>Day whatever in Equestria
>You are Anonymous and today you too are chilling out with spike
>Twilight Sparkle had to go to some Canterlot meeting and has been gone all week
>Spike's now tired and has gone to bed
>Not heard from Fluttershy all week either
>Start to become worried
>Heard horrible sounds coming from the Everfree forest a few days ago
>A sudden knock on your door
>Must be Twilight Sparkle to pick up Spike
>Open the door to see HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT
>Looks to be an abomination of scales and claws and god knows what else
>Wait you can make out the head of a dragon
>It speaks!
>FS: "Are dragons your fetish?"
Fluttershy? Jezus christ what did you do
>FS: "I'm the dovakin!"
>she inhales
>FS: "FUS RO DAH"
>You get punted away from the cheer volume of the voice
>Luna would be proud
>Crash land into town square
>Be suffering severe bloodloss
>Fluttershy lands next to you
>FS: "So are dragons your fetish?"
>Pass out from the pain
>Today was a bad day