>Be Anon in Equestria..AND FUCKING BE ANON1 IN HIS FUCKING PANTS!
>And today, you steal small glances at Twilight from across the book store. She's bagging some book into her pouch, before heading over to the counter.
>You rush over and "conveniently" bump into her.
>"Anon, hi."
"Hey."
>"I haven't seen you around, how've you been?"
"Oh you know, just.."
"A1: HEY! Are you done trying to get laid with that nerd mare?"
"Dude, shut up. I'm sorry, he can kinda be.."
A1: "How hard is it to fuck a virgin anyway?"
>*Gasp*
>You punch your crotch area hard, as something inside groans in pain, and anger.
A1: "What the fuck did you do that for!? God damn it!"
>You look over at Twilight, and try to save face.
"I'm sorry, he gets like that.."
>Suddenly your pants begin to wiggle as the zipper goes down. A tiny body, with a tiny arm comes out from the zipper area. Its child-like in form, but missing an arm.
>His flesh is wrinkled, and red, like a small burn victim.
>He grabs hold of your belt for support, and looks over at Twilight. The tip of his head is bald, and shaped like the tip of dick.
>Twilight places a hoof over her mouth, as though wanting to stifle a scream. Her eyes are small beads, and shake wildly as she locks her gaze on him.
>You grab his small frame, and try to push him back in. With a shout whisper, you snarl.
"Dude, get back in there."
A1: "I'm thirsty, its like fucking 100 degrees in there."
*sigh* "Shit."
>You reach into your small tote bag, and pull out a flask. Handing it over to him, you hold his back while he lets go.
>He looks over at Twilight as he undoes the flask and winks at her.
A1: "You'll love this."
>Knocking back the drink, he gulps it all down while some runs along his chin.
>Twilight can smell it, "What is that?"
>Done, he gives a loud sigh, he screws back on the top.
A1: "Its whiskey, or do you mean me?"
>He extends his tiny hand.
A1: "Names Anon Number 1, pleasure tah meet ya virgin."
 
"Are you sure?"
>Fluttersnail nods, "Mmhmm"
"Ok, here goes."
>You push on her "chest" area with all the force you can muster. Grunting, and straining, you begin to tip her over slowly.
>"Gahhh!"
>Rolling her onto her shell, she wiggles around trying to gain balance.
>You gently lay a hand on her sides to stop her rocking.
>Her warm, gelatinous slime coats the palm of your hands in a sticky, hot mess.
>Exposed before you is her small, snail slit. Complete with a little bump for a clitoris.
>Without warning you place your hand on her opening, and spread it apart.
>"Nnnn~" Her parts begin to contract, and twitch as you look deep into the yellow tunnel, "P.p..please Anon, don't be so rough, I..I've never done this before."
"Sorry."
>You gulp, and begin to undo your pants, pulling them down, you're at full attention.
>Inching closer to her, you lean yourself on her, and manually align with her entrance.
>She doesnt wink like a mare would, but instead just sits there.
>Thrusting in, it squeezes down on you.
"Oh~"
>"Ah!"
>Fluttersnail grimaces at at having been split apart, and wriggles as though trying to snail away.
>Her fleshy folds tickle your entire body as you snicker at the sensation.
>Grabbing hold of what you can, you thrust into her, and begin to pound her gooey flesh hard.
>Like fucking a giant jello bed, you practically roll onto her, and thrust wildly.
>"Ah~ Ah~ AH!!"
>Suddenly her clitoris begins to grown. Holy shit its getting bigger! It stops right under your chin. Then it hits you.
"SNAILS ARE HERMAPHRODITES!"
>"AHHHH~~"
>Fluttersnail splooges right under your face, shotgunning her load all over your chest and mouth. At the same time, you're cumming buckets into her.
>With the climax over, you slide off her, and hit the ground, *gasp* "Anon! Are you ok?!"
>A few weeks later, Fluttersnail gives birth to a 100 baby snanons.
>It was a bad day.