SaltyJack rubs up to the docks
[15:54:42] <SaltyJack> [my fault, dint get a notification you were here]
[15:55:11] Resheph is close behind Salty
[15:55:22] <Resheph> "gonna stop running?"
[15:55:44] <SaltyJack> !roll d20+5 sneak attack
[15:55:44] <GameServ> (6) + 5 == 11
[15:55:57] <Booze_Hound> +5?]
[15:56:07] <SaltyJack> [sneaky sneak]
[15:56:15] <SaltyJack> [and npc's]
[15:56:23] <Resheph> [AC is 13 you miss]
[15:56:38] <Resheph> [also, where NPC's come from?]
[15:57:07] <SaltyJack> *a large green earthpony jumps just behind resheph, blocking his escape*
[15:57:27] <GreenHoof> [wat]
[15:57:29] Resheph takes out his sword "fuck this"
[15:57:40] SaltyJack turns around facing resheph as another purple earth pony walk from the shadow
[15:57:47] <SaltyJack> "Not so smart, ugly!"
[15:58:00] <Resheph> "Steven get Booze!" *Steven a little and fast rabbit rushes off*
[15:58:08] <SaltyJack> "Lay down and come with us!"
[15:58:12] Nurse_Cury [~pallmall@190.121.122.17] is now known as Curiosity
[15:58:18] <Resheph> "fuck..."
[15:58:25] <SaltyJack> !roll d20
[15:58:25] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[15:58:27] <Resheph> "what is this shit?"
[15:58:42] <SaltyJack> *the large green pony tackles again
[15:58:44] <Resheph> [not gonna roll init?]
[15:58:54] <SaltyJack> [you didn't do anything]
[15:59:04] <SaltyJack> [heehee~]
[15:59:12] <SaltyJack> !roll d8
[15:59:13] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[15:59:32] <Resheph> [5/13]
[15:59:35] <SaltyJack> *the large earth pony tackles resheph away*
[15:59:49] <SaltyJack> [you gonna unit or not?]
[15:59:58] <SaltyJack> *init]
[16:00:23] <SaltyJack> [otherwise you'll get attacked again]
[16:00:41] <SaltyJack> !roll d20 init
[16:00:41] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[16:00:49] <SaltyJack> !roll d20 init
[16:00:49] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[16:00:59] <Resheph> !roll d20+2 init
[16:00:59] <GameServ> (8) + 2 == 10
[16:01:09] SaltyJack stands back and chuckles as the purple pony comes closer
[16:01:15] <SaltyJack> *roll d20
[16:01:23] <SaltyJack> !roll d20
[16:01:24] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[16:01:30] Curiosity [~pallmall@190.121.122.17] is now known as Cury-Testing
[16:01:37] <SaltyJack> !roll d8
[16:01:38] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[16:02:00] <SaltyJack> *the purple earth pony punches resheph in his face, keeping him down*
[16:02:15] <Resheph> [1/13]
[16:02:26] Booze_Hound runs up to the ducks following the rabbit
[16:02:30] SaltyJack laughs loudly "I'm going to be paying someone a visit!"
[16:02:32] Resheph struggles to get up
[16:02:33] <Booze_Hound> docks*
[16:02:45] <Booze_Hound> "not so fast there"
[16:02:56] Resheph rushes at Salty
[16:03:03] <Booze_Hound> "res is under my protection now"
[16:03:09] <Resheph> !roll d20+3
[16:03:09] <GameServ> (4) + 3 == 7
[16:03:10] <SaltyJack> *the green pony turns to booze hound "oy, watz ya think yr doin?!" *
[16:03:20] <SaltyJack> !roll d20
[16:03:21] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[16:03:22] <Booze_Hound> "helping my friend"
[16:03:26] <Resheph> [kek is not with me this afternoon]
[16:03:28] <Booze_Hound> [saw who it's against]
[16:03:38] SaltyJack turns to booze hound "hey there tough guy!"
