This is the Catquestria Collection
 
>Day cats in Catquestria.
>Wake up, Twilight is sleeping on your bed.
"Get off the bed Twilight."
>T:But it's so soft!
"Get out or no pets, you shed quite a bit."
>T:Fine...
>You continue to do your morning ritual.
>Shit, Shower, Shave.
>You walk downstairs.
>RD: Now is the time...
>She pounces on your head.
"Damn it RD, stop attacking random things."
>RD:I can't help it, it's in my nature.
"At least calm down, your making a wreak."
>You go ahead and pour yourself some cereal.
>You hear a crash.
"Rainbow Dash!"
>RD:Sorry, Twilight was showing me the red dot and I HAD to catch the red dot, I had it but it keeps getting away somehow...
"Whatever, just chill."
>You return to AppleJack eating your cereal.
"Damn it AJ."
>AJ:I Gotta eat someday.
"Fine..."
>You pour the bowls with dry cat food.
"Let's hope that holds her long enough."
>How did they convince you to let them move in?  
>You hear a knock at the door.
>It's Fluttershy yet again.
>F:Hey Anon, is purring your fetish?
>She starts to purr extremely loudly.
"Stop that, it's annoying."
>She continues.
"Seriously stop."
>No stopping at this point.
"Don't make me get out the spray bottle."
>She instantly stops.
"Ok, now leave."
>F:Pet me and I will leave.
"Fine."
>You give her a quick pet across the back.
>You close the door.
>Fucking Fluttershy.
>Time to go.
>You are walking to the store to get shit for yourself and the cats.
>As you are walking, other cats would try to rub on your legs.
>The only reason they try to do that is to get petted with your "magic fingers."
>As you walk into the store you are confronted with Rarity.
>R:Hello Anon, what brings you here?
"It's a store, what do you think?"
>R:To say hi to your best friend Rarity of coarse!
>She keeps staring at your hand.
Well, I better be going...
>R: Why not give your friend a little pet while your going?
>She gives you the bedroom eyes.
"Ugg, alright, only one."
>You quickly give her a pet.
>R:Watch the coat!
"I better be going."
>You hurry up and get what you need and high tail it out of there before she wants more.
>You arrive at your house.
>You open the door and see RD sleeping on the couch.
>Aww, she looks so cute and innocent.
>You proceed to give her a belly rub.
>It's a trap!
>Suddenly she bites you and starts kicking your hand.
>Hurts like a mother fucker.
"Why did you do that RD?!"
>She boots it right when you said that.
>Mother Fucking RD, she never acts up THAT bad.
>Suddenly you see something. It looks like catnip...
"So that's what's wrong with RD..."
>You walk into your room to be welcomed to purple hair all over your pillow.
"Damn it Twilight."
>F:Hello Anon.
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>There's Fluttershy with a ball of yarn.
>F:Are balls of yarn your fetish?
>F:No one can resist ball of yarn...
"No, a ball of yarn isn't my fetish, nor well it will ever be."
>You pick up Fluttershy and drop her outside the door.
>You close the door quickly before she can come in.
>Fucking Fluttershy.
 
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>Day Cats in Catquestria.
>Wake up.
>No Twilight in your bed.
"What a relief."
>Triple S.
>Walk downstairs.
>Notice RD is staring at something in between the fridge and the stove.
>She gets into a pouncing position.
>Suddenly she jumps into the crack and pulls out a mouse.
>RD:Hey look! Breakfast.
>I swear RD is like a cheetah, a fast killer.
>You eat some AppleSnaps.
>You pour the dry cat food into the food bowls.
>You go back to check on RD.
>Applejack and RD are eating the mouse.
>You quickly grab the half eaten mouse and throw it into the trash.
>AJ:Hey! I was eating that!
"Disgusting."
>Knock at the door.
>It's WAY too fluffy Fluttershy.
>You can nearly see her face that fluffy.
>F:Hey Anon, are extremely fluffy cats your fetish?
"No..."
>F:Oh ya, are you going to the Cat Scratch tonight? Hear it's going to be a blast.
"Forgot about that club, heard Vinyl Scratch is playing."
>F:Ya it's going to be a blast!
