>buy fluffeh pony
>name it dick mgee
>"fwuffeh no wike name, wun new name!"
>no, fuck you fluffy your name is dick mgee
>"daddy, pwease"
>get pissed, pick it up, boop it on the nose
>it starts crying
>FUCK YOU THIS TIME!
>slap it across the face, rattling its brain around
>it cries
>you get more pissed, you heard they cried but FUCK ME this is annoying
>tie it to a bike, positioning its butt right on the tire
>start cycling
>"stop!!! dadda pwease poopoo pwace buwn!!"
>free wheel down a steep hill
>its ass rips and burns
>"DAADAAA PWEASE!!!"
>get pissed, cycle faster and faster, the ropes loosen off and it falls into the chain gear
>it gets tangled and cut into chunks
>job well done