>be anon in anthro!equestria
>nice spring day, be chilling on a park bench watching all the horse people go by
>see Tempest Shadow out jogging
>haven't seen her since that one time she tried to take over the country and then turned into some kind of friendship mormon for a while
>also she's pregnant out to here, like holy shit huge
>wearing nothing but black spandex shorts and an overtaxed sports bra, towel round her neck and water bottle in hand
>heard something about her shacking up with princess twiggles a while back
>guess that's alicorn fertility for you
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>sits down next to you drenched in sweat, starts drying herself off
>obviously fit as fuck despite looking ready to pop, muscle definition everywhere with the odd scar
>catches you trying not to stare
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>she just teases you
>"Hey, aren't you that weird hu-man thing that shows up in Equestria whenever someone messes up a teleport or gets in the mood for some weird-ass porn or whatever?"
>takes all your wizard powers not to drop a tanker of spaghetti on the spot
>ho lawd she's a month off dropping triplets, dat grape-coloured tum is packed tight
>no wonder she's sweating like that, even out for a leisurely jog
>she says it's nice to have someone staring at her belly rather than her horn
>dat tum is almost perfectly smooth, slick with sweat and glistening in the sunlight
>smirks, takes your hand and lets you touch it
>hard as a rock, not sure if that twinge you feel is a baby or just her abs
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>she gets up and continues her jog - twilight gets worried if she's out of sight for more than ten minutes.
>sly wink over her shoulder, knowing full well what she just did
>reformed villain my ass, now you have the mother of all stiffies in public
>you can only try and look casual as she loops back towards the my little eyesore castle playset which now has a school for some reason
>probably for some kinky lesbian pregnant sex or someth-
>boner no think of the children