"Alright whatever."
>You close the door and walk to the living room.
>You see Twilight sleeping as usual on the couch.
>There's purple cat hair all over,
"God damn it."
>T:What?
"Off the damn couch."
>You grab Twi and put her on the floor.
>You brush the couch and lay on it,
"Time to crash."
>...
>Wake up.
>Your covered in the remaining Twi hair.
>You look at the clock.
>9:00pm, one hour until party at the Cat Scratch.
>Don't want to show up covered in Twi hair, the others might get a idea.
>You change clothes.
>Eat some leftovers for dinner.
"Time to go guys."
>You watch as your roommates walk out of the door.
>...
>You arrive at the Cat Scratch Club with the Mane 6.
>You can feel the music beat pass through you.
>You walk inside to find every cat either chasing the lights, doing catnip, or at the bar.
>The only cat that isn't going crazy is Vinyl.
"Well might as well start this party off with a drink."
>You walk to the bar.
"I'll have some scotch please."
>You pay the bartender and walk towards a table.
>You're the only one that isn't going insane with the lights and catnip.
"At least the music is good."
>You watch as the others party.
>Pinkie is already hammered.
"Boy can she party."
>...
>It's about midnight.
>The party is starting to die down.
"I better be going."
>You get stopped by Rarity.
>R:Where in hell do you think your going?
"Home..."
>R: "Not without pets your not,
"No pets, you seem addicted to them."
>R:Why I never!
>She uses her magic to force you to pet her.
>R:There, it didn't kill you did it.
"What am I going to do with you?"
>You continue to walk.
>You get stopped again by drunk Fluttershy.
"What ever it is, no."
>F:You're no fun Anon..
>You continue walking.
>F:No! Wait come back!
>You didn't care if Fluttershy was following you or not.
>All you wanted is to crash.
>You walk up to your house.
>F:Let me pleasure you!
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>You quickly close the door before she can get in.
>Fucking Fluttershy, I'm not having sex with a cat.
 
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>Day cats in Catquestria.
>Wake up.
>You feel something laying on you,
"Get out of my bed twilight..."
>AJ:Pardon?
"Applejack? Why are you in my bed? You know you're not to."
>AJ:Asshole RD took my sleeping spot in the kitchen.
"Why didn't you push her out?"
>AJ:Are you joking?
>AJ:Do you even know how RD acts when you try to move her?
>AJ:Like shoving your hand in a blender.
>You walk into the bathroom to triple S.
>You find twilight sleeping on one of the towels.
>You flick water in her face.
>T:Hey! What was that for!
"No sleeping on clean towels, I use them."
>T:Hey I'm clean.
"Not the way I see it."
>You continue with the morning routine.
>Eat some AppleSnaps and fill food bowls.
>Knock at door.
>It's Fluttershy yet again.
>F:Hey Anon, are red dots your fetish?
>She shines a lazer pointer at the floor.
>F:Come chase it Anon, you know you want to...
>RD:RED DOT!
>Rainbow tackles you out of the way.
>RD:YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE ME RED DOT?!
>RD:Get back here!
>She starts chasing the dot in circles.
>You quickly grab RD and try to put her inside.
>She starts scratching the shit out of your arms trying to attack the red dot.
>You manage not to bleed out as you quickly close the door.
"Damn it RD!"
>RD:What?
"Take a damn chill pill, why are you so hyperactive in the mornings?"
>RD:I don't really know, my great, great, grandfather was a Cheetah.
"Whatever just no more clawing, I've lost enough blood."
>You walk into the bathroom to bandage your cuts.
>R:Hello Anon, what brings you here?
"This is my house Rarity, how did y-"
>R:Shhh, you hurt your arm.
>She's starting to bandage your arm.
>R:There, all done, I bet I should get something in return for my generosity.
>She winks and gives you the cute eyes.
>No one can resist the cute eyes.
"Fine, one pet."
>R:How about 2?
"Whatever makes you leave sooner."
>You quickly give her pets.
"Now leave."
>R:Alright, I know you want more.
"No leave, or else."
>R:Or else what?
"Spray bottle."
>Rarity has a worried face.
>R:You wouldn't dare!
