>you own a fluffy pony
>one day, you forget to close the knife drawer
>fluffy pony crashes into drawer
>oh fuck
>knives rain down upon fluffy pony
>there's no way he could have survived that
>you shed a solitary tear
>you start to pick up the knives
>fluffy pony pops out of the pile, unharmed
>"Knifies fun!"
>apparently yours is one of those invincible fluffy ponies you've heard about
>the next day, you get out of bed and walk to the kitchen
>fluffy pony is banging his head into the cabinet below your knife drawer
>"Fwuffy wan' knifies!"
>you're not going to risk him dying
>you shoo him out of the kitchen
>fluffy pony starts trying to hurt himself in other ways
>you lock him in his safety room
>fluffy pony starts hitting himself with his hooves and biting himself, giggling the whole time
>you decide to get a female fluffy pony to distract him from this
>you go to the fluffy pony dealership, pick up a female fluffy pony, and bring it home
>your fluffy pony is trying to stab itself with a toothpick it found on the ground
>he stops doing that and runs over to you
>he sees the fluffy pony you brought home and is overjoyed
>"New fwend! Fwuffy wan' pway!"
>you let the two fluffy ponies get acquainted while you go watch some tv
>during a commercial break, you go into the kitchen to get some snacks
>on the way, you see your fluffy ponies
>the female one is beating the male one up
>both of them are happy and giggling
>"Fwuffy wuv dis game!"
>jesus fucking christ
>fluffy pony s&m, all day, err day
>this drives you to suicide
>fluffy ponies are found and taken in by crazy motherfucker who jacks off to them hurting each other