>Fluffy just pony is shitting on the carpet >You've been potty training it for weeks >It should know better by now >You're down to desperate measures. >Time to bring out the negative reinforcement. >You rush over and grab a large mason jar from the shelf >You've already poked holes in the lid for air >Have to do this quick so it associates the punishment with the deed >Grab fluffy pony mid-shit and stuff it in feet first >Shit gets on to more of the carpet, but there's no time to worry about that now. >The fluffy pony nearly doesn't fit in the jar, but you jam it down in there anyway. >It fills the entire jar, it's limbs stuck in an incredibly uncomfortable position. One of it's front legs is probably dislocated. >It can't move at all, and it's crying for you to stop >In a neutral tone of voice, you tell it that bad ponies who shit on the carpet go in the jar. Good ponies who don't get hugs and spaghetti. >And fluffy pony has just been a very bad pony. >place the perforated inner lid on the jar, forcing it's face down further into the jar, then screw on the outer lid >Place the jar under the kitchen cabinet. The dark scares fluffy pony even more. It's crying, but its voice is muffled by the jar and the cabinet. >Come back the following day >Pony is in a jar full of it's own shit and urine, completely unable to move >unscrew the lid >Give the fluffy pony some water from a hamster bottle. >Ask fluffy pony if it knows why it's in the jar >Wrong answer >Tell it again >Back under the cabinet it goes. >Day 3 >Put on latex gloves >Open foul smelling jar of shit and pony >Ask it again >Fluffy pony gets it right this time >Congratulate the poor thing, and pet it behind the ear >Pull fluffy pony out of the jar >It's whole backside is covered in it's own filth, which is deeply matted into its fur >Take fluffy pony over to the sink to wash it off >fluffy pony drowns >well fuck.