>just bought an adorable fluffy pony from your cousin
>while you've never owned on before, you had dogs, cats, even an uncle that raised horses
>you're pretty well prepared, but you've been told a fluffy pony can cause a bit of destruction since they're quite clumsy
>spray bottle's out since drowning is a #1 cause of pony death
>shock collar could start a fire...
>when she knocks over your drink trying to get your attention, you grab a broom
>she's excited first, thinking you'll play with her
>she's surprised when swing into her like a pro golfer with the broom
THIS IS MY SORRY STICK [fluffy pony]
>she's bawling, but still doesn't understand
>you slap her across the face with the bristled end
DO YOU LIKE THE SORRY STICK?
>she's simply making terrified baby noises
>hit her again, this time with a less bristle, more pole
IS THE SORRY STICK A GOOD THING?
>"No sowwy-stick!"
WILL YOU BEHAVE?
>"No sowwy-stick!"
>jab hard in the side with the handle
>"Behwave! [fluffy pony] not bweak gwass!"
Good.
>sweep up broken glass