>Day 103 in Equestria
>You feel someone shaking you
>"Nonny get up"
"Five more minutes"
>There are two keys to your house
>You have one, Pinkie has the other one
>Pinkie has come to your house every day since you got it
>No, really every day
>Work
>Weekend
>Holidays
>When you were sick
>When she was sick
>You gave her the key so you would have to go open the door every day
>Now she acts as your alarm clock
>"I already gave you five minutes; we're going to be late!"
>She pulls the covers off
>God its freezing
>"Hurry, we're going to be late
>That's a lie; you've never been late to work. Pinkie woke you up with plenty of time.
"Yeah, I'll get up"
>"Meet you downstairs"
>Pinkie bounces out of your room
 
>One morning routine later
 
>Muffins for breakfast
>Muffins are just cupcakes for breakfast
>Cupcakes are tiny cakes
>You love Pinkie's cakes!
>You love Pinkie's muffins!
>You love everything Pinkie makes
"Thanks Pinkie!"
>You cram another into your mouth
>Pinkie's washing dishes
>"I have to go get some stuff done. I'll meet you at work?"
"Ok, see you in a few minutes"
>She hugs you before running out the door
 
>Mrs. "We'll be back in a few hours"
>PP "Have fun at your baby class!"
>Mr. "Make sure to get the cookies out of the oven in 25 minutes, Ok?"
"You got it sir"
>Jesus Christ, you are capable of running this place for an hour.
>Mr. "One last thing. I want you to pinkie promise. NO PARTIES!"
>You and Pinkie sigh
"Cross my heart and hope to fly"
>PP "Stick a cupcake in my eye"
>Dick
>Mr. Cake picks up a bag and follows Mrs. Cake out the door
"So, we're going to do the party anyway?"
>PP "NOP0NY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!"
"Ok, ok. Geeze."
>You begin to set table in order to be ready for the morning rush, when suddenly Twilight runs in
>TS "Pinkie, I need you to come to Canterlot with me"
>You and Pinkie just stand there blankly looking at her
"What?"
>TS "There is no time to explain!"
>PP "Anything to help a friend!"
>Pinkie begins to bounce to the door
>Once she reaches the door she stops in her tracks
>She looks back at you
>PP "Twilight, I can't just leave Anon here alone."
>TS "Pinkie."
>Twilight grabs her face
>TS "Celestia demands it"
>Pinkie gives you a sad look
"Go. I can take care of things here."
>PP "Really?"
"I'll find a way"
>TS "If you dare make me late I'll find a way to make every cake you ever eat to taste like dirt!"
>You can't tell if that was a real threat.
 
>Mr. Cake is going to kill you
>First, you piss off several customer by taking forever with their orders
>Next, all the sweets turn into vegetable.
>Now, you are looking up at a floating Sugar Cube corner
>It literally, just started floating; you managed to jump out the window, just on time.
>You step back to get a better view, but you end up falling on your face
>Are the roads made out of soap?
>What the hell?
>You pick yourself up
>"Hey mister!"
>You turn towards the voice
"Oh hey Fluttershy, what's up?"
>Something seems different
>"I'm tired of beating around the bush!"
>She's no longer yellow and pink, she's gray
>She flies up to you
>"Anon, I love you. And you are going to love me. Right here right now."
>You stand there quietly
>"Go on, get your pants off right now"
>You fall laughing
"Hahahahaha, good one Flutters"
>She's clearly getting angry
>"That's it!"
>She tackles you
>She starts fondling with your pants
"Ow, get off!"
>"You are going to give me all of your*Poof*"
>In a flash of light, she disappears
>She's gone
>Some mystical force just saved you from rape
>If there was ever a time to start believing in a god, it was now
>You stand up and raise your hands into the air
"Thank you based god!"
>A voice answers you
>"You welcome"
>From the sky, a mystical being descends
>It's a........
>Horse? Lion? Goat? Dragon?
>"It's my pleasure to help out those in danger"
"Uhhhhh..... cool?"
>"Very cool, allow me to introduce myself"
>He holds out a paw
>"I am Discord, God of Chaos."
>You shake the paw
"I am Anon, Human of Humans"
>"I know who and what you are Anon"
"What? How?"
>"I am the god of Chaos. I know everything there is about chaos"
>He snaps his fingers
>Suddenly a cotton candy cloud shows up and soaks a pony in chocolate milk
>"And the human race is one the most chaotic things to ever be."
"I'm sorry, but compared to you, I'm pretty normal"
>"That's a compliment coming from a human. You've always been chaotic. You destroy each other, hate each other, but you preach about love and tolerance."
>He teleports behind you
>"You talk about saving your planet, but you continue to destroy it."
>He teleports again, this time when he shows up, he is in a Star Fleet outfit
>"A barbaric race that one day would grow to be one of the most powerful races ever"
"Barbaric? Yeah right."
>"Oh no, believe me. In another Universe, I have to judge your race"
"Wait, you judge my race?"
>"Yes"
"So there others of humans in this universe?"
>"Sorry Anon, in this reality, you are the only human to ever exist, and ever will exist."
>Well, way to kill your hopes.
>"But, I'm here to make it better"
"How?"
>He teleports once more. Now reappearing with a throne
>"Even though I am a god, I occasionally need to recharge my energy."
"Go on"
>"Humans spew out chaotic energy."
"So you want me to give you chaotic energy? What's in it for me?"
>He snaps his fingers
>You are suddenly sitting on a throne next to him.
>"I'll make  you my number two. You will be my equal. I may even give you some powers of your own....."
>Discord's powers?
>Imagine the fun you and Pinkie could have.....
>Wait his number two?
"Are you... Taking over Equestria?"
>"What did you think I was doing?"
>You don't know, being a cool guy?
>If you do this, you are helping overthrow a government
>It's not that you really liked this one, but at the same time, you're not so sure you want Discord in charge.
"Sorry, I'll need some time to think about it"
>Discord lets out an annoyed sounds
>"Fine"
>He snaps
>The thrones are gone
>"Whenever you make up your mind, come find me"
>Suddenly, Discord is gone
 
