Inspired by the Warner Bros. short "Bonanza Bunny".
>"Have you ever played Blackjack before Pinkie?"
>"Of course I have Nonny!"
>"In that case, let's begin."
>You begin shuffling the deck, and set it in front of Pinkie
>"Alright Pinkie, cut the deck."
>She takes out a cleaver and literally "cuts" the deck
>"No no no, like this!"
>You shuffle another deck you had lying around, and properly cut the deck in half
>You begin by dealing to Pinkie first
>"Can I stay with just one card?"
>"Uhhh, sure Pinkie."
>You flip over your cards
>"A queen makes ten, and a jack makes twenty. Beat that!"
>"I win!"
>Pinkie flips over her card
>It's a 21
>Fucking Pinkie