>Fluffy pony orphanage shuts down >No one can afford to keep the remaining fluffy ponies >Nobody really cares, either >Just leave them in the darkened building, locked into their big pen >Fluffy ponies don’t understand >Wait in the dark for tenders to come back >No one around to clean up their filth >Still have water from the pipe that runs through the pen >Out of food >Fluffy ponies hungry >Mewl “Wan’ food”, “Wan’ pway”, “Where day go?” >Shuffle around useless in the dark, growing weaker >Finally, one of them bumps into a sack left in the corner >An old apple rolls out >Fluffy ponies crowd around the one who found the apple >”Pony has food!” “Gif food pleese?” “Gif food!” “Hung’y” >”No!” mumbles fluffy pony through the apple in her mouth “Is my food”, starts to eat >Remaining fluffy ponies consumed with frustration >”Gif foooood!” “Meani pony!” “You why no food” “You make hoomans go away” >Can’t articulate their frustrations >Can’t figure out some course of action >Fluffy ponies slowly die of hunger >One at a time they stop moving >Can’t grasp mortality >Stare at dead ponies trying to understand what happened to them >Don’t even think to try and eat them >Last pony left alive is the one who ate the apple, lying on its side in the dark and groaning from hunger in a pool of its own watery feces, surrounded by the rotting corpses of its fellows >Door opens >Blinding light streams in >Fluffy pony squints, gurgles out “You come back fow fwuffy?” >”Shit! What the fuck is that?!” >Bullet dashes fluffy pony’s head into a gory slick against the ground >”Jesus Frank, I thought you said this place was fucking abandoned?! Scared me half to death. Okay, get the shovel.”