[16:03:40] <Resheph> "about time Booze"
[16:03:54] <SaltyJack> !roll d20 init
[16:03:55] <GameServ> 5 == 5
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[16:04:00] Booze_Hound pulls out his scimitar let's go
[16:04:03] <SaltyJack> !roll d20 init
[16:04:04] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[16:04:06] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+2 int
[16:04:07] <GameServ> (16) + 2 == 18
[16:04:13] <Resheph> !roll d20+2 init
[16:04:13] <GameServ> (11) + 2 == 13
[16:04:13] <SaltyJack> !roll d20 unit
[16:04:13] <GameServ> 13 == 13
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[16:04:24] <SaltyJack> !roll d20 init
[16:04:24] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[16:04:31] Lost-Yield arrives at the docks
[16:04:36] <SaltyJack> *the entire group watches dumbfounded
[16:04:49] <Booze_Hound> [you have 4 inits?]
[16:05:06] <SaltyJack> [3, one was a spelling error]
[16:05:07] <Resheph> [for each pone...pfft bullshit]
[16:05:13] <Booze_Hound> !roll 2d20+1 green guy blocking my way
[16:05:13] <GameServ> (9, 8) + 1 == 18
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[16:05:34] <Resheph> !roll 2d20+1 Salty
[16:05:34] <GameServ> (7, 12) + 1 == 20
[16:05:46] Booze_Hound tries to move around the green guy but fails
[16:05:49] <SaltyJack> *the ork pony takes a hard hit dropping to the ground*
[16:06:07] <SaltyJack> [oops, my bad~]
[16:06:28] <SaltyJack> *the ork decides it's not the time and runs off*
[16:07:03] <SaltyJack> [salty is a hit]
[16:07:38] SaltyJack is too busy shouting at the coward to pay attention
[16:07:53] <Resheph> !roll 2d6+2
[16:07:53] <GameServ> (6, 1) + 2 == 9
[16:08:25] <SaltyJack> [4/13]
[16:09:03] SaltyJack takes a full hit from ugly, quickly pulling himself back up*
[16:09:16] <SaltyJack> !roll d20 resheph
[16:09:16] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[16:09:29] <SaltyJack> !roll d20 resheph
[16:09:30] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[16:10:01] <SaltyJack> *both ponies take a few steps back, unsure of the situation*
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[16:10:39] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+2 init
[16:10:39] <GameServ> (6) + 2 == 8
[16:10:44] <Resheph_> [fuck my internet what miss?]
[16:10:51] <SaltyJack> [nothing]
[16:10:52] <Booze_Hound> [2 attacks both miss]
[16:10:56] <SaltyJack> [init]
[16:11:07] <Resheph_> !roll d20+2 init
[16:11:07] <GameServ> (17) + 2 == 19
[16:11:19] <SaltyJack> !roll d20 init
[16:11:19] <GameServ> 5 == 5
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[16:11:24] <Resheph_> [I had posted I slashed Salty's chest before dcing]
[16:11:28] <SaltyJack> !roll d20 init
[16:11:28] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[16:11:33] <Resheph_> [didn't go through tho]
[16:11:42] Lost-Yield moves closer to the action and climbs onto a nearby box for a better view
[16:11:42] <SaltyJack> [no worries]
[16:11:59] SaltyJack takes a few steps back
[16:12:11] <Booze_Hound> [hey salty, just do like 2d20 or 3d20 for your inits]
[16:12:35] Resheph_ goes in to finish off Salty
[16:12:42] <SaltyJack> [hey, T's been a while, little rusty]
[16:12:51] <Resheph_> !roll d20+3
[16:12:51] <GameServ> (18) + 3 == 21
[16:12:54] <Booze_Hound> [np just a little tip]
[16:13:15] <SaltyJack> *something is heard over the hill "thiz way cap'n!" *
[16:13:25] Resheph_ drives his sword into Salty's chest
[16:13:36] <Resheph_> !roll d6+1
[16:13:36] <GameServ> (5) + 1 == 6
[16:13:49] SaltyJack leans into the sword, just hanging on
[16:14:10] <Resheph_> [how much HP does Salty have?]
