> You own a fluffy pony, a mare called Melody > Start leaving her at fluffy daycare while you're at work > Melody loves playing with all her new friends > She always has lots of stories to tell you when you pick her up > One day, before you drop her off, take out a spray bottle and spritz Melody with the contents > She giggles, and runs away > She thinks you're playing a game > She doesn't know what you just did > The bottle was filled with fluffy pony runt scent > You can buy it online quite easily > It's meant to be used as deterrent > Fluffy ponies can't consciously recognise the scent, but they'll react negatively to it anyway > Spray it on your land, and fluffy ponies will naturally avoid it > Drop Melody off at daycare > Caretaker puts her into a pen with the other mares > Melody trots up to light brown mare, and offers to hug her > “Mewody bad fwuffy, Amba no wan' huggies,” she replies > Melody tries to hug her anyway > Amber swats her hoof into Melody's muzzle > Melody looks confused, then bursts into tears > Some of the other fluffy ponies see her crying, and trot over to comfort her > At least, until they get close enough to sell her > Then they just start shouting abuse at her > Melody spends the whole day snivelling in the corner > Her former friends won't let her play with any of the toys > They steal her food at lunch time > When you pick Melody up, she tells you what happened > “Is Mewody bad fwuffy?” she asks you > Say the other fluffy ponies must know better than you > She must be a bad fluffy > This just causes her to cry more > You never thought you'd be able to outsource abuse to other fluffy ponies