>"Haha, too slow!"
>"Try again!"
*huff* "Damn it Dash, slow down a little." *huff*
>"Come on, just speed up a little."
>You were currently engaged in a hoofball match with your favorite mare in the world, Rainbow Dash.
>The problem though, is that you didn't realize just how fast she was, and just how slow you are.
>You lunge for her again from a resting position, catching her off guard
>Even with that, you were still far to slow for her
>"Sorry Anon, looks like I'm too awesomely fast for you."
"Alright alright, you win, I give up."
>"No way, you're not getting out of it that easy! I earned my bragging rights fair and square."
>"Who's the awesomest, most spectacular pony in all of Equestria?"
"Umm, Fluttershy?"
>Your wisecrack earns you a punch on the shoulder.
"Ouch. Alright fine, you are Dash."
>"And who just kicked your flank at hoofball?"
"You did."
>"Of course I did!"
>She turns her back to you to face an imaginary crowd cheering her on.
>"Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash!" She cheers to herself.
>With her back turned, you take the opportunity to tackle her to the ground.
>You pin her down with all of your might
>Suprised, she tries to shake you off, but youre much stronger then her.
>With her completely at your mercy, you go in for the kill.
"Here comes the tickle monster!"
>"HAHAHA NONNY, STOP HAHAHA."
>"What was that? I couldn't hear you."
>"BWAHAHA I'M NOT KIDDING ANON YOU ASSHOLE HAHAHA."
>You place one arm by her head to better support yourself.
>Before you could realize your mistake, she grabs your arm and uses it as leverage to flip you on your back and get on top of you.
>Damn karate ponies
>"Ah ha! Gotcha now!"
>Quicker then lightning, she hits up all of your ticklish spots
>You crumble immediately, turning into a big ball of giggles
>She carries on like this for a few seconds, then stops and lays her head down on you chest.
>You wrap your arms around her, and hold her tightly
>The two of you lay still for a while, enjoying each others company
>You sigh with content
"I love you Dash."
>Dash looks up at you, slightly red in the face.
>She then lowers her head back down on your chest
>"I love you too Nonny, even though you suck at hoofball."