>You're walking through the new Ponyville
>You are having an internal battle over you're offer.
>Infinite power
>Overthrow a government
>Second in charge
>Discord is number one
>Uggggggg
>"Hey watch it"
"What?"
>You turn around and are hit by a gray pony
>"Watch were you are going."
>That high pitch voice
"Pinkie?"
>You turn around to see Pinkie
>No longer pink
>You start snickering
>"Are you having fun?"
"Yeah I am..... Graie"
>You start laughing
>Pinkie slaps you
>"Stop having fun!"
>You start rubbing your cheek
"Ow.... What's wrong?"
>"Fun, that's what’s wrong! If you keep having fun, no one will take you seriously!"
"Pinkie, what are you talking about?"
>She starts tearing up
>"No one takes me seriously........ No one thinks I'm smart.... No one*sniff*"
>She starts crying
>What is wrong with her
"Pinkie"
>You hug her
>What's going on? She's always loved fun.
>Why would she not want people to have fun?
"Why are you worried about people not taking you seriously?"
>"*sniff* I thought my friends were going to leave*sniff* because they would leave because they wouldn't take me seriously"
>You don't like seeing her like this
>You look her in the eyes
"Pinkie, Listen carefully. I will always be your friend."
>She stops crying.
"Just stop being like this. I hate to see you like this."
>Slowly, a smile creeps onto her face
>"Ha.... hahaha.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
>Her Pink returns to her body
>Her eyes go back to being blue
>"Did you see that? I turned gray!"
>You and Pinkie begin to sit on the soap road and laugh
>Twilight and co. arrive
>TS "Pinkie hold still I'm going to... Oh, you're back"
>PP "Are you seeing this? The roads are soap! Ahahahaha!"
>AJ "Here sugar, take your element. We're going to stop Discord!"
 
>You are storming through the chaos
>You are pissed.
>Twilight explained what Discord did
>You don't really see how it was evil
>You were just angry that he would do something like that to Pinkie
"DISCORD, GET OUT HERE!"
>Discord flashed in, he's petting a tiny elephant
>"Ah, Anon, have you made your decision?"
"Yeah, I'm not going to do this!"
>"What?"
"Twilight told me what you did!"
>"....... So you are determined to not do this?"
"I'm sorry, I won't be helping you"
>"Oh, I think you will be"
>He snaps his fingers.
>You are in a giant crystal
>You know the one Zelda is trapped in. The one from OoT?
"Let me out you dick!"
>"I gave you the option to have fun with this. Now you will be my personal pet."
>TS "Discord!"
*All that elements of harmony shit unfold*
 
>You are back home, laying on the couch
>Pinkie is standing next to you.
>PP "You sure you're ok?"
>She's been asking you non-stop
>All you said is that you felt drain
>Twilight said you should feel fine in the morning
>Pinkie's still worried
"Yeah, I'm fine. Stop worrying."
>PP "I'm just worried that Discord hurt you"
"Stop, I'm ok. I'm just really tired."
>Your eyes are having a hard time staying open
 
>You are Pinkie
>"Pinkie, I think I'm going to go to bed."
"Let me help you"
>Anon leans on you for support
>You help him up the stairs and into his bed
>He curls up as you pull the covers over him
>He looks so peaceful
>"Thanks Pinkie."
"Goodnight Anon"
>"Night Pinkie"
>You turn off the light and walk out
>You wish there was more you could do for him
>He is your best friend and all you can do is let him sleep
>You're not talking much Pinkie.
>I can't think of anything to say.
>Really
>It's funny. I'm getting Butterflies just thinking about it.
>Anon is really special to you, huh?
>Yeah. He is. I would do anything for him. I want him to be happy.
>You remember what he said?
>What?
>He hated to see you like that. He hated to see you acting silly.
>........
>I don't want him to hate me......
>Well. Stop acting silly. Don't do anything he might hate.
 
>Day 104
>You are Anon.
>It's been a weird day.
>Pinkie didn't wake you up.
>You might be late to work for the first time.
>You're running
"Fuck, fuck, fuck."
>Left, right, right, left
>There it is!
>You charge forward
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
>You slam the door open
>You look at your watch
>1 minute to spare
>SUCESS!
>You do a little victory dance
>partyhard.gif
>Pinkie's at the counter.
>She's staring at you
>You can't tell, but you think she is blushing
>You walk by the counter as you make your way to the kitchen
"Morning Pinkie."
>"........."
>Ok.
"It was weird not having you around this morning.
>"........."
>She's still staring at the door.
"Okay, have fun."
>You walk into the kitchen.
>Mr. Cake is the only one there.
>Mrs. Cake hasn't been able to work recently
>Baby must be coming soon.
"What's up with Pinkie?"
>"What do you mean"
"She's acting funny"
>"Pinkie's acting funny...."
"I mean, funny for Pinkie."
>He puts down the cake he is working on and looks through the door.
>"I don't see anything wrong"
>You look through.
>Pinkie is talking happily to some customers.
>what the hell?