>Day 3 in Equestira
>You are Anon
>And you are loving this bed
>You are loving this whole house
>Mayor "Mare" gave you this house because she "Felt bad about the whole inciting an angry mob and chasing you around town thing."
>So she gave you a fully furnished house for free
>No moragage or anything
>The best part of it all, it's made for someone big
>Apparently it belonged to a Minotaur before hand
>He left town for some reason and the house was repossed or something.
>*Think*
>What was that? Meh, go back to sleep.
>God, this bed is perfect
>Not to hard, not to soft
>*Think*
>You pull the covers over your head in a pitiful attempt to go to fend off the noise
>*Think*
>"..n"
>You hope ignoring the sound will make it go away
>*Think*
>"Anon!"
>You sit up in your bed
>Were is that noise comming from?
>*Think*
>You look over at the window
>*Think*
>Is Someone throwing rocks at your window?
>*Think*
>God damn it
>You reposition yourself so your feet are on the floor
>*Think*
"Yeah, yeah"
>You shuffle over to the window
>Thank god for carpet floor, your feet would be freezing
>You open the window
"Who's throwing rocks at my-"
>*Thawk*
>Something hard just hit you in the face
"Ow Bitch!"
>You grab the side of your face
>It hurts pretty bad
>You seach around for any blood and/or broken parts
>Nothing, your fine
>"Anon? You alright?:
>You go back to the window
"What the hell?"
>You wave your fist around as you yell
>"Sorry Anon!"
>You look down at the source of the voice
>It's a little Pink Pony
>Right, she's the only one to call you Nonny
"Pinkie? What the hell?"
>"Sorry Nonny! I was just trying to get your attention."
"You know I have a doorbell"
>"Doorbell? You can't trust doorbells today!"
>What?
"Why not?"
>"My Pinkie sense told me not to"
>Pinkie what? Ever since you met her, she's made very little sense.
>Pinkie sense is the less sense she's ever made
>"Nonny, can you let me in? I have something I need to give you!"
>You give her one of those "Yeah, yeah whatever" looks
>You turn around and head to the front door
 
>You open the front door
>Pinkie is standing on the front porch
>She's balancing a little cake on her head
>White with a pink floaral pattern on it
>"Good morning!"
>Sure, good morning.
>A good morning is one were you don't get hit with a rock
"What Pinkie?"
>"You hungry?"
>Why would you be hungry?
>*Gurggle*
>Right, the last time you ate was when you were visiting Twilight yesterday
>That was around breakfast time
"Very"
>She lowers head, being sure to keep the cake balanced on her head
>"Here, I made you a breakfast cake. I know you don't have any money, which means you don't have money, so I baked you this cake"
>You pick it up off her head
"Gracias"
>"De nada"
>You eye this delicous confection
>You're surprised that Pinkie would do this
"You didn't have to go out of your way to do this"
>"I was eating breakfast and thought about how you didn't have any. I didn't want you to be sad"
>What a wonderful pony
"I forgive you"
>She cocks her head
>"For what?"
"For hiting me with a rock"
>You're not going to be able to eat this whole thing by yourself
"Want to come in and have some?"
>You step to the side, giving her a welcoming look
>"I wish I could, but if the cakes find out that I'm skipping out on work, they might get mad"
"You're skipping work, to bring me a cake"
>"I'll do anything for a good friend. You're a good friend"
>She turns around and bounces out of site.
>You close the door and head into the kitchen
>You place the cake on the counter and begin to search for some eating utensils
>You find a fork and dig right into the cake
>It tastes as though it were ambrosia, straight from the gods
>You scaf it down your throat, making a bit of a mess
>By the time you feel full, you see that you've only eaten half of the cake.
>Pony knows how to bake a cake
>You box up what's left and put it in the freezer
>You decide that it's time to go shower
>MORNING RITUAL!
>Shit, shower, shave
>Finally, Dress
>You need some new cloths, you can't ware these same ones over and over.
>What's her name, rarity? Yeah, she makes cloths doesn't she?
>Better go see her about this stuff.
>It's decided, you will go into town and find Rarity and have her produce you some cloths.
 
>"Stand still darling. I want to be precise with these measurments"
>Every one of these ponies are nice
>Rarity said she'd give you your cloths for free
>Something about the Element of Generostiy
>You feel a little bad for not paying
>If only you had money
>"Ok, I will have your cloths ready in a few days."
"Thanks Rarity"
>Suddenly, you get an idea
"Rarity, do you ever need any help around here?"
>She seems sruprised by the question
>"Sweetie Bell gives me all the help I need."
>Well, no getting a job from her
>Rarity is in the loop, she might know someone who needs help
"Do you know anyone in town who might need a new worker?"
>She gets a smug look on her face
>"Need a job?"
>You raise your hands up
"You caught me"
>She lets out a little laugh
>"I think Fluttershy gcould use some help"
>Off to Fluttershy's house
 