>You grab the spray bottle in the cabinet.
>You spray her.
>R:Fuck you Anon, now I have to bath myself again.
>She walks out the door while stopping constantly, licking her fur.
>You close the door.
"Why are these fucking cats so annoying?"
 
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>Day Cats in Catquestria.
>Wake up.
>You feel something furry attached to your leg.
>You uncover your blankets to find Twilight cuddling with your leg.
"Off the damn bed!"
>You push her off with the heel of your foot.
>T:I don't understand why get so mad, it's just a bed.
>She walks out of the room.
>You continue with triple S.
>Walk downstairs.
>You fill the food bowls.
>Eat some buttered toast.
"Applejack, can you keep an eye on Rainbow for me while I'm out with Pinks?"
>AJ:I'll try.
"Alright thanks."
>You open the door to find Fluttershy earlier than usual.
>F:Oh hey Anon what are you doing this early in the morning?
"None of your business rapist."
>F:Oh ok...
>You continue to walk out the door.
>Fucking Fluttershy, why is she so obsess?
>You continue to walk to the Sugarcube Corner.
"Hey pinks you wanted to see me?"
>P:Hey Anon, I'll be down.
"Alright."
>You start to make yourself a home.
>You watch as Pinkie walks down the stairs.
>P:Hey want anything to eat?
"I'm good."
>P:Ok, so want to watch some cheesy-ass movies?
"What do you have?"
>P:How about "The Thing that changed the World!"
"That sounds extremely stupid."
>P:Soo Ya?
"Yep, let's watch."
>...
>It's half way through the movie.
>Pinks is pretty damn chill.
>She is probably the only cat that you can deal with.
"It's funny."
>P:What?
"Everyone that I know said that you are a total party animal, however, you're pretty chill."
>P:You really think that I'm party animal 24/7?
"Wait no."
>P:Haha! You're funny Anon.
"You too."
>Suddenly the door slams open.
>It's Fluttershy.
>P:Flutters what are you doing here?
>F:Get your paws off him!
>Fluttershy lunges at Pinkie.
>F:Anon is mine!
"Oh shit."
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"I think I'd better get going..."
>You quickly walk out the door.
>All you hear is catfight.
"Hopefully Applejack has the others under control..."
>You walk up to your house.
>You open the door to find Applejack drunk off her ass.
>A:Hey Anon, found where you hid your booze.
"Damn it Apple."
>You look around to find RD.
>You find her clawing a chair.
>She is also drunk.
>RD:Heyyyy Anon, how was your date with Pinkie go?
"It wasn't a date, she just wanted to hang."
>RD:Whatever man ill stay quiet.
>She winks.
"Fuck you too Rainbow."
>You walk upstairs.
>You open your bedroom door to find purple cat hair all over anything cloth.
>T:Oh hey Anon.
"What did I tell you?"
>T:What?
"No getting on the bed for the last time."
>You grab her and throw her outside your bedroom.
>Fucking Cats.
 
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>Day cats in Catquestria.
>Wake up.
>Damn your feet are freezing.
>You take a quick look at your surroundings.
>No purple hair anywhere.
>Something's wrong...
"Where hell is Twilight?"
>You look out the window.
"Awwww shit!"
>You watch snow fall on a 4 inch blanket of snow.
>You continue with the morning ritual.
>You walk downstairs to find Rainbow crashed on the couch.
"Applejack, what's wrong with RD?"
>AJ:Ah she woke up early working to make the snow."
"Make the snow?"
>A:Nature is lazy remember?
"Oh ya, that Winter Roundup thing..."
>RD:Snow is wet, I hate wet.
>AJ:Ya... well, I'm going to go sledding with the CMC and the girls at Sweet Apple Orchards, want to come?
"Sure, as long as Fluttershy doesn't do her weird rape attempts."
>AJ:Fluttershy is harmless don't worry.
"You live with me for fucks sakes and you don't see!?"
>AJ:Sorry then, are we going to go now?
"Alright alright."
>...
>You are walking down the road to Sweet Apple Orchards with Applejack.
>Suddenly a snowball hits the back of your head.
>You turn around to see who threw it.
>You are greeted by another snowball.
>P:Wow Anon, your terrible at dodging.
