same effect on people like you anyway so it works out fine! This slime is renown for obsessiveness to stick to people she likes. Seeing as how you'll be kept together like peas in a pod it will be hard for her not to develop an adoration toward you. What's more, her abilities will work to keep you safe as well as far from suicide, her slime will neutralize any weapons and you'll find it hard to hang when the rope is slick with slime! Just watch as you futilely stab yourself only to have her take the blow and redirect it away from your body over and over again!
 
That's not all. Seeing as how she sees herself as your caretaker and lover she'll also do her best to keep you happy in the only way a slime can imagine, by giving you dozens of slime daughterus who will rush to your aid and care for the two of you. From now on until you die every waking moment will be spent covered in their thick, wet love that will keep you safe from the outside just as much as from the inside.
 
Thank you for coming to us for help! Please stay away from sharp objects and mentally disturbing material as we deliver your wife in a jar to you. Remember, death is never the solution unless your girlfriend is a lich. In which case it's probably the solution.
 
1. The latter.
2. The second.
3. Eh.
4. Yes.
5. Yes.
6. No.
7. No
8. True
9. Eh.
10. Yes.
 
Your data is highly valued by us and our friends at the NSA, as such we make sure to be as accurate for you as we can be for them.
 
Minotaurus Counselor: Her job takes her far away from the blearing city lights and dreary rain to a special camp that she founded and leads herself, now that you're going to be joining her you'll need to be prepared for the harsh conditions by way of extense 'physical training'.
 
Her camp is a non-profit for overly-submissive monstergirls in need of a backbone. Day in and day out she and her few employees do workshops with all manner of kikimora/catgirls/alice/mermaids/zombies/mummies and a long list of monstergirls who in the comfort of modern day have lost the will to rape as monsterlord intended. She even gets a few wurms who have become too bakadere for their own good.
 
Since you'll be working for her as well as living with her she'll use you various times as a training dummy. you'll be used as a target in workshops such as "How to pick up men" all the way to "How to pick up a man (against his will)" your hips will not survive.
 
This also means that more than once you'll be raped by an overly excited monstergirl just discovering that she doesn't need to be a doormat, and love confessions as well marriage proposals are soon to follow from the attention deprived girls who have just imprinted on you. Your wife won't mind letting another girl into your bed as long as she can join, but she will never share your love. If you ever mention another girl outside of 'training' prepare to be punished.
 
Remember that being dominated does not mean being used. Sometimes she can show her love for you by grinding your hips to bonemeal and other times it can be by cuddling for hours. Minotaurus are especially susceptible to bouts of rage followed by long periods of tender femdom.
 
1. I feel uncomfortable being touched...but if I had to choose, I'd go for the second.
2. Equal power.
3. Only as far as devotion goes. I won't risk alienating her because of a past mistake.
4. Indifferent.
5. Somewhat yes.
6. Somewhat yes.
7. Yes.
8. Very true.
9. A little bit.
10. YES....I mean, yeah.
 
eager there aren't we? That's just great and we hope that you enjoy this girl as much as she has enjoyed reading your profile since we showed it to her... 5,198 times in three days.
 
Bubble slime Perfumist: Her shop closed down and was left abandoned, but she never left. Day after day she worked hard at making the perfect perfume to entice a man and finally settle down. Of course this has been extremely hard on her so instead of actually hunting for one she came to us through an email asking for 'subjects'. How a slime learned to use a mouse is something we haven't figured out.
 
She isn't the smartest or the most able wife, but she is the most devoted and certainly one of the most loving. After all she'll do her best to engulf you entirely and acquaint you with her smell and particular taste which thanks to her perfume making skills will almost immediately cloud your ability to separate fear from love.
 
Still not convinced? Just remember that she has never spoken to another living being. From birth to this minute she has spent her entire time in isolation waiting for the husband who would finally tenderly love her and speak to her. She'd probably shower you in love and slime if you so much as grinned in her direction. Of course, given the nature of her mobility adventuring will be a no go, and convincing her to hide a in a jar would be akin to NTRing her with the entire world.
 
I'm sure you're wondering "Why would I ever do this?" Well let me just remind you that tolerance is our motto and refusal to comply will be met with extreme retolieration. With that out of the way lets get you cozied up with your new waifu!
 
1. First option, but that doesn't mean the smaller girl can't cuddle me back intensely.
2. Equality. Swapping sub/dom roles and being equal decision makers makes my heart doki doki.
3. Strongly agree. Though if she wanted to bring a friend in to spice things up I would be willing to hear her out.
4. No. Scales are not comfy.
5. Yes. Fluffy cuddles are the best thing ever.
6. No. Feathers are pointy.
7. No. Slimy is gross.
8. True to the first half, untrue to the second. A quiet life is fun, but one mustn't hide away from the world.
9. Excitement yes, adventure no. Going out and doing things can be very fun, especially with the one you love.
10. Partially yes. While being adored is nice, too much means she is likely not to be her own person with her own wants and interests.
 