[16:14:11] <Booze_Hound> "oh cap'n my cap'n"
[16:14:20] SaltyJack is still there, but probably not for long
[16:14:25] <Booze_Hound> "get your ass down here so we can kick your ass"
[16:14:29] <SaltyJack> [-2]
[16:14:32] <Resheph_> [oh okay]
[16:14:43] <Lost-Yield> "Alright, fights over"
[16:14:50] Resheph_ rips his sword from Salty, shoving him down
[16:15:07] Booze_Hound tosses his torn cloak us that to wrap his wounds. he's not going to bleed out
[16:15:18] Booze_Hound tosses his torn cloak "us that to wrap his wounds. he's not going to bleed out"
[16:15:37] <SaltyJack> *a freakishly large dirty gray pony slowly coms up to the pair, a few blue strands of hair coming from under his old pirate hat*
[16:15:53] <SaltyJack> !roll d20
[16:15:53] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[16:15:55] <Booze_Hound> "you the cap'n?"
[16:16:07] SaltyJack doesn't do anything
[16:16:14] <SaltyJack> !roll d20
[16:16:15] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[16:16:21] Resheph_ looks at the pone "Booze we're not done yet"
[16:16:26] <Booze_Hound> "i know"
[16:16:32] <Resheph_> [that was init?]
[16:16:40] <Booze_Hound> [who do you have]
[16:16:44] <Booze_Hound> [cap'n and who else?]
[16:17:10] <SaltyJack> *the huge pony and the ork waltz up to the pair, cap'n looking more like a stallion then a pony, his unhinged yaw hanging abit crooked*
[16:17:37] <SaltyJack> [purple pony and Irish pony, none do anything]
[16:17:44] <Booze_Hound> "you two think you got shit here?"
[16:17:53] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+2 init
[16:17:53] <GameServ> (13) + 2 == 15
[16:18:03] <Resheph_> !roll d20+2 init
[16:18:04] <GameServ> (6) + 2 == 8
[16:18:05] SaltyJack grins "you're dead now, sonny"
[16:18:17] <Booze_Hound> "quiet coward!"
[16:18:31] <SaltyJack> !roll 2d20
[16:18:31] <GameServ> 7, 16 == 23
[16:18:44] <Booze_Hound> [my init was first]
[16:18:46] <SaltyJack> [init]
[16:18:54] <Booze_Hound> [ahh]
[16:19:10] <SaltyJack> *the purple pony jumps at reseph!*
[16:19:36] <SaltyJack> !roll d20
[16:19:36] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[16:19:50] Resheph_ sidesteps quickly
[16:20:09] Lost-Yield picks up the cloak and tosses it to Jack "for the bleeding"
[16:20:14] <SaltyJack> *the pony stops right in resphs face, glaring at him but not striking*
[16:20:37] <SaltyJack> [booze, go]
[16:21:08] Booze_Hound walks up to the cap'n "leave"
[16:21:23] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n bellows in a low tone "give up now mateys, one of you is dying, so is one of mine" *
[16:22:00] <SaltyJack> *the orkish pony walks up to resheph aswell !roll d20
[16:22:08] <Resheph_> "dying? Oh thsese little things? I'm fine. But you should really get that guy to some help and we'll let you leave safely"
[16:22:11] <Booze_Hound> "you're no longer welcome here leave"
[16:22:15] <Resheph_> "!"
[16:22:15] <SaltyJack> !roll d20
[16:22:15] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[16:22:24] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+3 non-lethal
[16:22:24] <GameServ> (20) + 3 == 23
[16:22:26] Resheph_ backs up
[16:22:30] <Booze_Hound> !roll d6+1
[16:22:31] <GameServ> (3) + 1 == 4
[16:22:43] <SaltyJack> *the large green pony stands next to resheph, not doing much*
[16:22:43] Booze_Hound hits the cap'n for 8 dmg non-lethal
[16:22:43] <Resheph_> [my turn now?]
