>be normal fluffy pony owner >don't really abuse your fluffy except the occasional sorry stick when it shat on the floor >he's since learned to be good, and things are awesome >Domino really likes toys >you don't mind, though; he's been a great fluffy for the past few months >you take him to Toys R Us for his birthday >fluffy birthdays are celebrated monthly, because they have a tendency to self-immolate >It's his birthday again >Take Domino to the store >He excitedly runs up and down the aisles, looking for a toy he wants >somewhere in the girls' section, he stops >his eyes grow wide, and you're afraid he's going to piss himself >He's got his eyes fixated on a new delivery to the store: A show accurate pony plushie >"Wanna pony, daddeh," he squeals in delight >Look down at the pricetag >$59.95 >holyshit.jpg >this has clearly been made to fleece bronies >it'd be cheaper to buy 20 fluffies >but hell, this is your fluffy >there are many like him, but this one is yours >and he's earned it >he picks out Rainbow Dash >On the way home, he can't wait to get her out of the box >"Fiwst, Domno an' Raybo pway baww, an then pway bwocks, then pway..." >he's pretty adorable, babbling to the toy like it's another living thing >you don't know; he might actually think it's alive >get home, take Dashie out the box, set Domino loose on her >He drags her everywhere, and he seems to be having the absolute time of his life playing with her >He even brings her to dinner: beef ravioli >For some reason, Domino always like ravioli more than spaghetti >Whatever; he's unique. That's why you like him so much. >"So, Dom, how do you like Rainbow Dash?" you ask him, as you munch on the Cacciatore you made yourself. >He takes a moment to chew (you made sure he had passable table manners before letting him eat with you) and responds: "Raybo my new besses fwend!" >You're a little hurt, but he's a fluffy with a new toy; go figure. >clean up after dinner >Domino plays with the plush until it's time to go to bed >Don't even have to turn the light's out; he tuckered himself out, and is sleeping peacefully in the saferoom >so innocent >you go to bed, but are awoken a few hours later by some noise >It's probably Domino, playing with his new toy >kids and fluffies are excitable like that >go to the saferoom to check on him >hear "enf, enf, enf, enf" coming from inside >oh god, he's not— >you stick your head in >he is >he just wanted to cum inside Rainbow Dash