>You are standing on Fluttershy's fron porch
>"Oh my Anon, you would want to help little old me?"
>Is she, blushing?
"Yeah, I kind of need a job."
>"Oh"
>She sounds dissapointed"
>"Sorry Anon, while I would like the help, I cannot pay you"
"Oh"
>"But, if at any time you like like to help... I would like that.... We could(mumble)"
>She is a nice pony, you wouldn't mind spending a little time with her
"Yeah sure, why not."
>She smiles
>"Oh good"
>You wonder if there is anyone else in town who needs help.
>Maybe Twilight?
>Yeah, you'll go ask Twilight
>Fluttershy looks down at the ground
>"Maybe we can go on a picknick. We could also (mumble)"
>When she looks back up, she sees that you have already left
 
>You reach the library
>Who builds a library in a tree?
>*Knock knock knock*
>You wait for a bit
>Finally someone answers the door
>"Hello?"
>IT'S A FUCKING DRAGON!
>Tiny dragon
>STILL A DRAGON!
>"Whoa, what are you?"
>It's probably never seen a human before
>It's fine, you have prepared for the day you would meet a dragon
"But, there is one they fear"
>"What?"
"In their tounge, he is Dovahkiin!"
>"Dovahkiin?"
"DRAGON-BORN"
>You inhale deeply
"FUS RO DAH!"
>Wait for it
>Wait for it....
>No unrelenting force
>God damn it
>"Right....."
>It closes the door
>Well, no job from Twilight
>That is, until you hear the voices from behind the door
>(Mufulled)"Who was it?"
>"Something, no idea who or what."
>"What did it look like."
>"A giant monkey. It knew how to speak dragon."
>"What?"
>The door swings open
>Twilight
>"Hey Anon, I guess you met Spike."
>Spike, cool name.
"Hey, Twilight. I'm looking for a job."
>"That's nice"
"Are you highering?"
>The little dragon butts in
>"She doesn't need another assisstant!"
>"Spike."
>"Sorry Twilight"
>The dragon lowers it's head
>"He's a little right though Anon, I already have Spike and Owlicious"
"Owlicious?"
>"Maybe you should ask Applejack, or Rainbow Dash. They're at Sugar Cube Corner right now!"
>Twilight points towards what seems like a giant gingerbread house.
 
>AJ "Ahm sorry Anon, We ain't looking to higher right now"
>RD "I would love to have you help with my tricks"
"Really?"
>RD "I can't pay you though"
>GOD DAJKPOIGNSPO
>Every would like your help, but no one is willng to pay
>"You're looking for a job?"
>Pikie pops out from under the table
"Hey! Pinkie!"
>"Hey! Enjoy the cake?"
"Loved it, best cake ever"
>Your mouth starts to water at the thought of that cake
>"So Nonny. Want to work here? At sugar cube corner?"
"Work here?"
>AJ "You sure the cakes need somep0ny else?"
>PP "You didn't hear it from me, but Mrs. Cake is pregnant"
>RD "That's so cool"
>PP "And once the kids come along, they're going to need more help around here"
"That's some good thinking, but do you really think it could work?"
>PP "Give me a minute"
>Pinkie does a 180 and bounces off to the kitchen
>You hear some mumbled voices
>Two ponies stick their heads out, look at you, and go back to the kitchen
>RD "What do you think they're talking about?"
>AJ "Who knows? Anon is the only human ever to be in Equestria"
>The two ponies from before walk out of the kitchen and up to you
>They both stand there quitely
>The blue one speaks up
>"You don't eat ponies... Right?"
>Odd question
"No...."
>They turn around and start wispering to each other
>You turn to Applejack and give her a what-the-fuck-was-that-about face
>The two ponies turn back to you
>The tan one talks this time
>"How are you with kids?"
 
>Day 57 in Equestria
>You've been working at sugarcube corner for a while now
>Good job, pays well
>Mr. Cake "Come on Anon, we have to get those cakes ready to go now!"
>You carry 3 more boxes out with you and place them in the cart
"Here sir, Good luck in Canterlot!"
>The cakes have some sort of party to cater for
>Mrs. Cake comes running out the front door, Pinkie close behind her, carrying a bag
>Mrs. "Come on honey we're going to miss the train!"
>Mr. Cake helps her into the cart, Pinkie places the bag next Mrs. Cake
>Mr. "Pinkie, your in charge while we're gone."
>Pinkie salutes
>PP "Yes sir!"
>Mr. "Anon, don't let her throw any wild parties"
>You salute to him
"Aye sir"
>Mrs. "Come on deary"
>Mr. "Yes sugar plum. Come on boys let's get moving"
>The two stallions begin to pull the cart away
>Once the cart is out of sight Pinkie turns to you
>PP "Sooooo, when you said, no wild parties"
>You shrug
"I lied."
>You promised Pinkie that you would help her out with Gummy's birthday
 
