>you are police detective Ano Mase >the best detective genericsburg has to offer >you are investigating reports of some psycho-killer >what warrants YOUR talents is that this guy kills his victims in a suit made of what appears to be stitched together fluffy pony pelts >his first victim was some fat bitch that lived underneath his apartment >after months of playing cat-and-mouse you finally have his location >An old abandoned meat processing plant on the docks >stealthy sneak in only to be greeted with a horrow show >all over the plant fluffy ponies are kept in cruel looking cages >"nee' air!" "wan out" "nee' poddy!" >the fluffy ponies in the cage are the lucky ones >from various meat hooks hang fluffy poines in different states of dismemberment, weakly mewling for help >you steady yourself, you can't help them now >you continue deeper into the plant and it only gets worse >the scent of burning flesh greets your nostrils >you enter a room in which fluffy ponies have been spitted and are being roast alive >the spits turned by other fluffy ponies on a large wheel chasing a stationary ball attached to a string >you vomit terribly for five minutes, it drowns out the screams >recovering from your involuntary protein spill you move to the deepest part of the plant >what greats your eyes would make a medieval inquisitor vomit >it makes you vomit too >sitting on a throne built from the bones of fluffy ponies sits the mad man laughing >to either side of him is a fluffy pony tied to a table with it's intestines being slowly pulled out via a crank device attached to the table >above him is a fluffy pony crucified and with it's chest cavity ripped open >below him there is a pit and what is in the pit sends you to the brink of madness >three adorable fluffy ponies have been joined together >Mouth-to-Ass forming a Fluffy Pony Centipede >the Fluffy pony in the front has been blinded >the second pony in the abomination is missing it's ears >the third has had part of it's skull removed and replaced with clear glass >the murderer gets up glaring at you with a smile that could freeze hell >"Do you like my Garden heheheh?" >silently you stare at the monster, preparing to end him >"Surely you enjoy the fruits of my work?!" >he picks up a fluffy pony and quickly snaps it's neck >ripping the head off he quickly consumes the fluffy ponies latent magic >"I HAVE THE POWER!" he screams just before you double-tap his ass >spend three hours scouring the meat plant for survivors >those ponies you could not help you pistol whip until they are free from their pain >come upon the last room and sigh tiredly, it has been a long night and the repeated scenes of gore have taken their toll on you >you turn the handle and immediately hear a small wail of terror >chained to a dead fluffy pony is a remarkably unhurt fluffy pony >as you approach the pony she cries and urinates "no huwt pwease! no huwt pwease!" she babbles at you >you kneel down and pet her cooing softly and manage to remove the collar after 15 minutes >"newh fwend?" the malnourished fluffy pony looks up at you >you smile softly and nod taking her outside and you stand on the edge of the docks, overlooking the sea and contemplating the madness of man >fluffy pony looks around excitedly and sees her own reflection in water >"newh fwend NEWH FWEND!" she screams and leaps from your arms right into the ocean >fluffy pony drowns