>Neighbor is a renowned fluffy abuser >Buys them and keeps them for some time then beats the shit out of them for 'being bad fluffy' >You reported him but to no use, the authorities just don't give a single fuck about fluffies anymore >You hear him roar again but his victim, an adorable cyan earth fluffy  managed to scape thru the front door >He growls angrily 'come here little turd I'll show you!'while wielding a broomstick >You can't help but yell at him 'leave her alone!' >In her scapade the earth fluffy released her bowels in sheer terror 'fwuffy be good pwomise!' she wails >Neighbor is distracted by you and slips on fluffy shit falling backwards >You hear a sick crunch noise as his head hits the doorsteps, neighbor goes limp >Two months have passed you're now the proud owner of Cyan as you aptly named her >' 'yan wuvs daddy!' She chirps jumping up and down around you >A thought about justice crosses your mind as you finish fixing spaghetti