>A fluffy pony writhes in pain at the bottom of a staircase.
>The fact that it's neck didn't break on impact is nothing short of a miracle.
>"Hewp! Fwuffy fawwen and nu get up!" it whines in immense pain.
>You hear this and run to the stairs.
>The fluffy pony smiles as its father has come to save it.
>It is met with a bop to the nose.
>"Fluffy that was horrible! That joke has been done to DEATH! Maybe you'll get some decent material in the SORRY BOX!" you pick up the pony.
>"NUUU! NU HUWT FWUFFY!" it yelps in pain as you carry it to the sorry box.
>Fluffy ponies are notorious for recycling material.