[16:22:59] <Resheph_> [my turn now?]
[16:23:03] <Booze_Hound> [yes]
[16:23:07] <SaltyJack> [booze, who's you attack?]
[16:23:10] <Booze_Hound> [cap'n]
[16:23:29] Resheph_ rushes at the green pony
[16:23:34] <Resheph_> !roll d20+3
[16:23:34] <GameServ> (17) + 3 == 20
[16:23:38] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n just shrugs off the blow*
[16:23:44] <Resheph_> !roll d6+1
[16:23:44] <GameServ> (6) + 1 == 7
[16:23:55] <SaltyJack> [23/15]
[16:24:07] <SaltyJack> [23/25]
[16:24:08] <Booze_Hound> [/15? also 23?]
[16:24:09] Resheph_ slashes up at the neck and shoulder of the green pone
[16:24:19] <Booze_Hound> [ahh]
[16:24:29] <Resheph_> [wait what?]
[16:24:32] <SaltyJack> *the green pony gets a full hit*
[16:24:43] <SaltyJack> [big ass horse]
[16:25:00] <SaltyJack> [6/13]
[16:25:08] <Booze_Hound> [non-lethal still hits]
[16:25:33] <SaltyJack> [he resists 2 dmg]
[16:25:57] <Booze_Hound> [then it hit for 6]
[16:26:26] <SaltyJack> [you did 4, booze]
[16:26:40] Resheph_ flicks his sword down, getting the blood off of it "Booze, stop trying to reason with these fuckers"
[16:26:42] <SaltyJack> [ah, crap]
[16:26:46] <SaltyJack> [my bad]
[16:26:46] <Booze_Hound> [nat 20 doubles dmg]
[16:26:52] <SaltyJack> [heehee~]
[16:27:17] Napskie [Duskie_Pen@212.243.30.109.rev.sfr.net] is now known as Duskie
[16:27:19] <Mary[mobilework]> [/Me wonders why they're using weapons]
[16:27:32] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n belows "here's the deal, you take salty, I take your friend" *
[16:27:58] <Booze_Hound> "how about you leave and we take the salty peice of shit to jail"
[16:28:01] <Resheph_> [>because almost getting killed/kidnapped]
[16:28:12] <SaltyJack> *the two ponies both stand next to resheph, ready to finish him off*
[16:28:38] <Resheph_> [wait isn't one by Booze and one by me?]
[16:28:50] <SaltyJack> [both by you]
[16:28:57] <SaltyJack> [cap'n is with booze]
[16:29:10] <Resheph_> [right and I'm with the green pone]
[16:29:16] <Mary[mobilework]> [/me rolls her eyes]
[16:29:25] <Resheph_> [oh, I see what you're saying]
[16:29:26] <SaltyJack> [and purple, genius]
[16:29:45] <SaltyJack> [init, or not, your choice]
[16:29:53] <Resheph_> [yeahyeah forgot about him]
[16:29:53] Lost-Yield walks over to Salty
[16:30:07] <SaltyJack> *the ponies just wait for the sign from cap'n*
[16:30:17] <Lost-Yield> "So they'd leave you to die?"
[16:30:21] <Resheph_> !roll d20+2 init better than just taking it
[16:30:21] <GameServ> (11) + 2 == 13
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[16:30:40] <Booze_Hound> !roll 1d20+2 we inits now
[16:30:40] <GameServ> (8) + 2 == 10
[16:30:45] <SaltyJack> !roll 3d20
[16:30:45] <GameServ> 5, 17, 6 == 28
[16:31:05] <Lost-Yield> "A Lot of loyalty for a hired gun"
[16:31:15] <SaltyJack> *the green pony turns his attention to the half dead resheph*
[16:31:24] <SaltyJack> !roll d20
[16:31:25] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[16:31:55] <SaltyJack> *he rears back, punching at resheph like the slow turtle he is]
[16:31:55] Resheph_ avoids the attack trying hard not to fall
[16:31:57] <Mary_ONette[Mobile]_> [I don't even need to begib on how dumb this is being handled]
[16:32:09] <Resheph_> [eeyup]
[16:32:11] <SaltyJack> [aye, that's true]
[16:32:13] <Booze_Hound> "res go get the guard"
[16:32:50] Speech_Blind ponders her presence
[16:32:54] Resheph_ nods and takes off, that's how I choose to use my move
[16:33:02] <SaltyJack> * the way is blocked, no way out*
[16:33:14] <Resheph_> [retcon that then]
[16:33:28] <Resheph_> [forgot]
[16:33:28] <Speech_Blind> [I SHOULD be there]
[16:33:38] <SaltyJack> [then be there?]
