>be Anon
>you're just an average kind of guy
>not the most popular kid but you do have a nice group of friends
>recently some of them starting talking about a show called mlp
>normally you would shrug it off but today ,while playing some vidya, it got hectic
>you remember watching some those movies with your little sis, back when VHSs were still the norm
>they started arguing something about which pony was the best pony
"Seriously, what the hell are you guys talking about?" you say to them.
>"Nothing you would understand." one of them reply.
"No, Im being for real, why are you guys always talking about that show?"
>"Its a good show, I'm sure you'll like it."
"But its for little girls..."
>C'mon Anon, just give it a shot."
"Fine,whatever."
>one of them brings their laptop and shows you season 1
"This is so fucking gay." you mumble under your breath
>you had to admit it wasn't as bad as you thought, but neither was it as good they made it to believe
>rest of the night just goes with just drinking beer, playing vidya, and rating chicks on a scale of 1-10
>getting close to 3am you decide to walk home before your parents get worried
>grabbing your favorite sweater (pic related) and sling backpack you say goodbye to your bros
>taking your usual route, it's uneventful, well mostly
>looking back slightly you see two nigger apes tailing you
>you feel around for your trusty pocket knife
>just then you hear one the nigger apes call out in their chimp language
>"YO CRACKA, WHERE U GOIN"
>turning around you say,
"Hey man look, I don't want any trouble."
>"YOU BET, MOTHAFUKA"
>out of nowhere one swings at you
>you step back and grab your pocket knife and stab him in the side all in one fluid motion
>he falls to the ground clutching his wound
>the other manages to connect a fist to your face
>you stumble trying to regain balance after the blow
>just then, another blow to the stomach knocks you to the ground
>standing over you, the chimp pulls out a Glock
>...
>So this is it
>This is how you die
>Your friends, your family
>You'll never see them again
>Never hear or feel them
>Your heart breaks at this sudden realization
>But then before you can do or say anything your hear a sudden bang
>And just like that your engulfed in a sudden white light
>But this light is...different
>You feel..warm and..fuzzy inside
>But as soon as that feeling settled in the light disappears
>You're looking at the sky, a beautiful blue sky
>You feel like you're falling
>You look over and see that your plummeting towards a thick forest
>Getting in the fetal position you brace for impact
>Falling through branches and thick leaves manages to slow you down
>Although not without pain
>You finally hit a larch branch which manages to flip you over
>You land on your back with a audible thud
>It knocks out your wind and you roll over gasping for air
>Your vision is starting to get fuzzy, that's never good
>Looking up you see a blurry yellow object quickly approaching you
>You try and reach for it but your vision soon go dark and you finally pass out
>...
>...
>What only seems like moments, your eyes dart open
>You gasp and try to fill your lungs with air
>Breathing is hard, almost like there's something weighing down you chest
>Feeling around you notice your on...a bed?
>Well kind of...
>It was just simply a soft blanket on the floor and an small pillow
>You look around, first thing you noticed is that you were shirtless
>Bandages were wrapped around most of your abdomen and your chest
>You seemed to be inside a little cottage
>It was warm and simple
>A stove, a few pots and pans, a sofa
>What was odd is that they were small, almost miniature
>You try to sit up but you wince back in pain
>Son of a bitch, you felt like you got hit by a bus
>Just then, you hear what seems to be hoofsteps
>Wait what? Hoofsteps?
>The front door opens and and two small ponies walk in
>A yellow pegasi with a silky pink mane
>And a purple unicorn with a smooth dark blue and pink mane
>You instantly remember them as Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle
>But what was strange is that Twilight was an alicorn, just like the princesses
>"EEKK!!!! Oh my, y..you're awake!!!" Fluttlershy says in a startled tone
>"Is this the creature you were talking about, Fluttershy?" says Twilight
>She slowly approaches you
>"Hi, I'm Twilight. What's your name?"
>You just lay there for a second utterly stupefied until you finally regain the ability to form words
"A..A..Anonymous, but everyone calls me Anon."
>She pulls out a quill and notepad and starts writing stuff down
>"What are you, Anon?"
"I..I'm a human"
>"Wow, this is amazing, my books have mentioned humans before, but that was centuries ago."
>Fluttershy finally chimes in, "How are you feeling, Mr.Anon?"
"I feel pretty sore, my chest and stomach kind of hurt." You respond
"How long have I been out?"
>"Two days"
>Sweet Mother of OP, Two Days?!?
"Where am I?"
>"You're in Ponyville, in Equestria"
"Equestria?" You mumble to yourself
>"I saw fall out of the sky in the Everfree forest and I got very worried, you landed pretty hard."
>"You should get some rest"
"Uh..thanks, but I feel okay"
>That was the worst bullshit ever
>You felt like you got shot multiple times
>Speaking of getting shot...
>You feel around your chest for any bullet wounds
>Nothing
'Fucking nigger chimp can't even shoot straight.' You think to yourself
>Looking around you spot your single sling backpack on the nearby sofa
"Uhm..hey Twilight, can you please pass me that bag on the sofa?"
>She looks up from writing down notes and reading a pile of BOOKS and uses her magic to levitate the bag towards you
>"Here you go"
"Thanks"
>You decide to look through and see what you got
>3 pairs of underwear,gray shorts, a white t-shirt, 2 pairs of socks, phone charger and headphones, toothbrush, and some deodorant
>Why do you have all this stuff?
>Oh yeah, you were going to go on a little trip with some friends
>Thank god, you decided to pack early
>You decide to go through your pockets
>You pull out your phone and your wallet
>Taking out your wallet you find a picture of your family
>You heart broke you felt like crying right then and there
>You decide to put it away before you started balling your eyes out
>Going through your phone, you go through your music files
>Luckily you had tons of music on there
>So that's always good
>Putting it away, you felt like there was something missing
>Oh wait, Lucy, your trusty pocket knife
>You remember your dad gave it to you when you were 12 on a hunting trip
>You never left the house without her
>You look through your bag once more to see if its there
"Ah, there you are" you say to yourself
>Fluttershy must have found it and put it in there.
>Where is she anyways?
>Hm..must have gone to do something else
>Just then, Twilight perks up after writing right down what seemed like pages of notes
>"This is a once in a lifetime chance, I have to tell Princess Celestia at once!!!!"
>Then in a bright flash of light she vanishes
>Wait, she can teleport?
>lolwut.png
>Almost on que, Fluttershy appears through the front door with a satchel on her
>"You've been out for two days, you must be famished" She says in a motherly tone
>With that she pulls out two shiny apples for you and hands them towards you
>You reach out carefully mostly because your were still kinda stiff
>Also because you didn't want to scare her with any sudden movements
"Thanks"
>"Oh..um your welcome" she says her typical shy manner