"Ah shut it Pinks, you took me by surprise."
>P:Surprise? Haha Anon you crack me up.
"Whatever, at least I don't obsess over cat toys."
>P:You will never understand the joy of cat toys.
"Ya I won't for the simple fact that I'm not a cat."
>P:Ya... Ya...
>AJ:You done flirting back there?
"We aren't flirting."
>AJ:Alright what floats your boat.
"Fuck you too Applejack."
>You notice Pinkie blush.
"You cold Pinks?"
>P:No! I mean...
>AJ:Hey guys, if you stop flirting you'll notice that we're here.
>Fucking Applejack.
>You walk towards the hills where the CMC are at.
>You find Twilight supervising the kittens.
"Sup Twi."
>T:zzz
"Of course she is sleeping, she is always sleeping."
>You throw a snowball at her.
"Wake up call!"
>The snowball hits her square in the back.
>She falls out of her cat bed.
>T:Anon! What the hell!?
"I'm going to go sleding, you need to watch the kittens, it's your job."
>T:Fine whatever.
>You climb the hill.
>At the top you find the CMC.
>Holy crap they are cute.
"Hello guys,"
>AB:Hey Anon.
"Going sleding I see."
>SB:Ya, Rarity didn't want me out in the snow because I would get wet.
"I can see that"
>S:Are we done yapping or are we going sleding?
>AB:Ya ya...
"Bye then"
>You hang out on the hill for a while.
"Getting late."
>You walk down the hill.
>Suddenly you get tackled.
>You take a quick glance at the attacker.
>It's Fluttershy, painted as white as snow.
>Who would guess?
>F:Never saw me coming, did you Anon?
"For once I didn't"
>F:Shhhhhh, don't talk, just act.
"Fluttershy, I don't have time for this, it's freezing."
>She pins you to the ground.
>F:Anon, just shut up and love me.
"Im not having sex with a cat."
>F:Who said you had a choice?
>She starts biting your hand as she starts to pull down your pants.
>Suddenly a snowball hits her square in the jaw.
>F:The fuck?!
>P:Get your paws off him.
>F:No! Make me!
>Pinkie tackles Fluttershy off you.
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"I'm just going to go..."
>P: I think that would be best.
>Fluttershy slashes her claws a Pinkie.
>You go ahead and walk home.
>You arrive to your house.
"Damn, better start a fire."
>RD:Hey Anon, I heard that you and Pinks are starting to have a thing.
"We're not."
>RD:Face it, you obviously like her.
"Ya, whatever, I'm going to bed."
>You walk to your bedroom to find purple hair all over the pillows.
>Fucking Cats.
 
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>Day Snuggle in Catquestria.
>Wake up.
>You push twilight off the bed like usual.
>Twi: "Hey I was sleeping!"
"We already went over this, you shed, no bed."
>You continue with your morning routine.
>Shit, Shower, Shave.
>You walk downstairs to find Dash shredding the newspaper with her sharp-ass claws and Apple sleeping on the couch.
>You let them do their own thing as you get some breakfast.
>You grab some cereal and a cup of coffee.
>Suddenly a knock at the door.
>You open the door to find Fluttershy sitting on the porch.
"Go away, I don't want to deal with you today."
>She stood silent for a while.
>Then she whispered something to herself.
>You lean closer.
"What?"
>F: "I said..."
>F:"SnuggleTime!"
>She jumped into the air and attached to your face.
>You fall backwards in shock.
>She claws your face to keep on.
>She then starts to rub herself on you purring.
"Stop that Flutters!"
>She tightens her grip as she snuggles you.
>It hurts like a motherfucker.
>You manage to get her grip loose.
>You fling her off as you run inside.
>AppleJack was watching in the window.
>AJ: "Snuggles?"
"Shut up."
 
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>Day cats in Catquestria.
>Wake up to Twilight and Rarity laying on your bed.
"Rarity!? What you doing here and Twi, we've been over this a million times, you shed, no bed."
>T:"Whatever Anon."
>R:"Hey give her some slack, it's a comfortable bed."
"I don't care, it still doesn't explain why the hell you are here Rarity..."