[16:33:42] Speech_Blind [~kvirc@cpe-98-15-182-142.hvc.res.rr.com] is now known as Snow_Blind
[16:33:55] <Snow_Blind> [I followed Resh initally]
[16:34:02] <SaltyJack> [booze, go]
[16:34:09] <Resheph_> [thanks for the help ^]
[16:34:25] <Resheph_> [so I wasted my turn?]
[16:34:29] <SaltyJack> [you could be late?]
[16:34:36] <SaltyJack> [and, kinda]
[16:34:38] <Booze_Hound> !roll 2d20+1 cap'n
[16:34:38] <GameServ> (15, 16) + 1 == 32
[16:34:42] <Snow_Blind> [I was working on something and no one said Docks until Booze got the message?]
[16:34:46] <Resheph_> [damn it]
[16:35:06] <Booze_Hound> !roll 2d8+2
[16:35:07] <GameServ> (7, 5) + 2 == 14
[16:35:25] Booze_Hound hits the cap'n for 14
[16:36:09] <SaltyJack> [8/25]
[16:36:21] <SaltyJack> [dmg resist, added]
[16:36:46] <SaltyJack> !roll d20 resheph
[16:36:46] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[16:36:57] <Booze_Hound> [-1 hp]
[16:37:16] <SaltyJack> *the purple unicorns trips as he watches cap'n take a full hit [9/10]
[16:37:27] Resheph_ avoids again, panting
[16:38:01] <Resheph_> [init?]
[16:38:15] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n coughs, having overestimated himself "fine, you take cap'n" *
[16:38:16] <Booze_Hound> [yep]
[16:38:27] <Booze_Hound> !roll 1d20 init
[16:38:28] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[16:38:33] <Booze_Hound> +2=9
[16:38:37] <SaltyJack> "You leave with cap'n, and we'll see eachother again, deal?"
[16:38:38] <Resheph_> !roll d20+2 init
[16:38:38] <GameServ> (5) + 2 == 7
[16:38:55] <SaltyJack> [it's cap'n turn you know]
[16:39:12] <Resheph_> [oh right]
[16:39:23] <Resheph_> "and we're supposed to trust you?"
[16:39:50] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n circles around booze "deal or not?"
[16:40:17] <Booze_Hound> "you'll never make it out of the town"
[16:40:43] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n roars "I will with a hostage!" *
[16:40:57] <SaltyJack> !roll d20+5
[16:40:57] <GameServ> (6) + 5 == 11
[16:41:39] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n slams down on booze, breaking the floorboards underneath*
[16:41:56] Booze_Hound dodges because +2 ac
[16:42:06] <SaltyJack> [figured]
[16:42:13] <Lost-Yield> "Ok, only chance, everyone drops it now, or I get the guard and they rain a shitstorm on your heads"
[16:42:27] <Booze_Hound> "GO YIELD!"
[16:42:39] <Resheph_> [>not getting the guards already, alerting presence]
[16:42:46] <SaltyJack> !roll 2d20
[16:42:46] <GameServ> 3, 5 == 8
[16:43:07] <Resheph_> [that's init?]
