>adopt a fluffy pony >a purple and dark blue alicorn, really rare >realize it's luna, booyah >make it my bitch, make it suck me off and make my breakfast >"daddy, why you make me suck youw wowipop?" >cause it's cream filled and i know how much you LOVE cream >it stops, refuses. says "cweam howwibwe, hate cweam! no suck wowwipop!" >FINE! >lock it in a cage >throw it outside, into the rain >it screams "pweez!!! wiww suck wowipop!! i wiww!!!" >fuck you luna! throw a bucket of meat onto her >wild dogs attack the cage >she's shit scared, cowering, getting the odd scratch now and then >leave her there for two days >she is too scared not to suck me off. >Fluffjobs every day, when and where i say.