Looks like we have a writer! Haha that was just some friendly corporate joking so there's no need to sue us for defamation. Now let's go on to your perfect monstergirl who has fervently insisted on meeting you!
 
Baphomet Imouto: Your relationship will hardly be brotherly, but at the end of the day all she really wants of an Onii-chan is to hold her when she gets tired and to cuddle with her late at night and early in the morning, both of which don't really necessitate you be a brother. She will however insist that you refer to her as your imouto and present her as such when meeting others, you can deal with the awkwardness that it will bring later.
 
She is childish due to her obsession with lolicons and being the perfect loli. Every week she will ask you to take her to the park to play, to buy icecream but only if it's her favorite flavor, to help her go shopping, and everything else that an Onii-chan does for his sister. However, it is foolish to suppose that she IS a child just because she acts like one. In reality she is both older than you and mature enough to take care of herself better than you ever could. She will never use that as an argument as she deeply values making you feel like a genuine Onii-chan and making sure that you continue to treat her as an imouto.
 
The only topic that she refuses to talk about is daughterus. No matter how or when she will refuse to mention the idea of a pregnancy and shut off any conversation pertaining to having children. How or why is something that she refused to fill out on the application, but hopefully you'll have the skills and patience to hear it from her.
 
1. Second
2. Equal power, slight leaning towards second
3. Strongly agree
4. Yes
5. Yeah (but not as strongly as 4)
6. Same as 5
7. Same as 5
8. Fairly true, but harmless surprises can be fun.
9. Somewhat disagree
10. Indifferent
 
Tough applicant, normally scales and obsession go together like bread and butter. Thankfully it is our firm belief that there is a monstergirl for EVERYONE. Please consider the mg below who has been eyeing your profile for one hour now.
 
Ryu Templekeeper: While the Ryu of the east and ancient times are known for being wise and graceful creatures with congregations of thousands of shirohebis and lamias to adore them, the same cannot be said of the western variants where their beliefs never took off. As such this Ryu is only in charge of a small shrine with a one very humble temple where she meditates and sleeps.
 
If you accept her then be prepared to pray to her. She may never admit it and beneath her wise demeanor it may be hard to see, but in reality she enjoys having people ask things of her, and even a small request such a kiss or dinner will make her happy as long as you request it humbly enough.
 
In her free time she will mostly tend to the gardens and the temple, things that would normally fall to the shirohebis. She doesn't mind the lack of disciples but if you took the time to maybe round up some village people to listen to her sermon she'd truly be grateful to you, and much more than likely to grant you a wish of your own.
 
Life with her will be quiet and pensative, but that doesn't mean she is by any means boring. Whenever the two of you finish your duties for the day she'll be willing, even demanding, that you take her out somewhere, anywhere as long as she gets to drop her guard as a goddess and act solely as your wife for a night.
 
1- Being cuddled
2- Hanging back, Equal, Or somewhere in between.
3- Agree
4- No
5- Yes
6- No
7- No
8- Indifferent
9- Indifferent
10- Yes
 
Thank you for applying and please forgive the terrible delays, the powerlines were cut after a kunoichi was refused in her application process. Anyhow it seems that what you're looking for is a stable, low drama relationship with lots of fluffy tails, which is exactly what we offer.
 
Kitsune-Tsuki reporter: Her tails are ethereal, but even through the void of ghosts their fluffiness does not waver. To call her a reporter would be a bit insulting seeing as she practically runs the entire local station, going as far as interviewing her own neighbors in hopes of bringing in better stories. While she at times feels that her position is a bit ridiculous, she will do it anyway as long as you make sure to watch her broadcasts from home.
 
Her personality is split between that of the kitsune spirit and that of the human girl who she has possessed. Unexpectedly both of them live peacefully with each other and both firmly believe that you are their shared true love, while they may fight and occasionally struggle for control on date nights, most of the time they set their schedules and abide by it perfectly, only coming out to kiss you goodnight and cuddle up next to you.
 
The only slight problem is this, while the kitsune side is a bit tomboyish with a streak for teasing and flirting, her human counterpart is entirely obsessive when it comes to you. She'll set up interviews near your job just to drop by and make sure nobody is trying to snatch you away as well dropping off her special spirit infused lunchboxes to keep you faithful. She'll even take her free days to tie you up and 'play' with you.
 
Over the course of a few years their personalities will consolidate into a single conscience and her ethereal tails and ears will materialize into very real fur and fluff. Supposing you show each of them equal love and attention then the result will be a tomboy who gets terribly jealous when you don't shower her with love, as well a terrible flirt who gets frisky in public. This however can be manipulated by treating one with more devotion than the other, in which case the more 'beloved' personality will become dominant, and by the time she becomes a full kitsune she'll have absorbed her partner.
 
We trust that you'll be a loving partner to both of these girls, seeing as how both of them have typed up individual letters and demand that you meet them at once.