[16:43:10] Booze_Hound goes for cap'n
[16:43:22] <Booze_Hound> !roll 2d20+1
[16:43:22] <GameServ> (12, 2) + 1 == 15
[16:43:24] <SaltyJack> *the two goons buckle and run for it!*
[16:43:42] <SaltyJack> [it's a hit, booze]
[16:43:55] <Booze_Hound> [you need to say what the rolls are for, little confusing]
[16:44:07] <Booze_Hound> !roll d8+1
[16:44:07] <GameServ> (6) + 1 == 7
[16:44:23] Resheph_ sighs, leaning on his sword a little
[16:44:29] <Booze_Hound> "give up"
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[16:44:58] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n drops down, slowly backing away*
[16:45:11] <Booze_Hound> "I'll promise both of you a trial"
[16:45:21] <Booze_Hound> "no one needs to die here"
[16:45:45] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n  coughs as he rears up and roars, charging straight at booze!*
[16:46:00] <SaltyJack> [roll to dodge]
[16:46:18] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+2 +2 for agility
[16:46:18] <GameServ> (14) + 2 == 16
[16:46:18] <Resheph_> [wait isn't it my turn?]
[16:46:27] <FairTrade> [Why not just roll to attack?]
[16:46:35] <FairTrade> [The captain I mean]
[16:46:44] <Resheph_> [Fair shhh, you just got here]
[16:46:52] <Resheph_> don't get us killed]
[16:47:07] <Lost-Yield> [what condition is salty in?]
[16:47:19] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n comes at booze_hound like a train missing him just as he charges through the side of a building*
[16:47:38] <Booze_Hound> [salty is -2]
[16:47:46] Booze_Hound runs in after hin
[16:47:48] <Booze_Hound> him*
[16:47:50] SaltyJack hasn't been treated and is bleeding out]
[16:48:01] <Booze_Hound> [lost treated you]
[16:48:24] SaltyJack only got tossed a cloack, no treatment
[16:49:05] <Lost-Yield> [its true]
[16:49:08] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n ignores everything in his way bashing through the other side of the building and slowing down just a bit*
[16:49:10] <Booze_Hound> [dammit]
[16:49:19] Booze_Hound still follows
[16:49:29] <SaltyJack> !roll d9 choo choo!
[16:49:29] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[16:49:42] <SaltyJack> [booze, roll]
[16:49:47] <Booze_Hound> [for?]
[16:49:52] Lost-Yield wraps the cloak around Salty "I aint no doctor, but its better then nothing"
[16:49:55] <SaltyJack> [catching up]
[16:50:05] <Booze_Hound> [d9?]
[16:50:20] <SaltyJack> [d10]
[16:50:25] Resheph_ drops next to Yield "...fuck...."
[16:50:37] <SaltyJack> [hah, my bad, and I think salty ain't gonna make it]
[16:50:40] <Booze_Hound> [and you'd be damaging yourself by doing this]
[16:50:57] <SaltyJack> [just roll man]
[16:51:10] <Booze_Hound> !roll d10
[16:51:10] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[16:51:30] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n is getting away!*
[16:51:35] Lost-Yield picks up Salty and puts him on his back "Yeah."
[16:51:38] <SaltyJack> !roll d8
[16:51:38] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[16:51:42] <Booze_Hound> !roll d10
[16:51:43] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[16:51:49] <SaltyJack> [booze, roll again]
[16:51:54] <Booze_Hound> !roll d10
[16:51:54] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[16:52:06] <Resheph_> "...he's...done...don't bother...."
[16:52:08] <SaltyJack> [my bad, you already did, 8 counts]
[16:52:15] <Booze_Hound> [k]
[16:52:27] <SaltyJack> !roll d7 choo choo!
[16:52:27] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[16:52:33] <SaltyJack> [roll]
[16:52:35] <Booze_Hound> !roll d10
[16:52:36] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[16:52:42] <Lost-Yield> "Can't just leave him here anyway.  Taking him to the clinic"
[16:53:08] <Resheph_> "might as well come with you"
[16:53:16] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n can't hold out any longer, tripping and making a nasty dive*
[16:53:45] Lost-Yield begins running to the clinic "You'll need to get yourself looked at as well"
[16:54:00] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n wheezes on the ground as his fancy hat rests over his eyes*
[16:54:15] Resheph_ goes after Yield
[16:54:16] Booze_Hound takes off his hat "why man?"