>R:"Well I was doing some midnight walking and it started to rain, Sooo I took shelter in your house."
"How did you get in?"
>R:"Eh... The window was open.
>You look out the window to see it pouring like hell.
"Damn, this is probably the most rain we've had in months."
>T: "Well we wouldn't have this storm
If fucking Rainbow Dash wouldn't be so damn lazy."
>R: "Ya, kinda ironic that she is the element of loyalty and she's the exact opposite."  
"Whatever, I'm going to get some breakfast."
>You walk downstairs to find almost half of Catville in your living room.
"What in the living hell is going on!?"
>In unison they say,"Umm, the window was open..."
"Ok, get out, all of you."
>"But it's raining!"
>"Fuck you Anon."
>"Hissss..."
>"But... I don't like getting wet..."
>They crowd out and all that is left are the other 4 elements.
"Hey guys, any thought on why half of Catville was inside of my house?
>RD:"Hey Anon
>AJ:"Oops, sorry about that, kinda used your house as a safe haven from the rain for bits."
"You could of told me first."
>AJ:"Ya ya, whatever.
>Pinkie wakes up from her nap.
>P: Hey where did everyone go?
>RD:"Anon shooed them away."
>P:"Aww damn."
>You walk into the kitchen to grab some coffee.
>You find this pinkish-purplish Cat going through your booze.
"HEY, I said SCAT!"
>She runs out with your bottle of red wine.
"HEY!"
>Fucking cats.
>You walk back into the living room.
 "Alright, I'm going to go to the store because someone drank my booze."
>They all stare at you in a questionable way.
>RD:"Uhh... What do you mean by someone?
>The amount of stupidity and annoyance hits you square in the head.
"Someone, Somecat, I don't care."
>You grab your wallet and walk to the doorframe.
"I'll be gone, make sure that Fluttershy isn't let in."
>AJ:"Eh... Sure, whatever you say."
"Good."
>You grab your umbrella and walk out the door into the hellish downpour of rain.
>Gladly the market isn't too far
from here.
>Also the umbrella keeping you from soaking.
>You always liked the rain.
>The sound is relaxing and it feels good to the touch.
>However the rest of Catville seems to make a big fuss about it.
"Damn embarrassing."
>You look around as you walk.
>Not a soul on the streets.
>You make your way up to the door of market.
>You find a note taped to the door.
>It reads:"MARKET CLOSED DUE TO RAIN."
"Fucking shit..."
>Your socks are soaked.
>You make your way back to your house.
>You open the door to find some of the cats from before came back.
"God damn it, can't leave for 10 minutes without something crazy happening."
>All the cats stop to stare at you in the doorway.
"Alright, I want everyone here to leave... NOW!"
>They all jump up and out the door like a flood of furriness.
>All that is left are the elements chilling on the couch, high on catnip.
"You all too, I want some alone time."
>P:"Alright, fine"
>They all walk out of your house.
"Ahh... Time away from those annoying cats."
>You walk upstairs to find Fluttershy napping inside your underwear and sock drawer snuggling a pair of underwear.
>You wake her up.
>F:"Oh hey Anon, what bring you here?"
"It's my house..."
>F:"Oh that's good."
>She tries to act cute.
>F:"You know, we are the only ones in your house..."
>F:"Maybe we can-"
"No get out."
>F:"Come on Anon, are you sure you don't want to do any frisky business?"
"I said leave, or else I'll make you do so."
>F:"And that is?"
"Mr. Hoover..."
>Fluttershy's eyes go wide.
>:F"N-no I don't w-want to see Mr. Hoover."
"Oh really?"
>You open you closet door and bring out a vacuum.
"Hey look, Hoover has something to say."
>F:"P-please don't..."
"I wonder what it might be?"
>F:Anon this isn't funny, I really don't want to see Mr. Hoover.
"I guess we'll find out."
>You turn on the vacuum in a swift motion.
>F:"AHH, AHH!"
>F:"STOP!"
>F:"STOP IT!"
>F:"IT'S SCARING ME!"
>F:"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
>She flys around the room like a maniac.
>F:"STAPH IT!"
>She then bolts through the window out into the rain.
>You quickly close the window.
>Fucking Cats.