[spoiler]Hi anons,[/spoiler]
 
It's time for another one of these, seeing how many of you still don't understand what the fuck is happening. [spoiler]Also let's hope the new janitor isn't another glimfag[/spoiler]
 
Friendly reminder to ask you guys to completely ignore and stop responding to:
 
Masturboop posters (Any posts/threads featuring glimglam being booped saying something along the lines of 'Isn't she great' or 'good thing she's here/good thing we don't have more X') [spoiler]People actually discussing her/her persona are totally fine.[/spoiler]
It includes nyxposters and will include any other abominations the staff or the fandom throws our way.
 
Only-season-1-is-canon fags (The second you read 'season 1' and 'canon' in the same sentence, you should IGNORE this post. Do not reply to it, in any circumstances. Not even to post your ebin epic le bait pics.)
 
Any faggot saying that generals/geens/cyoa shouldn't be here/are bad for the board/are killing it/weren't here before. They're not new, they've always been here and always will be. The reason we have so many generals now is because funposting has been banned (see scruffenings), not because of some random boogeyman. If you want less generals, then make more interesting threads to bump them out.
 
Killyourself-fags (Those are kind of new, but they're already growing strong. I believe they're /pol/tards, with cuckshed anon and other cuckposters.) It also includes edgyfags, see all the 'why are you hitting me Anon?' threads.
 
Cont.
 
Free negativity posts (If some retard opens a thread just to complain about it, then you should ignore it. If he starts bringing actual arguments in the discussion, you're free to debate him, but if his only shticks are 'isn't canon' and 'it's shit' then you shouldn't give him any (you)s.)
It also goes for threads /meant/ to complain about something absolutely retarded, see >>30154032 or >>30158034
I'll include doomsayers and vogelposters in there. Again, if their whole arguments are 'it's shit because vogel' or 'you're just a hasdrone' or 'the movie/next season/episode is going to be shit because of this absurd reason or because Vogel/Jim worked on it'. It's okay to shit on them, doesn't mean you have to ruin everyone's expectations because you're a faggot.
 
Barbiefags (Those are new too, there's been a /lot/ of hate towards EQG shit these last few days, more so than before. If some retard opens an EQG thread to shit on it, then ignore him. I believe Lee is behind those but I'm not 100% on that yet.)
 
Easy baits (Containing 'lol you're a furry', 'Why is this /thing that everyone else loves/ shit?' and other easy (you) magnets. I know it's hard to resist responding to them, but once again, they're not here to share their opinions, but just to get your attention.)
 
And finally the last addition to our growing shitposting community, twilicorn haters. I'm not talking about the usual REEEEEEing faggots, I'm talking about the new ones, the advanced models. They say things along the lines of 'For years we collectively stood against humanized, Twilicorn, and forced characters, but then the influx of newfags started vapidly hounding anyone who didn't accept the newest shitpile as the greatest thing ever.' to try and lure actual newfags and make them believe that what they're saying is true. Well it's not, you're free to check the archives for yourself. Humanized stuff has always been loved here, and EQG was 'accepted' not two months after the movie came out. (Even tho everyone knows the first one wasn't that good.)
 
Don't bump any of their threads, sage them.
If you don't know what saging is, [spoiler]lurk more faggot[/spoiler] [spoiler]or see below[/spoiler]
 
Any person going against this should be considered an enemy of the board.
Giving them attention and 'debating' them doesn't help anyone either. They don't give a fuck about whether you make good points or if they're wrong/right, Anons. They're just here for the lulz xddd and/or to bring the board's quality/mood down and stir shit up, and nothing else.
If you're unsure if a thread or post falls into one of these categories, simply ask yourself; "could someone be so retarded/such a faggot". If the answer is yes, then you're allowed to respond. If not, ignore.
 
This is our board, we've got to preserve it.
Love,
Anon /)