[16:55:31] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n slowly turns around "i could've been someone.. Lemme go, I'll give you all of my loot"
[16:56:33] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n holds up an old key "just, lmme go, I'll disappear"
[16:57:06] <Booze_Hound> "i'm sorry"
[16:57:12] <Booze_Hound> "i can't do that"
[16:57:37] <SaltyJack> *uses his remaining strengths to toss the key*
[16:57:53] <SaltyJack> "Then ya get nothin!"
[16:58:03] Booze_Hound doesn't care
[16:58:26] <Booze_Hound> "since you are too big to carry we're going to the clinic"
[16:58:45] <SaltyJack> "Mah boys are still out there, they'll get me out.. They'll free me, I 'm cap'n!"
[16:59:00] <FairTrade> [Roll d20 for key~].
[16:59:03] Booze_Hound ties up the cap'n with his sky hook and drags him to the clinic
[16:59:11] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 because why not
[16:59:11] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[16:59:13] <SaltyJack> [key is gone for good]
[16:59:14] Booze_Hound failed
[17:00:02] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n just lays there, wheezing, as behind booze hound a figure appears*
[17:00:51] <SaltyJack> *the bulky, green stallion walks up next to booze_hound "ya think ye've won ey?"
[17:01:13] <Booze_Hound> "you're cap'n is going to jail"
[17:01:17] <Booze_Hound> "just leave"
[17:01:38] <SaltyJack> * "a'hm gunna.."
[17:01:48] <Booze_Hound> "now"
[17:02:06] <Resheph_> [that pone has 6 health I recall, slashed his throat and shoulder]
[17:02:29] <SaltyJack> *the large green pony grabs cap'ns withers and stares at booze "Urey ap"
[17:02:53] <Booze_Hound> [he's coming with me]
[17:03:03] <SaltyJack> "I'z helpin ya git the boss elp"
[17:03:13] <Booze_Hound> "it got this"
[17:03:17] <Booze_Hound> "now leave"
[17:03:32] <SaltyJack> [he's a bit too big]
[17:03:39] <Booze_Hound> [i can drag]
[17:03:51] <SaltyJack> [with a nat20]
[17:03:51] <Booze_Hound> [3 strength and work horse]
[17:04:01] <Booze_Hound> [he's not that big]
[17:04:15] <SaltyJack> [he's huge, man]
[17:04:38] <SaltyJack> *the large green stallion heads out, not wanted here*
[17:05:04] <SaltyJack> [and that's another crook on the loose]
[17:06:19] <Booze_Hound> [i can still drag him]
[17:06:28] <SaltyJack> *the cap'n gives up, exhausted, dropping*
[17:06:52] <SaltyJack> [still let a crook go]
[17:07:17] <Booze_Hound> [still got the guard]
[17:07:25] <SaltyJack> [and to finish it up nice and easy, the cap'n has passed on]
[17:07:39] <Booze_Hound> [you still had 1 hp]
[17:07:50] <Booze_Hound> [not even close to -25]
[17:07:55] <SaltyJack> [he damaged himself badly while running]
[17:08:05] <SaltyJack> [but okay]
[17:08:17] <Booze_Hound> [your call]
[17:08:30] <SaltyJack> [ah, it never goes as planned ey?]
[17:08:37] <Booze_Hound> [nope]
[17:08:49] <SaltyJack> [ler's let the others call it, just drag him away for now]
[17:08:54] Al_Dente|2 [~kvirc@99-36-164-174.lightspeed.snjsca.sbcglobal.net] is now known as Al_Dente
[17:09:40] Booze_Hound takes him to #fourcannonclinic advoiding the rough patches of ground