>You're crazy Steve the otaku
>Recently, the otaku club at your college has become overwhelmed by land whales who always bring their fluffy ponies with them to the meetings.
>They claim that the votes from fluffy ponies count, and this winds up with the club watching yaoi romance crap.
>Well after two weeks of solid work, you're prepared to deal with those fluffs.
>Carrying a large bag with you, you go to the club's meeting.
>"Hey Steve, how are things?" a friend asks as you enter the club room.
"Perfect."
>All the landwhales and their fluffies are there.
>You open your bag.
"SIEG ZEON!"
 >You do the Zeon salute.
 >Out of your bag comes out four regular Zaku II and one Char Custom Zaku II.
 >All from the Fluff-Xtermination series.
 >Of course the Char Custom is three times faster than the other Zaku(s).
 "For the glory of Zeon! Crush the vermin!"
 >For the next three minutes, a one-sided battle was waged as the proud Zeon Soldiers obliterated the fluffy ponies with their pellet guns, heat axes, and their Zeon pride.
 >All the landwhales leave the club after their fluffy ponies were killed.
 >Otaku Club only watches good anime now.