>You put a new hook and bait onto the line, and cast again. >this time it takes a bit longer before you get a bite. >When you reel it in, you've got an earth pony that you assume used to be white. >There's no sign of the hook or sinker, the line goes right into the fluffy pony's mouth >It must have swallowed the first six or seven inches of the line at least. The hook is somewhere in it's digestive tract. >"Why tummy hwurt?" it mewls, before burping up a little blood >Welp, this one is fucked. Might as well get your weights back. >"C'mere, let me get you all fixed up" >You grab it under one arm, and wrap the line around your other hand. >You jerk the line out from the earth fluffy's mouth. It's eyes go wide with pain. There's a snap, and the line is free. The weights come out of the critter's mouth, covered in blood. >The hook is still inside it, but you didn't expect to get that back anyway. >The earth fluffy is screaming and crying in pain >you put it down and it bolts off as fast as it's little marshmellow legs can take it, occasionally vomiting blood >You get your line ready again, and cast >You get a bite almost immediately. You reel it in around the bend >It's the white earth fluffy from earlier >Mybrainisfulloffuck.midi >This time the hook has wedged itself up through it's mouth and into it's eyeball >Holy shit these things are dumb. >There's no sport in this. It's too easy. >You cut the line, leaving the hook in it's eye and mouth >It runs off in fear, trailing blood. >Pack up your tackle >Kick over the box with the pegasus fluffy and scare it away down the alley >Head home unsatisfied.   Fuckin' fluffy ponies. Dumber than trout.