>You've been dating Pinkie Pie for several months now, and she's everything you've ever wanted in a mare
>She's funny, nice, and always knows how to make you smile on a bad day
>There's just one problem: you can't discuss sex with her
>Whenever you do, she starts laughing uncontrollably
>And while her laugh, which includes giggles and snorts, is cute, you really want to further your relationship
>You tried waiting it out once, figuring she'd eventually wear herself out
>You took her to the hospital 10 minutes later, afraid that she wasn't getting any air
>You really hope this is just a phase