>RD "Pinkie, you throw the best parties!"
>Pinkie pulls you into a half-hug thing
>PP "Well, I couldn't do it without Nonny."
"Oh stop, you're making me blush"
>Sarcasm bitches
>The night's been going pretty well, you've left the girls alone mostly
>When you have been around, Fluttershy gets really close
>She's hard to talk to
>Gummy keeps biting you
>You're waiting for you're chance to-
>TS "Pinkie, you're out of cookies"
>Bingo
>PP "Oh, I'll go get more!"
>In a pink flash she grabs the tray and runs downstairs
>You turn to the group of friends
"Girls, Pinkie's birthday is tommorrow!"
>AJ "Yeah, we have this little party planned."
>RD "Didn't we tell you about this already?"
"Yeah, I was just wondering what I should get her"
>Rarity spit-takes
>R "You haven't got her anything?"
"No, I don't know what to get her...."
>FS "If I were her I would (mumble)"
>Thanks Flutterbutt
>TS "She likes parties. But we're already doing that..."
>You take a sip of punch.
>You're frusterated. You can't get you're best friend something for her birthday.
>You may be helping with the party, but that's not personal enough.....
>Wait, personal party?
>Pinkie runs up the stairs
>With no cookies
>She looks worried
>PP "Anon, come here."
"Okay"
>You walk over to Pinkie
>She wispers into your ear
>PP "The cakes get back in an hour!"
>Now you spit take
"AN HOUR?"
>CODE RED, WE GOTTA CODE RED, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
>The cakes trained you for several weeks on how to quickly clean up a party
>you got really good at it
>Pinkie politly walks her friends out
>She's really good at acting like nothing is wrong
>You're frantically trying to clean up
>Once her friends are taken care of, she runs up to help you
>With your combined efforts, you make it appear as though no party ever happend
>5 minutes left to spare
>You and Pinkie are resting on the floor
>Gummy is sitting next to Pinkie
>PP "This was fun"
"Yeah, we should totally do this again"
>PP "Yeah.... Again"
>Pinkie has too much energy after these parties
>You pat Pinkie on the back
"Tell the cakes I said hi, I'm going home"
>Pinkie walks to the front door with you
>PP "Bye Nonny, see you tommorrow!"
 
>Day 58 in Equestria
>You arrive to work in uniform
>Your uniform being an apron
>Mr. "Ah Anon good, can you take counter duty? The misses and I are working on Pinkie's cake right now!"
"Speaking of Pinkie, were is she?"
>Mr. "Don't know, she ran out the door today saying something about 'Gummy's second Birthday'"
>Silly Pinkie
>You take Mr. Cake's place behind the counter as you wait for customer's to arrive
>It's a while before your first customer arrives
>The first customer is....
"Pinkie?"
>She looks as though it was raining outside
>She also looks a little darker
>PP "It's Pinkamena! Get my name right for once!"
>You've never heard Pinkie angry
"Whoa, sorry. You never seemed to mind before"
>PP "Shut up!"
>She runs upstairs
>You hear a slam
>You should probably go see what's wrong
>You head upstairs to Pinkie's room
>You reach for the handle
>Locked
"Pinkie, er sorry. Pinkamena, you okay?"
>"I'm just fine Anon"
>She sounds back to normal
>You should probably let her cool off.
>You head back to the counter were you find Applejack
>AJ "You ready?"
"Sure one sec."
>You stick your head into the kitchen
"I'm heading off to help set up the Party, see you tommorrow Boss!"
 
"A second Birthday for Gummy?"
>R "I know! It's like she doesn't know what today is"
>Well, she can be a little forgetfull
>You are currently in Applejack's barn, helping set up the party
>Party streemers, music, cake, snacks
>Pinkie should be getting here soon.
>She finally shows up after Rainbowdash pulled her all the way there
>*Events of Party Of One unfold*
 
>Pinkie is walking with you to your house
>It's a little chilly out
>"Sorry I yelled at you Nonny."
"It's fine Pinkamena"
>"Pinkie. Please, Pinkamena sounds waaaaaaay too fancy"
"Glad to have you back Pinkie"
>You arrive at your house
>"Why are you making me come with you to your place anyways?"
"Well, you have a lot of energy after parties. Sooooo"
>You open your front door, revealing a rather.... Poorly set up.... Party
>Ok, here's the deal
>There are a few balloons, streemers, and a pink cupcake with a candle on it
>You may have a job but that doesn't mean you are rich
"It's nothing like your friends party, but I had to do something."
>Pinkie just stand there and looks at it.
>She starts trembling
"Pinkie, you ok?"
>She burst out into a mixture of crying and laughing
>Oh god you broke her
"Oh god Pinkie I'm sorry"
>Pinkie then jumps on you
>She give you the mother of all hugs
>You feel your ribcage being crushed
>"Nonny, it's perfect"
 
End Chapter 1